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I'm a fatty

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:57 am

possumfoot wrote:
jehler wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:[quote="duckkillerclyde"]
very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???

things are different in the northwest



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So you sleep with your sister to get to her cousins??
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:46 am

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
So you sleep with your sister to get to her cousins??



exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 11:47 am

possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???



What's wrong with banging a gal and finding her adult daughter attractive?

Are you queer?
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:37 pm

How old are you clyde?
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:40 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:How old are you clyde?



I'm going to answer this the way I feel Clyde would.

I'm 28, can't you read? (post a screen shot of his age on the previous page)
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Bufflehead » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:01 pm

Olly wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:How old are you clyde?



I'm going to answer this the way I feel Clyde would.

I'm 28, can't you read? (post a screen shot of his age on the pervious page)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby assateague » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:27 pm

Olly wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:How old are you clyde?



I'm going to answer this the way I feel Clyde would.

I'm 28, can't you read? (post a screen shot of his age on the previous page)


I'm 29, can't you read?

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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Goldfish » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:28 pm

duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:How old are you clyde?



I'm going to answer this the way I feel Clyde would.

I'm 28, can't you read? (post a screen shot of his age on the previous page)


I'm 29, can't you read?

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Which one of you is 29?
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:29 pm

I feel better that I didn't actually remember your age off the top of my head Clyde.

Sent from your honey hole.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:30 pm

He acts like hes 14
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:05 pm

clyde, your neural pathways must look soemthing akin to a somoli Rd. burining tires and all.



and i dont have any sisters.. been told one of my cousins is hot, but i never really saw it.. (this aint the north, we have no need to chase anything with a pulse.)


let me guess, Clyde's ideal woman 18-80 blind, crippled or crazy???

i know that is old, but hey, when the shoe fits.. :lol:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:47 pm

Actually my girlfriend is 34 and I'm very happy.


This is us last year on Alcatraz, San Fransico is in the back.

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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:37 pm

duckkillerclyde wrote:Actually my girlfriend is 34 and I'm very happy.


This is us last year on Alcatraz, San Fransico is in the back


I have a photo of me standing in almost the same spot in 2008. I'll try to find it.
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I'm a fatty

Postby jehler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:39 pm

Olly wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:Actually my girlfriend is 34 and I'm very happy.


This is us last year on Alcatraz, San Fransico is in the back


I have a photo of me standing in almost the same spot in 2008. I'll try to find it.

I had a fear and loathing style week there in 1990.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:03 pm

jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:Actually my girlfriend is 34 and I'm very happy.


This is us last year on Alcatraz, San Fransico is in the back


I have a photo of me standing in almost the same spot in 2008. I'll try to find it.

I had a fear and loathing style week there in 1990.


I have a lot of crazy stories from my 9 months in California. By far the wildest time of my life...
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I'm a fatty

Postby assateague » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:18 pm

I love San Fran.
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Postby jehler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:21 pm

assateague wrote:I love San Fran.

the bread, years later I still think about the bread, and of course the drugs
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Postby assateague » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:26 pm

Yep, the bread is delicious. Whole city has a really good vibe.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:32 pm

assateague wrote:Yep, the bread is delicious. Whole city has a really gay vibe.

FIFY
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:35 pm

Too many people there for me. The women were hot though.... that's what I mainly remember.
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I'm a fatty

Postby assateague » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:11 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:Yep, the bread is delicious. Whole city has a really gay vibe.

FIFY


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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:20 pm

I was in san Fran 2 years ago. Loved it. Aside from all the queers, its a really cool city. I highly recommend everybody visit there
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:00 am

MOhuntingGuy wrote:I was in san Fran 2 years ago. Loved it. Aside from all the queers, its a really cool city. I highly recommend everybody visit there


I like how there is only tolls on the bridges INTO san fransicko.

$6 is too much for homeboys in Oakland to pay I guess :o
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:03 am

It must only be people from out of Cali that like Frisco. I hate the dam place.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:04 am

Alcatraz was fun but I could have done without the rest. I had to drive past Bencia to see where my band came from....
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby huntfishnv » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:07 am

Going into Northern Cali this weekend for a flyfishing trip. Hopefully I do well otherwise I'll have to hate the place again.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:07 am

huntfishnv wrote:Going into Northern Cali this weekend for a flyfishing trip. Hopefully I do well otherwise I'll have to hate the place again.

What part?
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:07 am

You can't call it Cali unless you're from California or a douche bag.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:09 am

duckkillerclyde wrote:You can't call it Cali unless you're from California or a douche bag.

His part of NV is pretty much the same as CA people wise. Scenery wise, not so much.
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