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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:06 pm

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R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


How fast did you accelerate? Are was the cop out to get you?

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:07 pm

DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


How fast did you accelerate? Are was the cop out to get you?

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:13 pm

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?

No because you're not a student. You would probably get a ticket 2-3 times what I got and would have to take a 6 hour class on the dangers of careless driving. The police would be involved. The principal is the one who "caught" me, not an officer.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:14 pm

The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:16 pm

Woody wrote:The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?



I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:18 pm

Woody wrote:The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?

Yep, If it's on "school property". I'm fighting this one.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:19 pm

Woody wrote:The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?

This whole situation is fucked.
Reminds me of a buddy of mine. We went to a private Christian school. I left for public school in highschool. He stayed. He got caught gettin his first BJ at this girls house who also went to that school. The school found out somehow and suspended both of them. His parents took him out of that school after that. :lol:
Also the girl involved is daughter of porn star Alexis Christian. The former porn star is who ratted him out to the school principal!!!!!!
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:30 pm

R. Chapman wrote:
Woody wrote:The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?

Yep, If it's on "school property". I'm fighting this one.
You gonna ask for a jury trial? Appeal? Supreme court?
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:46 pm

aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
Woody wrote:The principle is no an ordained officer of the law and can hand out tickets?

Yep, If it's on "school property". I'm fighting this one.
You gonna ask for a jury trial? Appeal? Supreme court?

I have to go to court to pay it.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:47 pm

Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:48 pm

assateague wrote:Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?


Because we are always the victims, dammit!
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:50 pm

Up to $5000 fine and up to 6 months in jail...
He's going to juvee. :)
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:52 pm

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?


No. You'd get an interview with Chris Hanson.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:57 pm

assateague wrote:Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?


Because Rex likes playing victim and does nothing wrong

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:58 pm

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assateague wrote:Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?


Because Rex likes playing victim and does nothing wrong

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You mad the Rex is stronger than you?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby DC727 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:00 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
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assateague wrote:Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?


Because Rex likes playing victim and does nothing wrong

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You mad the Rex is stronger than you?


Mainly, yes. :(

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby R. Chapman » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:05 pm

DC727 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
DC727 wrote:
assateague wrote:Why am I pretty sure there's just a whole lot of shit left out of this story?


Because Rex likes playing victim and does nothing wrong

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You mad the Rex is stronger than you?


Mainly, yes. :(

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:06 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?


No. You'd get an interview with Chris Hanson.


Nailed it.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:04 pm

Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby RonE » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:12 pm

Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?


No, only students.......Look up "In Loco Parentis"
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:39 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Woody wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:
DC727 wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:I stopped at a stop sign that had a shitload of gravel. When I went to take off, I burned out a little bit. I got a $90 ticket and a day of ISS.


By a little, you mean you gunned it. It's ok I was 15th one time, I just never got caught.


ISS, the school punishes you for a ticket? Were you on school property? if not, Fuck them.

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I wasn't on school property, just in front of the school.


So, if I, a 25 year old man, got a ticket in front of a school, would I get ISS?


No. You'd get an interview with Chris Hanson.


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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Woody » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:50 pm

I'm at the DMV and it is actually turning out to be a pleasant experience.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby assateague » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:54 pm

Handy?
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:56 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?

its just a precautionary measure that was once necessary for computers but not today for any of our operating systems. The computers today have held onto this old tradition for regards of the old days. A type of pinning for the ol ways of the west if you will.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby sws002 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:10 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?

its just a precautionary measure that was once necessary for computers but not today for any of our operating systems. The computers today have held onto this old tradition for regards of the old days. A type of pinning for the ol ways of the west if you will.


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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:15 pm

sws002 wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?

its just a precautionary measure that was once necessary for computers but not today for any of our operating systems. The computers today have held onto this old tradition for regards of the old days. A type of pinning for the ol ways of the west if you will.


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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Olly » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:37 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?

its just a precautionary measure that was once necessary for computers but not today for any of our operating systems. The computers today have held onto this old tradition for regards of the old days. A type of pinning for the ol ways of the west if you will.


Wrong. I bet he uses Windows which uses a block registry that isn't live to store information and when he installs a program that edits the registry the computer has to restart to see the changes because it only scans it at startup.

Your phone either apple or Android us based on some variation of Unix and uses a live file system.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:43 pm

Olly wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:Question for you nerds.

Why is it when I download a new program on my phone I can just use it but when I download something on my computer Im prompted to restart? I know...apples to oranges but seriously...wtf?

its just a precautionary measure that was once necessary for computers but not today for any of our operating systems. The computers today have held onto this old tradition for regards of the old days. A type of pinning for the ol ways of the west if you will.


Wrong. I bet he uses Windows which uses a block registry that isn't live to store information and when he installs a program that edits the registry the computer has to restart to see the changes because it only scans it at startup.

Your phone either apple or Android us based on some variation of Unix and uses a live file system.

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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:48 pm

I think he just said windows strip club has a stripper named Apple. Apple went around the block registry, had sex with an Android and had a baby Unix.
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Re: WFF almost has 300,000 posts!

Postby WTN10 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 6:54 pm

aunt betty wrote:I think he just said windows strip club has a stripper named Apple. Apple went around the block registry, had sex with an Android and had a baby Unix.
:mrgreen:


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