The Offical WFF BS Thread!

[R. Chapman]

I'm from the south, never heard it. What the hell does it mean Rex?

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What are you guys talking about? I wasn't following along.

You're stupid Fucking saying. Shit fire matches are whatever

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Just passes time basically or can be used to express shock or "I don't give a shit".

[DC727]

Makes no fucking sense, you make that up?

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[GadwallGetter530]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

The only thing somewhat close I have heard it hellfire, save the matches, fuck a duck and see what hatches.

[R. Chapman]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

If you ever watch movies with subtitles, there are commas after shit and fire.

[R. Chapman]

Makes no fucking sense, you make that up?

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Nada.

[ducks~n~bucks]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

If you ever watch movies with subtitles, there are commas after shit and fire.

But what does it MEAN?

[ducks~n~bucks]

Makes no fucking sense, you make that up?

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Nada.

Nothing?

[GadwallGetter530]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

If you ever watch movies with subtitles, there are commas after shit and fire.

Nope you're wrong.

[assateague]

Just went all assateague in the Krystal in town.
Pretty sure the conversation ended with "no I don't want to buy the fucking fries that were supposed to come with my combo anyways. Besides you'll probly put doodoo in them so fuck you I'm calling corporate. "

I about got arrested at a McDonalds in Vegas for something very similar to this. Me and a buddy ordered the twenty piece nugget deal. The cashier and two managers didn't have a firm enough grasp of the English language to understand that "fries and drinks" is plural and that "feeds 2" apparently does not mean you get 2 fries and 2 drinks. Telling them that English must be their second language did not do as much good as I had hoped. Ended up having to pony up and buy an extra drink.

I guarantee had I been black there would've been no problem. Shit they probably woulda hooked me up with extra Krystal's in my sackful. The reverse racism is rampant in these parts. Color me a bigot if you want west coast guys, but it runs deep around here and it's not the whites who are the racists.

The best part of the whole deal was that it was actually CHEAPER to buy a 20 pc nugget a small fry and 2 drinks. When I pointed this out to them and then plugged all the prices into the phone is when they got belligerent and started yelling at me.

Damn it, don't confuse the issue with logic and real math. They're working with that new math that all the kids are so confused about. You obviously just don't get it.
Assa could you please explain this new math to him?

Obviously, he didn't "make tens".

[QH's Paw]

I knew I could count on you Assa.

[DC727]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

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[QH's Paw]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

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Super Nova!

[Rick]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

A400, 'cause the other is a stinkin' Browning.

[DC727]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

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Super Nova!

I'd go with mossberg, if I wanted that cheaper price.

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[Woody]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

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Those are all good, but if you have the money the A400 can't be beat.

[Botiz630]

I've heard it in movies before. But the saying was always "shit fire" no pause in the middle like Rex says it.

If you ever watch movies with subtitles, there are commas after shit and fire.

But what does it MEAN?

It doesn't mean anything, it's not even a real saying, just something that was used in movies by folks who were playing make believe. Rex is 16, in several years he'll want to build a time machine and kick his own ass for saying it.

[Botiz630]

Although that does bring up an interesting question: if it came down to slapping leather, who would win in a fight, Rex Chapman or Rex Chapman?

[Botiz630]

Or would the Universe just implode?

[Woody]

Or would the Universe just implode?

That's what would happen if he ever smashed some box.

[GadwallGetter530]

Or would the Universe just implode?

That's what would happen if he ever smashed some box.

:lol::lol:

[assateague]

Fuck work. I'm going catfishing.

[Olly]

Thank god it's Friday!

[Tomkat]

Fuck work. I'm going catfishing.

Will you use a cane pole and a bobber?

[Goldfish]

Fuck work. I'm going catfishing.

Will you use a cane pole and a bobber?

noodling

[aunt betty]

I'm watching my lab eat a giant pile of food he puked up.

At least it isn't a chunk of obsidian. Caught my lab with one of those the other day. I guess I should've been watching her better.

Dogs are reflections of their masters...you must have extremely low intelligence and self esteem for your dog to be choking down rocks. :~)

[assateague]

Fuck work. I'm going catfishing.

Will you use a cane pole and a bobber?

noodling

Fuuuuuuuuck that.

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[The Duck Hammer]

A5, maxus, or a400. Go!

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A5, do the right thing Dale and get the browning. Maxis wouldn't be bad either but I like inertia.

[The Duck Hammer]

Fuck work. I'm going catfishing.

Will you use a cane pole and a bobber?

noodling

Fuuuuuuuuck that.

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Wish I was fishing.

[Tomkat]

AT why didn't you launch Rodent Chaser I ?
When will you start building Rodent Chaser II?