a contest

[jehler]

alright, since i am stuck in the office today lets see who of us can have the least productive day....

I don't know how you desk job guys do it

[FlintRiverFowler]

Only desk jockeys and pencil pushers allowed in this contest?


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[grizz18]

2 dumps, 2 cups of coffee and 9 holes of online golf so far? Dare I say I'm winning?

[jehler]

Only desk jockeys and pencil pushers allowed in this contest?


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no, but i don't know how you could compete if you do actual work

[jehler]

2 dumps, 2 cups of coffee and 9 holes of online golf so far? Dare I say I'm winning?

hmm, stiff competition, we are neck in neck in dumps and coffee, i have played no golf but have manipulated a guy on the internet into maybe shaving his head

[obxbufflehead]

Slept till 9:30, getting ready to eat breakfast, 1 piss, and 1 Mt. Dew.

[jehler]

Slept till 9:30, getting ready to eat breakfast, 1 piss, and 1 Mt. Dew.

this is adults only schoolboy, this is the real deal, you aren't ready for it

[obxbufflehead]

You didn't say that in the rules so I can compete.

[Mornin Beef]

Pinched a loaf in half to make sure these saurekraut farts have something to marinate around and spilled a cup of dip spit down one side of my leg. I'm going home early.

[obxbufflehead]

Pinched a loaf in half to make sure these saurekraut farts have something to marinate around and spilled a cup of dip shit down one side of my leg. I'm going home early.

FIFY

[Redbeard]

Shit John it's my day off. Not sure if I'll be able to compete. I do more on my days off than I do at work

[FlintRiverFowler]

Pinched a loaf in half to make sure these saurekraut farts have something to marinate around and spilled a cup of dip spit down one side of my leg. I'm going home early.

You only have one leg?


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[Bad17]

So far I am sitting in the couch planning on sleeping till 1 then having coffee then maybe just maybe bid a job but prolly call and reschedule that for tomorrow and lay on the couch the rest of the day.

[Olly]

I already lost, been busy as hell this morning here at work.

[jarbo03]

Bout the same as me Bad, I can compete if contest ends at 5, working in a dentist office and cant start til after they leave. 1 dump, 3 cups coffee, bowl of oatmeal so far.

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[Bad17]

Jarbo I getcha. I hate doing jobs in places where you can only work when they are closed.

I hope they started the cintest day at 9 not midnight because between midnight and 7 this morning we ran 21 medical calls.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Been riding around the course aimlessly watching other people accomplish things.smoked a ton of cigs and I just ordered a cheeseburger I guess that's all I've done today.


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[Westie25]

2 dumps, 2 cups of coffee and 9 holes of online golf so far? Dare I say I'm winning?

hmm, stiff competition, we are neck in neck in dumps and coffee, i have played no golf but have manipulated a guy on the internet into maybe shaving his head

Poor bastard.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Today I'm productive. Yesterday I was in boxers and a t-shirt until the kids got home from school.

[assateague]

Done no real work whatsoever. However, I did have two coons and a skunk in my traps. Between them, I've been occupied for a while.

[Goldfish]

Stayed home from work today, which I think disqualifies me from this contest, but so far I've taken a dump, and brought the garbage can out to the street

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[Weston81]

How does one deal with a skunk in a trap without getting sprayed? Do you just run by as fast as you can and whack him on the head and hope for the best?

[jehler]

How does one deal with a skunk in a trap without getting sprayed? Do you just run by as fast as you can and whack him on the head and hope for the best?

olt towel, garbage bag and a can of ether

[Weston81]

How does one deal with a skunk in a trap without getting sprayed? Do you just run by as fast as you can and whack him on the head and hope for the best?

olt towel, garbage bag and a can of ether

I've had dates that go similar to that.

[assateague]

Shoot him with the .22 about 3 times, then walk away and check all the other traps. Come back when you're sure he's dead, roll him out of the trap with a stick (your boots will stink no matter what, which means your Jeep will stink, no matter what), and roll him about 20 yards away. Then reset the trap, because skunk scent draws foxes, for some horrible reason. I'll be surprised if I don't have a fox in it tomorrow, stinking only mildly of skunk spray.

[Weston81]

So if I am reading correctly you leave the skunk out there to attract the foxes in and then bait the trap as well? Learn something new everyday!

[FlintRiverFowler]

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i lose....


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[assateague]

So if I am reading correctly you leave the skunk out there to attract the foxes in and then bait the trap as well? Learn something new everyday!

Yep. And the area around the trap where he sprayed when you shot him (they all do, no matter what) is generally pretty productive. The scent of the skunk attracts them (mostly just to see what's going on in the neighborhood), and then the smell of the lure gets them to the trap. Plus, the skunk stink will cover up any scent you may leave around.

[grizz18]

PLayed 27 holes now.

[Bulldog0156]

How does one deal with a skunk in a trap without getting sprayed? Do you just run by as fast as you can and whack him on the head and hope for the best?

I've taught a lot of swimming lessons for skunks caught in livetraps. I'm not a very good instructor.









I would much rather have shot them though and made it quick, to be honest it wasn't a lot of fun.