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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:02 am

I hunt alone.


So, pretty much every time I'm hunting with an idiot.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Tomkat » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:14 am

assateague wrote:I hunt alone.


So, pretty much every time I'm hunting with an idiot.


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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 8:24 am

assateague wrote:I hunt alone.


So, pretty much every time I'm hunting with an idiot.

Me2 but didn't want to go first.

It's bitter sweet when you limit out and want to share and nobody is there.

Hunt, take pictures, go to camp, eat, drink, sleep, then repeat. :)
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:25 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...


Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame. :popcorn: :mrgreen:


What about the dog that broke and getting shots fired over its head.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:45 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...


Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame. :popcorn: :mrgreen:


4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:47 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:It's the video, Ron. GoPro cameras seen to do that...Those ducks were straight away and inside of 20 yards. That was their third pass. There wasn't going to be a forth...


Buddy, Ya should of done better then that . 4 or 5 guns and 2 fell inside of 20. That's a bloody shame. :popcorn: :mrgreen:


4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.

The 10 mph current on that river is tough too.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:48 am

All I hear are excuses.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:50 am

aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I've shot 2 or 3 ducks with bands. Never thought much of them. Still tastes just a mallard.

Uh huh...did you turn in the numbers and get certificates or just draw your own?

Nope, didn't care much to either.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Rick » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:52 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.



...and with four guys in plain sight.

When the ducks gathered on the pond to swap stories that night and their buddies teased them about falling for that setup, you can bet your tail feathers they countered with, "1st hunters of the year."
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:52 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:All I hear are excuses.

Whaaa
One duck got away. We retrieved the three we killed. What the fuck are you talking about bitch?
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:55 am

aunt betty wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:All I hear are excuses.

Whaaa
One duck got away. We retrieved the three we killed. What the fuck are you talking about bitch?
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:59 am

You had'em in the wheel house at 20 yards. Just say you fagged it up. We all fag out every now and then. Not a big deal. I just remembered some one talking an awfully big game a couple days ago.:mrgreen:
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:59 am

Rick wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.



...and with four guys in plain sight.

When the ducks gathered on the pond to swap stories that night and their buddies teased them about falling for that setup, you can bet your tail feathers they countered with, "1st hunters of the year."


I've never seen a dog moving that much when working birds either.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Rick wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.



...and with four guys in plain sight.

When the ducks gathered on the pond to swap stories that night and their buddies teased them about falling for that setup, you can bet your tail feathers they countered with, "1st hunters of the year."


:lol:
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:01 pm

Rick wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:4 guns. 1st birds of the year. Shooting was a little rough, but we worked them well.



...and with four guys in plain sight.

When the ducks gathered on the pond to swap stories that night and their buddies teased them about falling for that setup, you can bet your tail feathers they countered with, "1st hunters of the year."

That's pretty funny. We talked about hiding inside the branches of the fallen tree. These days camo is so good plus we had all that green behind us...
sat still and it worked.
The one that got away was probably muttering, "Knew it! I tried telling them other three dumbasses".
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:02 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:You had'em in the wheel house at 20 yards. Just say you fagged it up. We all fag out every now and then. Not a big deal. I just remembered some one talking an awfully big game a couple days ago.:mrgreen:


It wasn't pretty, but we killed some ducks that day...
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Rick » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:07 pm

aunt betty wrote:The one that got away was probably muttering, "Knew it! I tried telling them other three dumbasses".


I lied on the "favorite waterfowl" thread. My favorite birds are the ones that push or bump off us but wind up getting talked back into something they know they shouldn't have and go down thinking, "I knew it. Son of a bitch, I knew it."

Not a whole lot more fun than having guys jump the gun and miss a mallard nine times, only to bring him back around and kill him while they scramble to reload. Shame on me, but it's so.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:08 pm

It was perfect for that situation. Fuck, we had neighbors on each side of us competing for them four mallards. We got lucky? I don't think so. We out-called the other two parties. They knew it too.
We did way better than them gadwall hunting losers that showed up late...didn't we? :)
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:12 pm

Never heard other folks calling.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Wed Apr 30, 2014 12:22 pm

Hunted with a guy who just wanted to do nothing but stand in the decoy spread and talk while we were hiding on the bank. Then when birds would start to commit, he would kneel down and yell "Ducks ducks ducks!" While pointing straight up. He learned really quick not to do that when I dropped a Gaddy over his head.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Nanook » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:35 pm

Like FF said, it wasn't pretty but we got it done and the next day we got skunked..... Not to mention you all were holding your coffee when that woody buzzed us and I could not get my damn gun off my shoulder fast enough to get him. Great day though for sure!
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby gila-river » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:47 pm

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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:56 pm

RonE wrote: but it pisses me off when my best hunting opens his O/U in my direction,
this is done on purpose isn't it?
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Redbeard » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:56 pm

assateague wrote:I hunt alone.


So, pretty much every time I'm hunting with an idiot.
hahaha

Don't ask Sam how often he hunts with an idiot
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 30, 2014 5:15 pm

Nanook wrote:Like FF said, it wasn't pretty but we got it done and the next day we got skunked..... Not to mention you all were holding your coffee when that woody buzzed us and I could not get my damn gun off my shoulder fast enough to get him. Great day though for sure!

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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby RonE » Wed Apr 30, 2014 6:52 pm

Nanook, welcome!
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Thu May 01, 2014 12:08 am

He's a lurker. Don't let that post fool you!
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Tiler_J » Thu May 01, 2014 12:17 am

I hunted with Boot quite a bit last season. So I'm just not going to say anything.
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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu May 01, 2014 2:32 am

Tiler_J wrote:I hunted with Boot quite a bit last season. So I'm just not going to say anything.

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Re: Hunting with Idiots.

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu May 01, 2014 2:40 am

I didn't hunt with to many idiots last season. But, I do go fishing with Dbag every now and then.

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