What's your username mean?

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 12:25 am

The Duck Hammer wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 5:58 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

I was on the flint long before that coke head was singin about it riding around in his tour bus with a big black dildo named Tyrone in the sink. ( I knew some sluts at college who got invited on the bus after a show)

by **DeadEye_Dan** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:01 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:I really like Luke Bryan, and the shout out he gives to the Flint River

FIFY

Uhhhh. No. That dude ain't country .

I'll bet he still fucks sheep though.

by **rebelp74** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:08 am

Mine is my email, makes it easy to remember. Stands rebel politics and 74 was my football number at la tech.

by **aunt betty** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 7:24 am

A rose by any other name would smell...like aunt betty after three weeks of camping and killing ducks.

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by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:40 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

I was on the flint long before that coke head was singin about it riding around in his tour bus with a big black dildo named Tyrone in the sink. ( I knew some sluts at college who got invited on the bus after a show)

who ya talking about?

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:43 am

rebelp74 wrote:Mine is my email, makes it easy to remember. Stands rebel politics and 74 was my football number at la tech.

there see another great explanation.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:43 am

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

I was on the flint long before that coke head was singin about it riding around in his tour bus with a big black dildo named Tyrone in the sink. ( I knew some sluts at college who got invited on the bus after a show)
who ya talking about?

Luke Bryan. my favorite country singer that I got my user name from according to feelinfowl...

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:44 am

Don't look now boys but we're learning new things about each other. I think this'll only bring us closer

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:46 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:[quote="Feelin' Fowl"]I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

I was on the flint long before that coke head was singin about it riding around in his tour bus with a big black dildo named Tyrone in the sink. ( I knew some sluts at college who got invited on the bus after a show)
who ya talking about?

Luke Bryan. my favorite country singer that I got my user name from according to feelinfowl...[/quote]I can't believe you like that guy

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:47 am

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:[quote="The Duck Hammer"][quote="Feelin' Fowl"]I don't remember sharing that story on this forum...

Is it as good as the shooter story?

Flint made that shit up because I busted him on his all time favorite country artist, however, I do have a somewhat funny shitting your pants story (kinda a story) I may share...

I was on the flint long before that coke head was singin about it riding around in his tour bus with a big black dildo named Tyrone in the sink. ( I knew some sluts at college who got invited on the bus after a show)
who ya talking about?

Luke Bryan. my favorite country singer that I got my user name from according to feelinfowl...[/quote]I can't believe you like that guy[/quote]
I don't!!! Haha.

by **Feelin' Fowl** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 8:53 am

He LOVES him!

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:02 am

He is very talented. And that song about the flint river is one of my favs!

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:05 am

Redbeard wrote:He is very talented. And that song about the flint river is one of my favs!

Here what www.savigcountrymusic.com has to say about your favorite song red....
Luke Bryan talks about floating down the Flint River with a girl and catching her a catfish dinner. Let me assure you folks, the only thing Luke Bryan could “catch” on a river may smell fishy, but that’s only because it originates from the pussing nethers of some floozy who’d be stupid enough to raft up with a tenderfoot like Luke in the first place.

by **aunt betty** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:06 am

Redbeard wrote:Don't look now boys but we're learning new things about each other. I think this'll only bring us closer

Yet more pussy talk. :mrgreen:

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by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:10 am

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:He is very talented. And that song about the flint river is one of my favs!

Here what http://www.savigcountrymusic.com has to say about your favorite song red....
Luke Bryan talks about floating down the Flint River with a girl and catching her a catfish dinner. Let me assure you folks, the only thing Luke Bryan could “catch” on a river may smell fishy, but that’s only because it originates from the pussing nethers of some floozy who’d be stupid enough to raft up with a tenderfoot like Luke in the first place.

I don't know. He's sooo convincing in his song...like he grew up there on that river

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:15 am

Redbeard wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:He is very talented. And that song about the flint river is one of my favs!

Here what http://www.savigcountrymusic.com has to say about your favorite song red....
Luke Bryan talks about floating down the Flint River with a girl and catching her a catfish dinner. Let me assure you folks, the only thing Luke Bryan could “catch” on a river may smell fishy, but that’s only because it originates from the pussing nethers of some floozy who’d be stupid enough to raft up with a tenderfoot like Luke in the first place.
I don't know. He's sooo convincing in his song...like he grew up there on that river

I'd dare to say I've covered 100x the amount of distance on that river as he has.

by **jarbo03** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:16 am

Redbeard wrote:He is very talented. And that song about the flint river is one of my favs!

Bam! You just received an internet kick to the balls. :mrgreen:

by **Olly** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:26 am

I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:43 am

Olly wrote:I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

Nope you're just like me, you never went to the flint til you heard it in a Luke Bryan song. :lol:

by **huntntech** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 9:52 am

Well, the first part is obvious, I love to hunt. I was a diesel tech when I signed up. So I decided on huntntech. It describes a little part of me, and is unique.

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:05 am

Ok truth time. Have heard about 30 seconds of one of his songs and was embarrassed for him it was so bad. Couldn't pick out one of his songs. Couldn't even tell ya what the douche looks like. Assuming just like all the other Texas wannabe douches

by **assateague** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:06 am

Olly wrote:I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

I'm sure he'll have time. In between counting his money and banging all those chicks, I mean.

by **aunt betty** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:13 am

assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

I'm sure he'll have time. In between counting his money and banging all those chicks, I mean.

Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

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by **Bootlipkiller** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:17 am

aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

I'm sure he'll have time. In between counting his money and banging all those chicks, I mean.

Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

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He is your father!

by **aunt betty** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:28 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:
Olly wrote:I was floating down the flint when I was just a kid. Luke Bryan can suck it.

I'm sure he'll have time. In between counting his money and banging all those chicks, I mean.

Who the fuck is Luke Bryan?

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He is your father!

Funny but you got it backerds...
"Luke, I am your father".

Bootlipkiller, the force is strong in you but you are not a Jedi yet.

by **Goldfish** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 10:33 am

All the way back into high school, I was always really short minded for the petty crap that didn't matter, forgetful of things of you will, so it was said that I have the 3 second memory span of a goldfish.

by **FlintRiverFowler** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:02 am

Redbeard wrote:Ok truth time. Have heard about 30 seconds of one of his songs and was embarrassed for him it was so bad. Couldn't pick out one of his songs. Couldn't even tell ya what the douche looks like. Assuming just like all the other Texas wannabe douches

I met the guy once, same day I met willie robertson. It was redneck day at turner field and both of them were taking batting practice with chipper jones. It was straight up douche city in there.

by **Redbeard** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 11:09 am

Luuuucky

by **Woody** » Mon Nov 11, 2013 1:25 pm

assateague wrote:Reminds me of a story. Not sure why, since it has nothing whatsoever to do with what's being talked about.

Me and a buddy were out at a bar in Seoul near one of the universities. We decided to class up our game a little, away from the usual slut clubs on Hooker Hill. Had been talking and drinking with two Korean chicks for a while, and I was dead set on banging the one I wanted (not really more attractive, but hotter, if that makes sense). After a while longer, my buddy starts horning in. I was ok with it, since his Korean was a little better than mine and could talk a little better game, and the other chick was perfectly acceptable.

So we end up back at their little place. At least I got the bed in the one-room apartment, since her friend slept on the couch. So we're there doing our thing, and the next morning we leave. My buddy says that it was "meant to be the way it happened" and for me not to be pissed. Hell, I just got laid all night, why would I be pissed? So we stagger off to get some hangover food, catch the train, and head back to post.

Flash forward to next weekend.

We're out drinking again, at a different bar this time. We go outside to piss, and as we're standing there bullshitting, he reaches out and grabs the fire escape ladder, screaming in pain. The next morning his dick had flu-like symptoms, and he was off to the clinic. I laughed for months about that little piece of karma. Good times.

Ok, back to the regularly scheduled conversation.