The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[aunt betty]

Olly isn't really entertaining the idea of giving that shlub a managerial position is he?

Not yet, he really is the best choice though. Who,out of the night crew, would you nominate? ....... FF is the logical choice.

No to sure. Theirs always a dead period on here around 1 a.m when everyone logs off and I'm all alone. Honestly Tim would be good. He's usually up until the east coast guys get on here. I of coarse wouldn't vote for myself since that would be shallow of me and i don't want to seem like I'm FF the situation.

WFF is a dictatorship, there is no voting but if you want you can vote. You can vote as many times as you want. The votes simply are not counted and filed in circular file.

[GadwallGetter530]

Olly isn't really entertaining the idea of giving that shlub a managerial position is he?

Not yet, he really is the best choice though. Who,out of the night crew, would you nominate? ....... FF is the logical choice.

No to sure. Theirs always a dead period on here around 1 a.m when everyone logs off and I'm all alone. Honestly Tim would be good. He's usually up until the east coast guys get on here. I of coarse wouldn't vote for myself since that would be shallow of me and i don't want to seem like I'm FF the situation.

WFF is a dictatorship, there is no voting but if you want you can vote. You can vote as many times as you want. The votes simply are not counted and filed in circular file.

Ok thanks for the heads up.

[aunt betty]

James Franco is a horrible actor and a huge douche

What movie are you watching?

Flyboys

I was thinking about watching that. It's shitty I'm guessing?

Had poor reviews so I didn't watch it. The commercials made me want to see it.

[aunt betty]

Olly isn't really entertaining the idea of giving that shlub a managerial position is he?

Not yet, he really is the best choice though. Who,out of the night crew, would you nominate? ....... FF is the logical choice.

No to sure. Theirs always a dead period on here around 1 a.m when everyone logs off and I'm all alone. Honestly Tim would be good. He's usually up until the east coast guys get on here. I of coarse wouldn't vote for myself since that would be shallow of me and i don't want to seem like I'm FF the situation.

WFF is a dictatorship, there is no voting but if you want you can vote. You can vote as many times as you want. The votes simply are not counted and filed in circular file.

Ok thanks for the heads up.

You have confused me with your cock-buddy boot. I gave you info, boot gives you head...(s) up.

[GadwallGetter530]

[quote="GadwallGetter530"]Olly isn't really entertaining the idea of giving that shlub a managerial position is he?

Not yet, he really is the best choice though. Who,out of the night crew, would you nominate? ....... FF is the logical choice.

No to sure. Theirs always a dead period on here around 1 a.m when everyone logs off and I'm all alone. Honestly Tim would be good. He's usually up until the east coast guys get on here. I of coarse wouldn't vote for myself since that would be shallow of me and i don't want to seem like I'm FF the situation.

WFF is a dictatorship, there is no voting but if you want you can vote. You can vote as many times as you want. The votes simply are not counted and filed in circular file.

Ok thanks for the heads up.

You have confused me with your cock-buddy boot. I gave you info, boot gives you head...(s) up.[/quote]

You have confused me with some one that gives a shit.

[R. Chapman]

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It's past your bedtime.

[aunt betty]

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[goodkarmarising]

Morning fools.

[R. Chapman]

Morning fools.

Morning Girl Scout.

[aunt betty]

They had a doctor on CBS this morning. Hot female cardiologist. Cited French study of close to 2000 people who had heart troubles. Many had other risk factors than weed. 9 patients out of 2000 died therefore weed causes death. The "science" in the study was super weak.
Nora O'Donnell asked how does it kill you.
The doctor listed...
Increased blood pressure
Increased heart rate
Etc.

Cigarettes do the exact same things she listed therefore cigarettes should be illegal as well but that's not the focus. Govt. is gonna make up some horrible bullshit and get/pay some docs to say it eats your heart and rots your brain.

Anyone who has ever smoked a joint...you are doomed. Just go check into the hospital now.

[The Duck Hammer]

Never heard that weed caused heart problems before just brain development.

[assateague]

Know what this?

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It's a 220 outside a groundhog hole that's been tripped.


Know what this is?

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It's the other 220, at the groundhogs other hole. Tripped and empty as well. Animals have been making a monkey out of me lately.

And one of the horses stomped out best rooster last night. How much shit would I have heard if Dutch did it, but since a horse killed it, it's "nature".

ffs.

[JGUN]

Maybe you should try another profession

[waterfowlman]

One of your neighbors is a PETA douchbag and set them off with a stick.

[aunt betty]

Never was that good at trapping in my own mind til years later when my competition cornered me in a bar and told me about all the critters I caught, "that he stole".
Oh, I kicked his ass that night but we still laugh about it when I see him.

I was never shy about building sets. If I was trying to funnel...the set looked like a funnel from a mile away.

My drowning sets were much more subtle.

Its about impossible to hide a good dirt set from the eyes of another trapper.

[Redbeard]

James Franco is a horrible actor and a huge douche

i think he's a funny SOB. You just see him in a movie?

[The Duck Hammer]

Craig, that is your name right? What the fuck do you look like inquiring minds want to know. If memory serves me we have never seen a photo of you!

Here's one from deer season...

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[Rick]

Know what this?

That's the spoor of the clever SOB who contracted you to catch groundhogs at $125 per and removed two of them from your traps so you couldn't claim payment.

[Olly]

Going to have BBQ for lunch I think. Mmmmm chopped pork

[Woody]

Know what this?

That's the spoor of the clever SOB who contracted you to catch groundhogs at $125 per and removed two of them from your traps so you couldn't claim payment.

Ha

[DeadEye_Dan]

Jim's lost his mojo.

He's got all those deer tags so he doesn't have to rely on his trapping skills to eat.

[Tomkat]

AT why don't you poison all those fuckers?

Not a fan of horses. But dated a few horse girls over the years. And as you know, crazy girl sex is the best.
So odds are, the price for your crazy girl sex this week is a dead chicken. 50/50

Enjoy the good times Jimmy.

[aunt betty]

Horse girls? Say nay.
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[R. Chapman]

Looks like I'm going back to the doctor. Fuckkkkk...

[assateague]

Know what this?

That's the spoor of the clever SOB who contracted you to catch groundhogs at $125 per and removed two of them from your traps so you couldn't claim payment.

These people are terrified of the little boogers. Think they're going to give their little kid the Black Plague, going to tunnel through the yard and undermine the foundation of their house (about 45 yards away), and give their (indoor) cat rabies. These were all concerns they expressed. They just moved here from the city, and if they're removing the woodchucks, I'd probably catch them, since I'd imagine it takes them at least 7 hours to get in and out of their Level 4 protective gear before getting within 30 feet of one stuck in a trap. When I mentioned that I eat them from time to time, they looked at me as if they expected me to glow or mutate in front of their eyes.

[aunt betty]

Know what this?

That's the spoor of the clever SOB who contracted you to catch groundhogs at $125 per and removed two of them from your traps so you couldn't claim payment.

These people are terrified of the little boogers. Think they're going to give their little kid the Black Plague, going to tunnel through the yard and undermine the foundation of their house (about 45 yards away), and give their (indoor) cat rabies. These were all concerns they expressed. They just moved here from the city, and if they're removing the woodchucks, I'd probably catch them, since I'd imagine it takes them at least 7 hours to get in and out of their Level 4 protective gear before getting within 30 feet of one stuck in a trap. When I mentioned that I eat them from time to time, they looked at me as if they expected me to glow or mutate in front of their eyes.

Did they ask how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

[jarbo03]

Why is it that my dog acts like an asshole at the vet? He forgets what sit and stay means, requires multiple slaps to remind him.

[Eric Haynes]

Why is it that my dog acts like an asshole at the vet? He forgets what sit and stay means, requires multiple slaps to remind him.

My dog is a whiner at the vets. Pisses me off.

[aunt betty]

Milo is good at the vet.
The other dogs, not so much. Hearing a cat shrieking at the sight of him coming in... priceless.

[jarbo03]

Taz is overwhelmed with the smells of other dogs and cats, along with everyone asking what kind of dog he is, and wanting to feel his coat. It's just too much.