by sws002 » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:00 pm
QH's Paw wrote:sws002 wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:sws002 wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Just went all assateague in the Krystal in town.
Pretty sure the conversation ended with "no I don't want to buy the fucking fries that were supposed to come with my combo anyways. Besides you'll probly put doodoo in them so fuck you I'm calling corporate. "
I about got arrested at a McDonalds in Vegas for something very similar to this. Me and a buddy ordered the twenty piece nugget deal. The cashier and two managers didn't have a firm enough grasp of the English language to understand that "fries and drinks" is plural and that "feeds 2" apparently does not mean you get 2 fries and 2 drinks. Telling them that English must be their second language did not do as much good as I had hoped. Ended up having to pony up and buy an extra drink.
I guarantee had I been black there would've been no problem. Shit they probably woulda hooked me up with extra Krystal's in my sackful. The reverse racism is rampant in these parts. Color me a bigot if you want west coast guys, but it runs deep around here and it's not the whites who are the racists.
The best part of the whole deal was that it was actually CHEAPER to buy a 20 pc nugget a small fry and 2 drinks. When I pointed this out to them and then plugged all the prices into the phone is when they got belligerent and started yelling at me.
Damn it, don't confuse the issue with logic and real math. They're working with that new math that all the kids are so confused about. You obviously just don't get it.
Assa could you please explain this new math to him?
You're probably right, fucking common core bullshit. It fucking irritated me to no end when I finally had them tell me the prices of each individual item, and added them up in front of them, and then showed them that the combo HAD to include 2 fries and 2 drinks, and her response: "Well I guess you're just smarter than the computer then". She knew she was wrong, I knew she was wrong, but they wouldn't admit it. Even after I told her I would just buy the extra drink, she wouldn't even grant me the satisfaction of at least admitting there was something fucked up.
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