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Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:35 am
by quacknstack6
There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some
exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the professor noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist regime.

In the midst of his story, he looked at the professor and asked a
strange question.

He asked: "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?"

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.

The young man said that it was no joke. "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come every day to eat the free corn.

"When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence.

"They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you
have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. "The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat that free corn again. You then slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity."

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees
happening in America .

The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tax exemptions, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc., while we continually lose our freedoms, just a little at a time.

One should always remember two truths:

There is no such thing as a free lunch, and you can never hire someone to provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

If you see that all of this wonderful government "help" is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to share this with your friends.

If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life, then you
will probably not like this post.

But, God help us all when the gate slams shut!

Quote for today: "The problems we face today are there because the people who work for a living are now outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:41 am
by GadwallGetter530
:clap:

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:47 am
by Olly
This is why I installed the :clap:

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:48 am
by Fowlplay
Solid post

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:55 am
by NuffDaddy
Now they are trying to cut us off at the knees by taking our guns away so they have all the time in the world to shut the gate.


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Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:11 pm
by huntntech
:clap: :clap:

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:40 pm
by assateague
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:18 pm
by Goldfish
I may eat like one, my coworkers can attest to that one (they always stare in awe at how much food this little 135# guy puts down), but I can't say I've ever been called a pig you communist swine!




j/k, good read.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:38 pm
by Botiz630
Goldfish wrote:(they always stare in awe at how much food this little 135# guy puts down)


135?!?! Wow, that mustache had me fooled into thinking you were a man!

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:59 pm
by 3legged_lab
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(they always stare in awe at how much food this little 135# guy puts down)


135?!?! Wow, that mustache had me fooled into thinking you were a man!

:lol::lol::lol:

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:33 am
by Bootlipkiller
I'm a pig! ;)

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:23 am
by huntall6
anyone else up for a nation wide WFF militia?? we could have our own sub forum and everything!


i dont know about you folks, but i will never have a gate swung shut on me. maybe a pine box lid, but never a gate.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:38 am
by Olly
Bootlipkiller wrote:I'm a pig! ;)


This cracked me up.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:05 am
by assateague
huntall6 wrote:anyone else up for a nation wide WFF militia?? we could have our own sub forum and everything!


i dont know about you folks, but i will never have a gate swung shut on me. maybe a pine box lid, but never a gate.


Yup.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:20 am
by Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:
huntall6 wrote:anyone else up for a nation wide WFF militia?? we could have our own sub forum and everything!


i dont know about you folks, but i will never have a gate swung shut on me. maybe a pine box lid, but never a gate.


Yup.

Your in like three now aren't you? Don't spread yourself out to thin.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:21 am
by aunt betty
assateague wrote:
huntall6 wrote:anyone else up for a nation wide WFF militia?? we could have our own sub forum and everything!


i dont know about you folks, but i will never have a gate swung shut on me. maybe a pine box lid, but never a gate.


Yup.

Can I play too? Was trained for it and I DONT TAKE LOSING WELL. Will take the gate off its hinges snd burn it.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:28 am
by assateague
I will use the fence to hang the heads of my enemies on.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:00 pm
by quacknstack6
assateague wrote:I will use the fence to hang the heads of my enemies on.

Already a step ahead of ya buddy, fence is built around the apartment and a sign that says "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again." I am sure my neighbors got the point.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:23 pm
by Goldfish
Botiz630 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:(they always stare in awe at how much food this little 135# guy puts down)


135?!?! Wow, that mustache had me fooled into thinking you were a man!


I'm 180lbs of badass tho.

Re: Catching Pigs

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:07 pm
by rebelp74
huntall6 wrote:anyone else up for a nation wide WFF militia?? we could have our own sub forum and everything!


i dont know about you folks, but i will never have a gate swung shut on me. maybe a pine box lid, but never a gate.

I'm in.