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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 11:57 am
by Tomkat
Whistling wings,
Shots fired in the marsh!
Just Silence-

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:42 pm
by Rick
Not even a quiet, "Dammit."?

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:34 pm
by NuffDaddy
Well look who it is

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:57 pm
by The Duck Hammer
TomKat is back
Haiku thread reborn
Nice entrance

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:59 pm
by Tomkat
Assateague gone,
No Jehler, or QH Paw?
Much has changed.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:01 am
by Olly
Saddly left they did
Needlessly too mad they got
WFF move on

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:24 am
by Tomkat
Haiku in the mornings
A better way to live my life
Brandy in the pond
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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:47 am
by Tomkat
She likes to party!
Most popular girl in da hood
You pay for all of this

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:07 am
by Tomkat
They yelp today,
Hens in the woods, looking-
Ton turkey die!

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:10 pm
by duckdozer
Olly is a F@ggot
Coast Guard isn't military
W F F is dead

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:17 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
duckdozer wrote:Olly is a F@ggot
Coast Guard isn't military
W F F is dead

:lol:
This is exciting.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:47 pm
by NuffDaddy
Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:07 pm
by The Duck Hammer
NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku


Japanese poetry

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:08 pm
by NuffDaddy
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku


Japanese poetry

I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:21 pm
by The Duck Hammer
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku


Japanese poetry

I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you


Japanese poetry

Who gives a shit

I'm a rebel

4th line to enforce line 3

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:22 pm
by NuffDaddy
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Who the hell is duckdozer
Kansas is gay
What the hell is a haiku


Japanese poetry

I think you're supposed to do 3 lines
Do it right duck hammer
Tomkat gonna be mad at you


Japanese poetry

Who gives a shit

I'm a rebel

4th line to enforce line 3

Well done!

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:22 pm
by NuffDaddy
Well done
Well done

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:27 pm
by Olly
Haiku's go like this.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:32 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Look at Olly

With all his poetic knowledge

Must have went to private school.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:34 pm
by Olly
The Duck Hammer wrote:Look at Olly

With all his poetic knowledge

Must have went to private school.

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Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:41 pm
by The Duck Hammer
I
Do not
Give a shit

1
2
3

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:45 pm
by Olly
So sad Duck Hammer
All you have to do is count
To five seven five

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:53 pm
by Goldfish
Can be three
Five for the second
Then three 'gain

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:57 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:04 pm
by Olly
Goldfish wrote:Can be three
Five for the second
Then three 'gain

This I did not know
Always learning new shit yo
Tomkat's best thread ever

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:04 pm
by Olly
The Duck Hammer wrote:Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police

Poetry police

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:10 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Olly wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:Do not give a damn
Fuck proper haiku format
Poetry police

Poetry police


I'm gonna go loot a beer store due to brutality.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:18 pm
by Olly
Make sure you only loot Sake.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Tue Apr 28, 2015 10:25 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Ok. Wanna keep things peaceful like so I can't be arrested.

Re: TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 5:44 am
by Bad17
The Duck Hammer wrote:Ok. Wanna keep things peaceful like so I can't be arrested.


If you get shot by a black cop we will protest.