My vacation starts...

[3legged_lab]

Ok now it's getting gay.

Wanna see my elephant ear tattoos?

Not a chance.

Haha. Your loss.

[Bootlipkiller]

[quote="3legged_lab"]This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

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How's that?

Not one single tattoo.

Duh. I'm 16. And there will never be one either. There the stupidest thing. What are you going to say when your 75-80-85 and your legs are covered in tats? "Damn that was a bad idea I had when I was younger. They look stupid now."[/quote]
When he is 75 I don't think he will care what his tattoo looks like.

[Bootlipkiller]

Ok now it's getting gay.

Wanna see my elephant ear tattoos?

Not a chance.

Haha. Your loss.

[Redbeard]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

[huntall6]

Keep telling me the same thing you've been brainwashed with like I've never heard it before. At 85 years old (if I make it that long) Im sure my body will be a picture of beauty, with all the wrinkles and and age marks and and what not. Odds are at that age if my pants are down I've probably got bigger problems to deal with.

My tattoos are like my CC, you'll only see them if I want you to see them.

I thought those were on your lower leg.

Yes. Real men wear pants. Not knickers or shorts.

[assateague]

[quote="3legged_lab"]This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1355456062.561742.jpg

How's that?

Not one single tattoo.

Duh. I'm 16. And there will never be one either. There the stupidest thing. What are you going to say when your 75-80-85 and your legs are covered in tats? "Damn that was a bad idea I had when I was younger. They look stupid now."[/quote]

Nope. I'm gonna say "I remember when I got that, running around Tokyo at 4 in the morning chasing tail", or "man, we sure had some fun that year in Korea, I miss those other fellas- still remember when we went to get tatted before coming back to the States". The absolute LAST thing I will give a fuck about is what something may look like to somebody I don't even know. I don't give a fuck now, and if I make it that long, I highly doubt ill give a fuck then.

Vanity is a game for young men and fools. Don't let it run your life.

[Redbeard]

[quote="obxbufflehead"][quote="3legged_lab"]This is the only way I could get a compass that points north.

That's a hairy leg.

I'm a grown up.

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1355456062.561742.jpg

How's that?

Not one single tattoo.

Duh. I'm 16. And there will never be one either. There the stupidest thing. What are you going to say when your 75-80-85 and your legs are covered in tats? "Damn that was a bad idea I had when I was younger. They look stupid now."[/quote]

Nope. I'm gonna say "I remember when I got that, running around Tokyo at 4 in the morning chasing tail", or "man, we sure had some fun that year in Korea, I miss those other fellas- still remember when we went to get tatted before coming back to the States". The absolute LAST thing I will give a fuck about is what something may look like to somebody I don't even know. I don't give a fuck now, and if I make it that long, I highly doubt ill give a fuck then.

Vanity is a game for young men and fools. Don't let it run your life.[/quote]
preach on brotha

[3legged_lab]

Thanks ass, that's basically what I meant. I may have some regrets, but tattoos aren't one of them.

[3legged_lab]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

whatya workin up a profile for the database?

[obxbufflehead]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

whatya workin up a profile for the database?

Probably.

[assateague]

Spank bank. Red IS from Cali, after all.

[Baysider]

Ear muffs!

For you?

For the only one who's claimed morals on this forum.

No morals are not going to strip clubs and things of that nature. Cussing has nothing to do with that.

You are compeltely back asswards on this one.

[Redbeard]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

whatya workin up a profile for the database?

was that your left or right leg?

[Redbeard]

Spank bank. Red IS from Cali, after all.

thank you for reminding me of that

[assateague]

It's been at least 13 minutes since someone accused you of being gay. I had to step up.

[3legged_lab]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

whatya workin up a profile for the database?

was that your left or right leg?

Thats my left leg, basically ankle to just below knee.


Soooo anyways, whats up with your vacation? Sorry the youngster led this one so far off topic.

[Redbeard]

I'm schnockered

[Redbeard]

It's been at least 13 minutes since someone accused you of being gay. I had to step up.

I low I can always cont on you

[Redbeard]

JR your only artwork on your leg or legs? I'd say that nice artwork, but I feel weird complementing a guy on his legs

whatya workin up a profile for the database?

was that your left or right leg?

Thats my left leg, basically ankle to just below knee.


Soooo anyways, whats up with your vacation? Sorry the youngster led this one so far off topic.

so far do good baby

[huntall6]

I'm schnockered

Gonna be a good night!

[3legged_lab]

I'm schnockered

Awesome!

[Goldfish]

I think he partied a little too fast.

[Redbeard]

I think he partied a little too fast.

I laid down on the bed while the wife put on her PJ's and crashed...in seconds she said. She wasn't happy bout it

[jehler]

I think he partied a little too fast.

I laid down on the bed while the wife put on her PJ's and crashed...in seconds she said. She wasn't happy bout it

Anothe missed opportunity...

[3legged_lab]

I think he partied a little too fast.

I laid down on the bed while the wife put on her PJ's and crashed...in seconds she said. She wasn't happy bout it

Anothe missed opportunity...

He did it backwards, didnt he John? Suppose to get here drunk.

[jehler]

I think he partied a little too fast.

I laid down on the bed while the wife put on her PJ's and crashed...in seconds she said. She wasn't happy bout it

Anothe missed opportunity...

He did it backwards, didnt he John? Suppose to get here drunk.

Im assuming you meant get her drunk, yes, that is the preferred method, but, only slightly drunker than you and not too drunk, there is a fine line between porn star drunk and "I have the spins leave me alone"

[3legged_lab]

exactly. But if you can walk that fine line....

[jehler]

:lol: exactly. But if you can walk that fine line....

The line between no gag reflex and throwing up

[3legged_lab]

:lol: exactly. But if you can walk that fine line....

The line between no gag reflex and throwing up

The line between one helluva party, and a solo party.

[jehler]

:lol: exactly. But if you can walk that fine line....

The line between no gag reflex and throwing up

The line between one helluva party, and a solo party.

I though about going to the urban dictionary tonkeepnthis going but I'm just lacking the motivation... Thinking about steak for dinner???