fact of the day

[Goldfish]

[quote="The Duck Hammer"]The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Ranchers raise more beef every day and farmers add more vegetation. Its always gettin bigger and heavier.

Negative. Matter just changed state. Everything stays constant except when matter comes in from an outside source.

Nope, not buying it. Does one cow have to die for another to be born? Are there more people on the planet than there was 500 years ago?[/quote]
More people, but less dinosaurs, which were heavier so counted for about 200 people, or 60 Americans

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[3legged_lab]

Haha, I fucking knew someone was gonna go there.

[The Duck Hammer]

[quote="rebelp74"[quote="The Duck Hammer"The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust

No, it's from obese Americans!

Scientifically impossible. The excess matter that makes up the obese came from matter already present upon the Earth. Therefore, there was no gain in weight.

Ranchers raise more beef every day and farmers add more vegetation. Its always gettin bigger and heavier.

Negative. Matter just changed state. Everything stays constant except when matter comes in from an outside source.

Nope, not buying it. Does one cow have to die for another to be born? Are there more people on the planet than there was 500 years ago?[/quote]
More people, but less dinosaurs, which were heavier so counted for about 200 people, or 60 Americans

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Goldie knows his stuff.

[3legged_lab]

Well if the guy who drinks Budweiserritas says its true it must be so.

[The Duck Hammer]

Well if the guy who drinks Budweiserritas says its true it must be so.

Said it on the internet must be true.

[Olly]

Well if the guy who drinks Budweiserritas says its true it must be so.

Don't hate on the Ritas

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[rebelp74]

Well if the guy who drinks Budweiserritas says its true it must be so.

Don't hate on the Ritas

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Crocs, ritas, what's next?

[Goldfish]

Well if the guy who drinks Budweiserritas says its true it must be so.

I knew that was a bad idea...

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[3legged_lab]

You knew it would come back to bite yer ass.

[Goldfish]

8% alcohol clouded my judgment

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[Mean Gene]

I don't know about fat cows, but there's enough bullsh&t being spread to throw the earth completely off it's axis.

[3legged_lab]

Red hair occurs naturally on approximately 1–2% of the human population,

[DeadEye_Dan]

Gingers

[Flightstopper]

Represent.

[Goldfish]

Red hair occurs naturally on approximately 1–2% of the human population,

Red hair occurs on approximately 1-2% of my body. Glad I can solely represent the population.

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[Flightstopper]

Full gingerfied masterpiece here. Behold the almighty soul stealing ginger beard. No soul can fight it's power.

[Goldfish]

Only red hair I've got

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[Flightstopper]

We probably don't need to start a what's red and what's not picture contest in the open forum. Just saying

[Redbeard]

My redbush is the same color as your pitiful chin hair

[huntall6]

Rain and duck season around here are as sexually compatible as Assa and Hillary Clinton.

I wish he would do her! Maybe he would fuck some sense into her.....

[Goldfish]

My redbush is the same color as your pitiful chin hair

Thank you for no picture on that one

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[flight control]

Fact: The population of a nude beach is normaly comprised of creepy old men getting their coin purses sandblasted, possibly in an attempt to remove parasites.

[Redbeard]

My redbush is the same color as your pitiful chin hair

Thank you for no picture on that one

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it still downloading

[3legged_lab]

This took a weird turn.

[DeadEye_Dan]

It's those damn gingers. They ruin everything.

[rebelp74]

Not a ginger beard.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

I miss my beard...

[aunt betty]

If you make the assumption that we can measure any mass that leaves the Earth, we would have to assume it gains mass. Energy from the sun is converted to plant matter and then....you figure it all out but basically it all turns into shit. Some turns into oil but mostly a lot of bullshit. Start acounting for the bullshit. Who cares how heavy the fucking planet is or it's rate of weight/mass gained over time when its all just a bunch of bullshit anyway?

[The Duck Hammer]

The Swine Flu vaccine in 1976 caused more death and illness than the disease it was intended to prevent

[3legged_lab]

Not a ginger beard.

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Ball fro???