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I have to go to Vegas again on business in a couple weeks. I hate Vegas. I mean, hate it. Rather than not blow any money at the tables (because I hate that), I thought I'd put $20 on next year's Super Bowl. So who should I put it on? Go for marginal odds on the hope of winning $100 or so, or put it on someone like the Buccaneers and hope to win $20,000?

Detroit lions

You could put it on the Vikings and win a million. Only problem is that you won't be able to collect it because the world would literally end right after.

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I'd say, Falcons for a decent chance, Detroit Lions for a marginal chance, and the Cleveland Browns for no way in hell chance.

Save the 20 and go eat at the Hash House a go go in the Imperial Palace. Get a burger. You'll cry when you see it. And you'll still be full during next years super bowl.

Vegas was alright. I would win 50-70 bucks playing blackjack, then go lose it all playing craps, and repeat the process several times over.

It's twenty bucks man....go for broke.

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You're all retarded, Dolphins all the way.

That's what I'm thinking. I can't wait to see some of the odds. Maybe I'll just take the longest of long shots, whoever that is.

assateague wrote:That's what I'm thinking. I can't wait to see some of the odds. Maybe I'll just take the longest of long shots, whoever that is.

Or...you can get a lot for 20...if you know what mean.

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Glad to see there's someone out there who hates Vegas as bad as I do

Redbeard wrote:Glad to see there's someone out there who hates Vegas as bad as I do

You don't like to look without touching huh?

save it for the spearmint rhino

Da Bears

one2many wrote:save it for the spearmint rhino

That's an even bigger waste of money than throwing $500 on the craps table. And I don't even know how to play craps.

Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.

vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.

This^^^

vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.

I'd rather just get McDonald's, jerk off, and keep the change.

Cheap bastard.

Realistic bastard.

assateague wrote:

vincentpa wrote:Cash in a few of those hides you been saving and get yourself a Chinese massage with a happy ending. It will be much more gratifying than blowing the money on a bet.

I'd rather just get McDonald's, jerk off, and keep the change.[/quote
Hard for a guys who's had the real deal pay the inflated American price, eh?


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$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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But could your afford the doctor visits afterwards now?

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Goldfish wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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But could your afford the doctor visits afterwards now?

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move to canada for the free doctors

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Eric Haynes wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

assateague wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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Eric Haynes wrote:

assateague wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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That's exactly what it sounds like. Gotta love the exchange rate in thailand.

rebelp74 wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

assateague wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:[quote="assateague"]$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Nice! Sounds a lot like bar fining girls in Thailand

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That's exactly what it sounds like. Gotta love the exchange rate in thailand.[/quote]
I wouldn't know, Ive never been, allegedly...shhh....

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assateague wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

assateague wrote:$15 for a Long Time back in the day, $10 for a Short Time. I'm thinking I couldn't even get a 5 minute massage for that, much less a hap-hap-happy ending.

Those are rates I could afford.

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Those are close to the rates in Guam. 20 for a 30 minute massage...and you get whatever ending you want

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Yeah, but that Long Time is all night, back at her place. Sometimes, it was worth it without any sex. You go back, she brings you beers, cooks you food, rubs your feet, all that crap. Basically whatever you want until the morning. That was livin'. Short Time was basically a handy in the alley. Really no reason not to kick in the very little extra cash. I'm sure capitalism and wealth have ruined that, though. Last I heard they were shipping in Filipino girls to work the hill.

Shit! No wonder so many of the old timers brought one home with em.

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