Fuming pissed

[Mornin Beef]

Three weekends ago I had to contend with a douchebag who thinks he owns under the water near his lease. I basically told this idiot to screw himself and call the authorities cuz I wasn't leaving. I f'in hate bullies and this guy was being one. If you think I can infuriate people online you havent seen anything. This guy wants me dead for realz. When he started dialing the cops I started dialing the same cops and told him I am reporting him for hunter harassment as he was listening to a ringtone. He got right in my face and I didnt flinch knowing he wanted me to hit him. I did start artificially breathing hard imitating him and started talking ever time he tried to. Long story short, on my way to court I grazed a deer with my new 2012 tacoma. He didn't show up either. Brought the tax maps and explained to the judge who is his crony he was wrong. When the judge got sassy I explained as a professional in the field who determines ordinary high water marks all the time I am right. He slithered back into his chair and farted and it was all excused. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me ahhhhhhhhhhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[obxbufflehead]

I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me

Not always. Most of the time we are like what the hell or at least I am.

[Mornin Beef]

I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me

Not always. Most of the time we are like what the hell or at least I am.

But you must have listened to come up with a "what the hell" thought. That's all I'm saying.

[obxbufflehead]

I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me

Not always. Most of the time we are like what the hell or at least I am.

But you must have listened to come up with a "what the hell" thought. That's all I'm saying.

Touché

[Mornin Beef]

I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me

Not always. Most of the time we are like what the hell or at least I am.

But you must have listened to come up with a "what the hell" thought. That's all I'm saying.

Touché

You got me on that one!

[Mornin Beef]

I am so happy I got a forum that listens to me

Not always. Most of the time we are like what the hell or at least I am.

But you must have listened to come up with a "what the hell" thought. That's all I'm saying.

Touché

You got me on that one!

This is a true story like all of them-per agreement with Olley. A scrapple* enhanced. (*New AT term I will be using more often)

[assateague]

Because scrapple is awesome, that's why.

[Mornin Beef]

Because scrapple is awesome, that's why.

It really is.

[Mornin Beef]

Because scrapple is awesome, that's why.

It really is.

If it was up to me welfare folks wouldnt be allowed it. It is too refined. They just get a hock, beans, apples, and some beans. P.S. I am not to be joked with right now.