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My pinky toe has been real itchy lately cuz of the long walking Ive been doing in waders lately. Its a lazy toe and doesnt work at all. Tried the baby powder my mammy told me to use, but it hasn't worked. Hit it with the bar soap vigoursly and it dried it out a bit for awhile. It would just end up itchy, dried out and pussy with no cure. Flared up bad with the heavy wader work I been doing with little results. Any homemade remedies out there brothers?

I heard you need to insert your toe into the rectum of a colored woman and it will clear right up. Worked for my cousin

b.hud wrote:I heard you need to insert your toe into the rectum of a colored woman and it will clear right up. Worked for my cousin

Hud. Hud, when I joke there is a huge aspect of reality. Right now I have a red hot, raw lazy pinky toe that baby powder has little effect upon. I was hoping muddy would chime in with some real coonass intelligence maybe, but he must be sleeping over at the still. And yes Muddy, Ive bathed it in italian dressing already.

Hydrogen peroxide.

obxbufflehead wrote:Hydrogen peroxide.

I actually have that. Proper. A+

Mornin Beef wrote:

b.hud wrote:I heard you need to insert your toe into the rectum of a colored woman and it will clear right up. Worked for my cousin

Hud. Hud, when I joke there is a huge aspect of reality. Right now I have a red hot, raw lazy pinky toe that baby powder has little effect upon. I was hoping muddy would chime in with some real coonass intelligence maybe, but he must be sleeping over at the still. And yes Muddy, Ive bathed it in italian dressing already.

Nope no magical cure that I know of. Only thing I can suggest for a pinky toe that is ruining your life is to quit being a puss.

Mornin Beef wrote:

obxbufflehead wrote:Hydrogen peroxide.

I actually have that. Proper. A+

It sounds like its an ingrown toenail. That's what I did for mine. 2-3 times a day till it clears up. Soak it for about 10 min at a time.

obxbufflehead wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:

obxbufflehead wrote:Hydrogen peroxide.

I actually have that. Proper. A+

It sounds like its an ingrown toenail. That's what I did for mine. 2-3 times a day till it clears up. Soak it for about 10 min at a time.

This has nothing to do with ingrown toenails. Its an athletes foot disease I think in combo with a lazy toe.

Mornin Beef wrote:

obxbufflehead wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:

obxbufflehead wrote:Hydrogen peroxide.

I actually have that. Proper. A+

It sounds like its an ingrown toenail. That's what I did for mine. 2-3 times a day till it clears up. Soak it for about 10 min at a time.

This has nothing to do with ingrown toenails. Its an athletes foot disease I think in combo with a lazy toe.

When you said puss that's what I thought of. I would still do the peroxide though.

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:

b.hud wrote:I heard you need to insert your toe into the rectum of a colored woman and it will clear right up. Worked for my cousin

Hud. Hud, when I joke there is a huge aspect of reality. Right now I have a red hot, raw lazy pinky toe that baby powder has little effect upon. I was hoping muddy would chime in with some real coonass intelligence maybe, but he must be sleeping over at the still. And yes Muddy, Ive bathed it in italian dressing already.

Nope no magical cure that I know of. Only thing I can suggest for a pinky toe that is ruining your life is to quit being a puss.

Dont chop it off. Gotcha.

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:

b.hud wrote:I heard you need to insert your toe into the rectum of a colored woman and it will clear right up. Worked for my cousin

Hud. Hud, when I joke there is a huge aspect of reality. Right now I have a red hot, raw lazy pinky toe that baby powder has little effect upon. I was hoping muddy would chime in with some real coonass intelligence maybe, but he must be sleeping over at the still. And yes Muddy, Ive bathed it in italian dressing already.

Nope no magical cure that I know of. Only thing I can suggest for a pinky toe that is ruining your life is to quit being a puss.

im just letting my toe air dry while I relax with tv. whatever, I just put aloe on it. Super slimy and very cold. Makes me very happy.

You could try the old school cure for the clap. Just lay it on a concrete block and smack it with a hammer.

That black balm stuff seems to work pretty good on horses, might give that a shot.

Mix up a solution of bleach and water, that cures about everything cap full to five gallons

Gold bond foot powder. Used it when my feet gotten rotten when I worked for the Braves. Almost as good as the original goldbond gooch powder that I use in the summer. Nothing fights a chaffed gooch better.


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FlintRiverFowler wrote: Almost as good as the original goldbond gooch powder that I use in the summer. Nothing fights a chaffed gooch better.


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^^ this is why nobody should live in the south. Your taint is screaming to move up north.

Bleach, straight up! It will burn a little then get all warm, thats how you know its working.

Yep, bleach. Or original preparation H. I'm being serious.

Go to the doctor. Perscription shit will kill the foot fungus.

Come on the cure for it is piss on it in the shower everyday. That's always worked for any foot fungal crap. That what the medics always told us and I have not had a problem since.

3legged_lab wrote:

FlintRiverFowler wrote: Almost as good as the original goldbond gooch powder that I use in the summer. Nothing fights a chaffed gooch better.


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^^ this is why nobody should live in the south. Your taint is screaming to move up north.

A damp gooch in the summer is a small price to pay for living in this little slice of heaven.


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Piss on it ! Really

FlintRiverFowler wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

FlintRiverFowler wrote: Almost as good as the original goldbond gooch powder that I use in the summer. Nothing fights a chaffed gooch better.


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^^ this is why nobody should live in the south. Your taint is screaming to move up north.

A damp gooch in the summer is a small price to pay for living in this little slice of heaven.


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Sorry bud, but a "damp gooch" does not need medicated. Too far south.

Yup clears it up really fast.

Okay, if you want to get rid of it once and for all here is what you got to do.....Get yourself a shot of whiskey, a bullet and a really sharp knife! Its the only way man....its the only way.

Bad17 wrote:Come on the cure for it is piss on it in the shower everyday. That's always worked for any foot fungal crap. That what the medics always told us and I have not had a problem since.

Yep, 17 nailed it, MB piss on your feet. It's the only cheap solution and it works. You're supposed to keep the treatment up, even after cured, to insure it doesn't return.

lysol spray works and stops the stench

Bleached it last night after a long hunt. Holy hell! I bit into a dirty sock to keep from biting my tongue off. Much better today I will admit. Thanks!

Mornin Beef wrote:Bleached it last night after a long hunt. Holy hell! I bit into a dirty sock to keep from biting my tongue off. Much better today I will admit. Thanks!

Hope it wasn't one of your crusty socks!

Flightstopper wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:Bleached it last night after a long hunt. Holy hell! I bit into a dirty sock to keep from biting my tongue off. Much better today I will admit. Thanks!

Hope it wasn't one of your crusty socks!