TomKat's Haiku for duck hunters

[Tomkat]

Nuffdaddy stalks a rodent
BANG BANG BANG BANG and one more
He kills puxatawney Phil

[Willie]

Titz comes to Raleigh
But he fails to call Willie
He should call next time

[DeadEye_Dan]

Titz comes to the Mitt
Scoffs at Dans free beer invite
a kick in the crotch

[jehler]

Titz comes to the Mitt
Scoffs at Dans free beer invite
a kick in the crotch

Damn, just turned around
No tequila sunrise here
Stead tittz sits on rock

[Goldfish]

I do not haiku
Never really got the point
Boobs

sent from a phancy fone

[assateague]

I'm using only
Japanese poetry now
For everything

[Tomkat]

Goldie owns a zoo
That girl must be a super freak,
I hope shes worth it brah

[assateague]

USE 5 SYLLABLES
THEN SEVEN SYLLABLES HERE
5 AGAIN, FUCKER

[DeadEye_Dan]

Ah Fuck it all then
Do whatever you want then
Out of fucks to give

[Olly]

Ah Fuck it all then
Do whatever you want then
Out of fucks to give

[Tomkat]

USE 5 SYLLABLES
THEN SEVEN SYLLABLES HERE
5 AGAIN, FUCKER

You still dont get me,
And its you, of all people
expect an audit soon

Just kidding buddy. I kinda try to follow the rules, but have more fun in life doing things my own way.

[Tomkat]

working on the coop
police sees AT speeding again
big argument, then arrest

[assateague]

You crack me up. Have a good vacation!

[Tomkat]

Thank you Jim. We are both really excited to take a break.

[waterfowlman]

Goldie owns a zoo
That girl must be a super freak,
I hope shes worth it brah

No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

[Flightstopper]

Goldie owns a zoo
That girl must be a super freak,
I hope shes worth it brah

No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No

Haha!!

[Tomkat]

yes yes yes yes yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
yes no maybe

[Tomkat]

Sun shines on the sand
Waves crashing on the shore
Pert bare boobies

[Tomkat]

maple syrup, yes!
sent to me through the mail
golden goodness, ice cream

[assateague]

Dammit TK.

[Tomkat]

Dammit TK.

Did I mess up again? Make you count, or want to make syrup? OR did you get a Haiku inspiration??

[Tomkat]

Dammit TK.

in the convention
john, pooping for all I am worth,
Assateague is crude

[assateague]

dammit.

[jarbo03]

Dropped a wicked deuce
My toilet will never work
Again, it is fucked

Sent from a gnarly phone with a kickstand

[Tomkat]

I need to go piss
Outside is the best place
Sweet release of pee


Sent from a fancy ass phone

[Tomkat]

Mora knife sharp and bright!
cuts like a bitch, cold, cold steel
nice sheath even on fatboy

[Tomkat]

Rain, falling from sky
Clouds burst with loud thunder
Earth is refreshed

[Tomkat]

FRIDAY

Friday is here!
A day after thursday,
let the party start.

[Tomkat]

Redbeards Brass Pole


Its eight foot tall,
made of shiney, new brass
momma will climb it

[Redbeard]

Redbeards Brass Pole


Its eight foot tall,
made of shiney, new brass
momma will climb it

we'll see how much she retained from her gymnastics days