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So ran some errands this morning. Had to go to downtown Eureka. Trying to find parking downtown at lunchtime is impossible. Finally found alittle parking lot with one open stall. Very tight little parking lot. I shoulda know better with my eight foot bed. Finished my business. Behind my truck was a 6 foot sidewalk with a decorative 10 foot light pole. Looked over my right shoulder as I backed. Didn't see the pole. Looked forward again to make sure my front end didn't swing into the car parked to my right. I knew the sidewalk was behind me and it was clear. No pedestrians, nothing. My right rear bumper hit the pole. Shit! I quickly look back as the pole falls over and lands on the hood of an older Chevy s-10 parked on the other side of it. Shit again! Smashed its right front fender, hood and windshield. Should I run or should i stay and report it? Witnesses everywhere. Ok I'll report it. Sonuvabitch!

There ya go boyz. Have your fun!

Bummer. Can't even have fun with that one, that just sucks.

Should have told him you were on an undercover stakeout and to get the hell out of there.

Not gonna touch it. Karma is a bitch.

Sorry to hear that Aaron. My wife side swiped a pole in a parking lot last month, dropped her cel phone bent over to get it and ended up turning into the pole. Took out almost the whole drivers side of her car. Insurance totaled it, had to get her a new "bumper" car. I feel your pain.

Damn that sucks, one time I backed my first car up with the door open and folded it forward off a basket ball post. Flint and I pushed it back good as new.

That sucks.

I am going to invent a pie and call it "Humble Pie". It will have raisins, apples, pears, and maybe walnuts. I will be rich.

Not to be confused with "Humboldt Pie", which is mostly just weed.

Redbeard wrote:So ran some errands this morning. Had to go to downtown Eureka. Trying to find parking downtown at lunchtime is impossible. Finally found alittle parking lot with one open stall. Very tight little parking lot. I shoulda know better with my eight foot bed. Finished my business. Behind my truck was a 6 foot sidewalk with a decorative 10 foot light pole. Looked over my right shoulder as I backed. Didn't see the pole. Looked forward again to make sure my front end didn't swing into the car parked to my right. I knew the sidewalk was behind me and it was clear. No pedestrians, nothing. My right rear bumper hit the pole. ****! I quickly look back as the pole falls over and lands on the hood of an older Chevy s-10 parked on the other side of it. **** again! Smashed its right front fender, hood and windshield. Should I run or should i stay and report it? Witnesses everywhere. Ok I'll report it. Sonuvabitch!

There ya go boyz. Have your fun!

Not quite yet...I want to hear about the owner's first facial expression of the s-10.

assateague wrote:Not to be confused with "Humboldt Pie", which is mostly just weed.

Dont lie to us. You cried didn't you!

Probably worse than montanafowler!!!

Damn women drivers.....wait?!?

I would of ran, hitting every other car in the lot, the world ends tomorrow!

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Mornin Beef wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So ran some errands this morning. Had to go to downtown Eureka. Trying to find parking downtown at lunchtime is impossible. Finally found alittle parking lot with one open stall. Very tight little parking lot. I shoulda know better with my eight foot bed. Finished my business. Behind my truck was a 6 foot sidewalk with a decorative 10 foot light pole. Looked over my right shoulder as I backed. Didn't see the pole. Looked forward again to make sure my front end didn't swing into the car parked to my right. I knew the sidewalk was behind me and it was clear. No pedestrians, nothing. My right rear bumper hit the pole. ****! I quickly look back as the pole falls over and lands on the hood of an older Chevy s-10 parked on the other side of it. **** again! Smashed its right front fender, hood and windshield. Should I run or should i stay and report it? Witnesses everywhere. Ok I'll report it. Sonuvabitch!

There ya go boyz. Have your fun!

Not quite yet...I want to hear about the owner's first facial expression of the s-10.

it was unoccupied

assateague wrote:I am going to invent a pie and call it "Humble Pie". It will have raisins, apples, pears, and maybe walnuts. I will be rich.

I get half

jarbo03 wrote:I would of ran, hitting every other car in the lot, the world ends tomorrow!

Sent from an undisclosed location.

excellent point

Did you have to call and get a police report?

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Redbeard wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote:

Redbeard wrote:So ran some errands this morning. Had to go to downtown Eureka. Trying to find parking downtown at lunchtime is impossible. Finally found alittle parking lot with one open stall. Very tight little parking lot. I shoulda know better with my eight foot bed. Finished my business. Behind my truck was a 6 foot sidewalk with a decorative 10 foot light pole. Looked over my right shoulder as I backed. Didn't see the pole. Looked forward again to make sure my front end didn't swing into the car parked to my right. I knew the sidewalk was behind me and it was clear. No pedestrians, nothing. My right rear bumper hit the pole. ****! I quickly look back as the pole falls over and lands on the hood of an older Chevy s-10 parked on the other side of it. **** again! Smashed its right front fender, hood and windshield. Should I run or should i stay and report it? Witnesses everywhere. Ok I'll report it. Sonuvabitch!

There ya go boyz. Have your fun!

Not quite yet...I want to hear about the owner's first facial expression of the s-10.

it was unoccupied

No sheet, but his/her first facial expression you witnessed with their hands full of groceries on their to the S-10 once they first noticed the damage? Thats the precious moment in this story.

Redbeard wrote:

There ya go boyz. Have your fun!

Not gonna touch it either. You already killed all the fun buy ripping yourself down.

But.... I guess Ford wins over Chevy, aye?

Olly wrote:Damn that sucks, one time I backed my first car up with the door open and folded it forward off a basket ball post. Flint and I pushed it back good as new.

I did one thats worse. When I was 16 (brand new shiny license) I did that same thing with my dads Bronco, but instead of a basketball pole I backed the open door into my mom's Lincoln. You shoulda seen dad's face.

I wrecked 5 parked cars in one screw up once, weirdest part of the story is that I ended up dating a stripper out of the deal in an attempt to keep her from suing me for damages, it worked

jehler wrote:I wrecked 5 parked cars in one screw up once, weirdest part of the story is that I ended up dating a stripper out of the deal in an attempt to keep her from suing me for damages, it worked

Did you invent tramp stamps?

capt1972 wrote:

Dude you are the smillie king!

Redbeard wrote:

assateague wrote:I am going to invent a pie and call it "Humble Pie". It will have raisins, apples, pears, and maybe walnuts. I will be rich.

I get half

Between this and the Bigfoot Extravaganza, we're gonna get tired of moving the bags of money off the recliner to clear a place to sit.

You guys suck at the ball busting

Redbeard wrote:You guys suck at the ball busting

You're just pissed 'cuz nobody wanted to touch your balls this go around

Bulldog0156 wrote:

Redbeard wrote:You guys suck at the ball busting

You're just pissed 'cuz nobody wanted to touch your balls this go around

no shit. And I thought for sure I could count on you