Time to step it up!

Place for general and off topic Waterfowl talk.
Post a reply

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Rick » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:43 pm

Wouldn't it be cheaper just to grow a big scraggly-assed beard?
Rick
 
Posts: 12148
Joined: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:38 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Jul 11, 2014 3:48 pm

Rick wrote:Wouldn't it be cheaper just to grow a big scraggly-assed beard?

It would but I don't what to look like one of those duck dynasty rejects. I want something that I can put on in the field to get respect but also still look presentable.

Would you let a guy like this into your home? I don't think so!
Image
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:23 pm

Ahahaha. Looks friendly to me.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:25 pm

3legged_lab wrote:Ahahaha. Looks friendly to me.

Haha! He does look kind of friendly doesn't he? Still, house- no, garage/bar- YES!! Haha!
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:37 pm

Hahahahaha
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
User avatar
Bootlipkiller
 
Posts: 14361
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:47 am
Location: you stay classy Sutter County... Im Ron Burgandy???
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jul 11, 2014 4:55 pm

Hide the wife and lock up your valuables.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Pintail » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:02 pm

Who the hell is ll cool j
Pintail
 
Posts: 461
Joined: Wed May 14, 2014 6:26 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:05 pm

Pintail wrote:Who the hell is ll cool j

Famous duck hunter.

Edit: Who is this guy? Doesn't know LL.
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Pintail » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:17 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
Rick wrote:Wouldn't it be cheaper just to grow a big scraggly-assed beard?

It would but I don't what to look like one of those duck dynasty rejects. I want something that I can put on in the field to get respect but also still look presentable.

Would you let a guy like this into your home? I don't think so!
Image

Is that a piece of corn coming out of that pipe?
Pintail
 
Posts: 461
Joined: Wed May 14, 2014 6:26 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby clampdaddy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:32 pm

I think I'd skip the gold chain and go all Rampage Jackson on it with some regular steel chain. Same thing with your dog. Big, stout steel chain for a collar and leash.
User avatar
clampdaddy
 
Posts: 539
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:25 am
Location: CenCal Mufuckaaa!
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:39 pm

clampdaddy wrote:I think I'd skip the gold chain and go all Rampage Jackson on it with some regular steel chain. Same thing with your dog. Big, stout steel chain for a collar and leash.

I don't have a dog. You think that would help?
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby clampdaddy » Fri Jul 11, 2014 5:48 pm

Tiler_J wrote:
clampdaddy wrote:I think I'd skip the gold chain and go all Rampage Jackson on it with some regular steel chain. Same thing with your dog. Big, stout steel chain for a collar and leash.

I don't have a dog. You think that would help?

As long as its a big bad ass looking Chessie. Maybe missing an ear or an eye..........or both.
User avatar
clampdaddy
 
Posts: 539
Joined: Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:25 am
Location: CenCal Mufuckaaa!
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:07 pm

Pintail wrote:
Tiler_J wrote:
Rick wrote:Wouldn't it be cheaper just to grow a big scraggly-assed beard?

It would but I don't what to look like one of those duck dynasty rejects. I want something that I can put on in the field to get respect but also still look presentable.

Would you let a guy like this into your home? I don't think so!
Image

Is that a piece of corn coming out of that pipe?

Yes, and don't go throwin' your panties at the computer screen.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:14 pm

I have to clean my beard up. It's a sad, sad day...
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!

Reinstate West Virginia!
User avatar
Feelin' Fowl
 
Posts: 11025
Joined: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:48 am
Location: Northern IL
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:30 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:I have to clean my beard up. It's a sad, sad day...


Beards are unprofessional anyways.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
User avatar
Eric Haynes
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 8350
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:59 pm
Location: Ogdensburg, NY
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:37 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I have to clean my beard up. It's a sad, sad day...


Beards are unprofessional anyways.


No more than shitty lawns.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!

Reinstate West Virginia!
User avatar
Feelin' Fowl
 
Posts: 11025
Joined: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:48 am
Location: Northern IL
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Eric Haynes » Fri Jul 11, 2014 8:58 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I have to clean my beard up. It's a sad, sad day...


Beards are unprofessional anyways.


No more than shitty lawns.

Better than a golf course, mine will be.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.
User avatar
Eric Haynes
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 8350
Joined: Mon Jun 25, 2012 6:59 pm
Location: Ogdensburg, NY
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Bulldog0156 » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:42 pm

craigslist-anal-beads.jpg


I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.
YOU MUST REGISTER TO VIEW THIS IMAGE.
User avatar
Bulldog0156
 
Posts: 2547
Joined: Wed Jul 25, 2012 9:04 am
Location: Monfuckintana
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby 3legged_lab » Fri Jul 11, 2014 11:57 pm

I think the loop is dual purpose.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:16 am

It's for the David Carradine action
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
User avatar
Bootlipkiller
 
Posts: 14361
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:47 am
Location: you stay classy Sutter County... Im Ron Burgandy???
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sat Jul 12, 2014 12:28 am

3legged_lab wrote:I think the loop is dual purpose.

Like pull starting a chainsaw.
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
User avatar
GadwallGetter530
 
Posts: 9758
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:58 am
Location: Jefferson Republic
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby hudson » Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:08 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I think the loop is dual purpose.

Like pull starting a chainsaw.
hahaha
User avatar
hudson
 
Posts: 3136
Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2013 7:52 pm
Location: sw louisiana
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Rick » Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:05 am

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I think the loop is dual purpose.

Like pull starting a chainsaw.


Better wear safety goggles.
Rick
 
Posts: 12148
Joined: Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:38 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sun Jul 13, 2014 9:13 am

Rick wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:I think the loop is dual purpose.

Like pull starting a chainsaw.


Better wear safety goggles.


Gross.
Who really runs the prison? The inmates or the guards?
User avatar
GadwallGetter530
 
Posts: 9758
Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:58 am
Location: Jefferson Republic
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Flightstopper » Sun Jul 13, 2014 10:13 am

Nobody wants pinkeye.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
User avatar
Flightstopper
WFF Forum Moderator
 
Posts: 9754
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:46 pm
Location: Pflugerville, Tx
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:48 pm

All right Ass Clowns! Take your butt play somewhere else! This is a serious thread for serious people with serious issues. Seriously!
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:52 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
craigslist-anal-beads.jpg


I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.

OK serious, that picture came from Craigslist? How many people buy used anal beads?
Spoken to MuddyWaterWarlock
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?



Spoken to 3Leg
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
User avatar
MuddyWaterWarlock
 
Posts: 1842
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2012 5:01 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:54 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
craigslist-anal-beads.jpg


I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.

OK serious, that picture came from Craigslist? How many people buy used anal beads?

HAHAHAHAHA! Dirty fuckers. That's who.
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:56 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
craigslist-anal-beads.jpg


I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.

OK serious, that picture came from Craigslist? How many people buy used anal beads?

Depends on who the seller is.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
User avatar
3legged_lab
WFF Supporter
 
Posts: 17344
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:19 pm
Location: OREGON
Top

Re: Time to step it up!

Postby Tiler_J » Sun Jul 13, 2014 5:58 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:
craigslist-anal-beads.jpg


I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.

OK serious, that picture came from Craigslist? How many people buy used anal beads?

Depends on who the seller is.

Good point!
Joel Smithjensen
FIREBALL Prostaff
User avatar
Tiler_J
 
Posts: 6098
Joined: Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:43 pm
Top
PreviousNext
Post a reply

Return to The Blind

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 189 guests

Email Us
WaterfowlForum.Net © 2012-2024