WTN10 wrote:aunt betty wrote:I think he just said windows strip club has a stripper named Apple. Apple went around the block registry, had sex with an Android and had a baby Unix.
Cool story, bro.
Worked for hours on it.
WTN10 wrote:aunt betty wrote:I think he just said windows strip club has a stripper named Apple. Apple went around the block registry, had sex with an Android and had a baby Unix.
Cool story, bro.
jarbo03 wrote:Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.
AKPirate wrote:jarbo03 wrote:Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.
Were you talking in cowboy poem dialect?
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Helicopter OUT!!
3geese4me wrote:Probably trying spit some hot game at her.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:3geese4me wrote:Probably trying spit some hot game at her.
Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?
3geese4me wrote:3legged_lab wrote:3geese4me wrote:Probably trying spit some hot game at her.
Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?
I was trying to keep it PG because I know RMFC is listening.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Olly wrote:Willie wrote:Computers shut down again, sounds like server is cooked.
Want me to come fix it?
assateague wrote:Handy?
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Making fun of flints accent has run its course, I'm watching Down East Dickering and keep waiting to see Capt on there.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
AKPirate wrote:jarbo03 wrote:Out to dinner with the neighbor, she just broke out "for fucks sake" on me.
Were you talking in cowboy poem dialect?
assateague wrote:
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
3legged_lab wrote:3geese4me wrote:Probably trying spit some hot game at her.
Is that what the kids are calling "jack off onto her leg" these days?
jarbo03 wrote:I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.
Oh you fancy huh?
jarbo03 wrote:sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.
Oh you fancy huh?
I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!
R. Chapman wrote:Where's the night crew at?
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
The Duck Hammer wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Where's the night crew at?
Not late enough yet.
sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.
Oh you fancy huh?
I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!
Classy as fuck! Did this fancy ass burger come on a square plate?
jarbo03 wrote:sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:sws002 wrote:jarbo03 wrote:I will say though, the smoked burger with applewood bacon and smoked gouda was badass, along with handcut fries cooked in duck fat.
Oh you fancy huh?
I am a fancy mother fucker, classy too!
Classy as fuck! Did this fancy ass burger come on a square plate?
Fuck no, it came in a basket. Square plate would have put it over the top.
Tiler_J wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Where's the night crew at?
Not late enough yet.
Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
Tiler_J wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Where's the night crew at?
Not late enough yet.
Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
Tiler_J wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Where's the night crew at?
Not late enough yet.
Or they are waiting for Rex to go to bed.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
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