Time to step it up!

[Redbeard]

Joel...if you're still interested. I know a guy

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[assateague]

Even though he's not saying anything, and there is no caption, I just chuckled a bit hearing the voice in my head imitate him trying to sell me a chain.

[assateague]

Also, I can smell that shop in my mind. Sort of a combination of old frankincense, mustiness, and an Italian cold cut sub, with onions.

[Redbeard]

and an Italian cold cut sub, with onions.

hahaha

[RonE]

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I think something like this would work well around your neck. It even has a loop so you can adjust the length.

OK serious, that picture came from Craigslist? How many people buy used anal beads?

I think used is the only way you can get them.....They are all hand made and quality tested by the Quality Control Department.

[RonE]

Also, I can smell that shop in my mind. Sort of a combination of old frankincense, mustiness, and an Italian cold cut sub, with onions.

Topped with rancid grease and strong tobacco smoke.