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One of my co workers got a bad papercut today, he was actually bleeding a little bit. After he got bandaged up the guy who sits by me ask him " are you gonna file a workers comp claim?" and when I rolled my eyes he just started laughing....

This is the same guy who got backed into in the Walmart parking lot and, you guessed it, got a lawyer and a payday for 'back problems".

Smash in his car windows!

Bulldog0156 wrote:Smash in his face!

ftfy

Goldfish wrote:

Bulldog0156 wrote:Smash in his face!

ftfy

Trust me, I would love to.

We have an agreement to never talk about politics at work.

Nah, then we'd just be paying him even longer to sit at home and do nothing. When I was a PI, I used to love doing those worker's comp cases. Bunch of slack ass lie-babies, every one of them.

Tomkat wrote:One of my co workers got a bad papercut today, he was actually bleeding a little bit. After he got bandaged up the guy who sits by me ask him " are you gonna file a workers comp claim?" and when I rolled my eyes he just started laughing....

This is the same guy who got backed into in the Walmart parking lot and, you guessed it, got a lawyer and a payday for 'back problems".

I saw a guy nail three of his fingers together. He pulled out the nail with plyers, taped 'em up, and went back to work. One of the toughest guys I've ever met. His name was Jack. Jack got shot when he didn't pay off his _____ bill.

Here's how it goes on a workman's comp claim. I claimed once in all the years I've been a carpenter. I hurt myself at work and couldn't work. I forget the details but I had a sprained ankle that I got at work. Was off for two weeks to recover.
I got workman's comp for two weeks. WHEEEE! Oh yeah, my ankle hurt like eff so it wasn't a vacation. Dangit!

This is the crappy part. When I filed my claim I was asked how many days a week I work. I was honest and said usually FIVE like everyone else in the world unless Mr. Schrock wants to pay overtime. That's when they kind of said, "AHAHHH" and only gave me 5/7th of the full benefit I was entitled to.

If I ever get hurt at work again I'm saying I work EIGHT days a week (Beatles song)
and I want 8/7th of the full benefit...

aunt betty wrote:and I want 8/7th of the full benefit...

Ha!

aunt betty wrote:

Tomkat wrote:One of my co workers got a bad papercut today, he was actually bleeding a little bit. After he got bandaged up the guy who sits by me ask him " are you gonna file a workers comp claim?" and when I rolled my eyes he just started laughing....

This is the same guy who got backed into in the Walmart parking lot and, you guessed it, got a lawyer and a payday for 'back problems".

I saw a guy nail three of his fingers together. He pulled out the nail with plyers, taped 'em up, and went back to work. One of the toughest guys I've ever met. His name was Jack. Jack got shot when he didn't pay off his _____ bill.

Here's how it goes on a workman's comp claim. I claimed once in all the years I've been a carpenter. I hurt myself at work and couldn't work. I forget the details but I had a sprained ankle that I got at work. Was off for two weeks to recover.
I got workman's comp for two weeks. WHEEEE! Oh yeah, my ankle hurt like eff so it wasn't a vacation. Dangit!

This is the crappy part. When I filed my claim I was asked how many days a week I work. I was honest and said usually FIVE like everyone else in the world unless Mr. Schrock wants to pay overtime. That's when they kind of said, "AHAHHH" and only gave me 5/7th of the full benefit I was entitled to.

If I ever get hurt at work again I'm saying I work EIGHT days a week (Beatles song)
and I want 8/7th of the full benefit...

You could probably pull it off too seeing how the system works oh so perfectly.

I went to the gym back home and ended up dropping a dumbbell and my pinky and ring finger got caught between it and another one. Shattered both fingers, went to the house got some tape and tapped them up. Went into work and they told me I couldnt stay because they feared I may say they caused it. I played football for years and have been a mechanic for a while, broken fingers will never stop me from work. I have bills to pay and I told them that, they told me I needed a doctors note for me to work. I called up a friend who was a Doc and told him to write me a note that said they were just smashed not broken. Started back at work the next day.

quacknstack6 wrote:I went to the gym back home and ended up dropping a dumbbell and my pinky and ring finger got caught between it and another one. Shattered both fingers, went to the house got some tape and tapped them up. Went into work and they told me I couldnt stay because they feared I may say they caused it. I played football for years and have been a mechanic for a while, broken fingers will never stop me from work. I have bills to pay and I told them that, they told me I needed a doctors note for me to work. I called up a friend who was a Doc and told him to write me a note that said they were just smashed not broken. Started back at work the next day.

I refused to go to work for three days one time because they replaced the Cool Ranch Doritos with Nacho Cheese.

Tomkat wrote:

Goldfish wrote:

Bulldog0156 wrote:Smash in his face!

ftfy

Trust me, I would love to.

We have an agreement to never talk about politics at work.

I bet he's a nigger.

i hear 'ya TK. i work with a woman who has 9 kids from.........you guessed it, 9 different dads . bitch has worked for the company for around 9 years, and only WORKED around 3 years of it. short term disability is something that is abused so bad that i fear, if i ever really need it, they will accuse me of being an abuser and take me to court......


oh, and the slut sued the company three separate times for "work related issues"

rebelp74 wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Goldfish wrote:

Bulldog0156 wrote:Smash in his face!

ftfy

Trust me, I would love to.

We have an agreement to never talk about politics at work.

I bet he's a nigger.

Sadly, hes a white nigger. He buys velcro strap on his tennis shoes because he doesnt want to spend time tieing his own shoes. He only shaves twice a week to save money. His wife is on (BOGUS) disability and his mom lives off of Social Security. The guy has never done an honest days work in his life. He has been in his job for 13 years, and his wage has ALWAYS been $7.25 an hour. He is an unabashed lib and voted for Obama both times. He wont do one bit more than the minimum because "I dont get paid to do that". Dude is rather feminine and has long fingernails. Just an all around dirt bag.

I could go on and on. The only good thing to say is that he is a little bit afraid of me so he gives me some breathing room. I dont go out of my way to be warm and friendly to him. I have fantasies of putting him in Marine Boot Camp for like 3 years, or one of North Korea's secret work camps.

Arent the long nails for drug use?

Botiz630 wrote:

quacknstack6 wrote:I went to the gym back home and ended up dropping a dumbbell and my pinky and ring finger got caught between it and another one. Shattered both fingers, went to the house got some tape and tapped them up. Went into work and they told me I couldnt stay because they feared I may say they caused it. I played football for years and have been a mechanic for a while, broken fingers will never stop me from work. I have bills to pay and I told them that, they told me I needed a doctors note for me to work. I called up a friend who was a Doc and told him to write me a note that said they were just smashed not broken. Started back at work the next day.

I refused to go to work for three days one time because they replaced the Cool Ranch Doritos with Nacho Cheese.

That is a valid excuse though.

Goldfish wrote:Arent the long nails for drug use?

No, he is a mommas boy pussy, from what I can see. You know how I feel about that, dont you?

You work with hntfsh too??

quacknstack6 wrote:

Botiz630 wrote:

quacknstack6 wrote:I went to the gym back home and ended up dropping a dumbbell and my pinky and ring finger got caught between it and another one. Shattered both fingers, went to the house got some tape and tapped them up. Went into work and they told me I couldnt stay because they feared I may say they caused it. I played football for years and have been a mechanic for a while, broken fingers will never stop me from work. I have bills to pay and I told them that, they told me I needed a doctors note for me to work. I called up a friend who was a Doc and told him to write me a note that said they were just smashed not broken. Started back at work the next day.

I refused to go to work for three days one time because they replaced the Cool Ranch Doritos with Nacho Cheese.

That is a valid excuse though.

Bullshit!

Nacho cheese is way better than cool ranch.

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Goldfish wrote:You work with hntfsh too??

I have a slogan that applies to minimum wage jobs. (ever had one?)
Minimum wage=minimum effort.

What is weird is how this slogan applies to people at the top...
Maximum wage=minimum effort (by me and I will work the dog-crap out of my minimum wage underlings)

aunt betty wrote:I have a slogan that applies to minimum wage jobs. (ever had one?)
Minimum wage=minimum effort.

What is weird is how this slogan applies to people at the top...
Maximum wage=minimum effort (by me and I will work the dog-crap out of my minimum wage underlings)

Same here, if you wanna move up you gotta bust your ass for it. Hard work does pay off, it paid off for me and several people that work under me. Laziness will get your ass thrown out the door real quick like.

aunt betty wrote:I have a slogan that applies to minimum wage jobs. (ever had one?)
Minimum wage=minimum effort.

What is weird is how this slogan applies to people at the top...
Maximum wage=minimum effort (by me and I will work the dog-crap out of my minimum wage underlings)

I have a related slogan.

IF YOU PAY PEANUTS, YOU GET MONKEYS

jarbo03 wrote:
Bullshit!

Nacho cheese is way better than cool ranch.

Thanks, I'll remember this line next time somebody challenges me to "most preposterous statement" contest.

Botiz630 wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:
Bullshit!

Nacho cheese is way better than cool ranch.

Thanks, I'll remember this line next time somebody challenges me to "most preposterous statement" contest.

Regular cool ranch, no way, now cooler ranch, maybe.

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Ranch. Is. Awesome.
But not on Doritos.

Botiz630 wrote:

quacknstack6 wrote:I went to the gym back home and ended up dropping a dumbbell and my pinky and ring finger got caught between it and another one. Shattered both fingers, went to the house got some tape and tapped them up. Went into work and they told me I couldnt stay because they feared I may say they caused it. I played football for years and have been a mechanic for a while, broken fingers will never stop me from work. I have bills to pay and I told them that, they told me I needed a doctors note for me to work. I called up a friend who was a Doc and told him to write me a note that said they were just smashed not broken. Started back at work the next day.

I refused to go to work for three days one time because they replaced the Cool Ranch Doritos with Nacho Cheese.

What. The. Fuck.

You are what's wrong with this world. You probably dip fried foods in ranch to don't you, homo?