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Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:35 pm
by Olly
We were talking about divorces here in the shop today and one of the guys pointed me towards this site.
http://www.americanretirees.org/horrors.htmPretty messed up stuff.
Re: Never get divorced!

Posted:
Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:59 pm
by Goldfish
Our society is fucked.
What the hell happened to morels? OBX, start preaching them to everyone!
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:46 pm
by Tomkat
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:48 pm
by NuffDaddy
It's a shame that that's what our society has come to.
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Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:53 pm
by Mornin Beef
Those stories are sad.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:51 pm
by rebelp74
So that's why you like fat chicks!
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:00 pm
by Mornin Beef
rebelp74 wrote:So that's why you like fat chicks!
Well that was rude.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:01 pm
by rebelp74
Mornin Beef wrote:rebelp74 wrote:So that's why you like fat chicks!
Well that was rude.
You had to be there.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:04 pm
by jehler
Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.
quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:16 pm
by Mornin Beef
jehler wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.
quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter
You got your facts all wrong...it was in a snack food thread and I mentioned I would like a slice of some ace. Lil bit of some Canabalism is a whole lot diff than rape.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:29 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:jehler wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:Well that was rude.
quick, you better threaten to rape his daughter
You got your facts all wrong...it was in a snack food thread and I mentioned I would like a slice of some ace. Lil bit of some Canabalism is a whole lot diff than rape.
likely story
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:41 pm
by Tiler_J
I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:42 pm
by rebelp74
Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:44 pm
by one2many
rebelp74 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
bonjour
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:46 pm
by Tiler_J
one2many wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
bonjour
Another French model?!

Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:48 pm
by rebelp74
Tiler_J wrote:one2many wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
bonjour
Another French model?!


Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:49 pm
by MuddyWaterWarlock
I have witnessed two divorces of my friends that ended up in very similar and really strange outcomes. THis kind of crap happens very often! Sorry to say divorces, alimony, child support, are another thing in this country that are beyond screwed up as well as the rest of our judicial system!
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:07 pm
by Tomkat
rebelp74 wrote:So that's why you like fat chicks!
Ha ha! No, I just like women in general!
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:08 pm
by Fowlplay
Tiler_J wrote:one2many wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
bonjour
Another French model?!

that commercial cracks me up every time
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:15 pm
by assateague
I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:26 pm
by Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:56 pm
by jehler
My wife makes more than I do, I ain't skeered
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:57 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:59 pm
by Bufflehead
Tiler_J wrote:one2many wrote:rebelp74 wrote:Tiler_J wrote:I think most of those stories are just that- stories. A lot of those stories don't make sense.
If it's on the internet it has to be true.
bonjour
Another French model?!


Re: Never get divorced!

Posted:
Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:00 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 pm
by Fowlplay
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
miniature poodles are a dime a dozen. im sure you can find another
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:03 pm
by Bufflehead
Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:04 pm
by Mornin Beef
b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
miniature poodles are a dime a dozen. im sure you can find another
I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 pm
by Bufflehead
Mornin Beef wrote:I will punch a mini poodle to your forehead.
translation please?
Re: Never get divorced!

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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:06 pm
by Eric Haynes
Bufflehead wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:b.hud wrote:Mornin Beef wrote:assateague wrote:I would just kill her. Wouldn't have to worry about paying a dime.
x2 Got nervous about saying it...But if AT will....

you even married?
no, but I understand whats going on here. My ex girl of four years took my dog. I want to kill them both.
kill yourself and i'm sure they will both die of a broken heart
Lol
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