by Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:16 am
Southern_Pistol wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Age is only a number
Sorry the truth hurts sometimes. Age is just a number just like size doesn't matter.
Haha. I saw Dave Attel in Germany and he opened by saying....
"Let's just get this out of the way early. They say size doesn't matter but I'm calling bullshit, am I right ladies? Show hands on who thinks size matters"
About half of them raised theirs hands, laughing.
"There you go guys. Now that we've identified the sluts here, these are the whores you need to be getting drunk tonight. You're welcome"
Laughed my ass off
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, "If I live, I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor.