Where's my blank?

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Where's my blank?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 13, 2013 6:49 pm

My wife has this irritating habit of finding new homes for my things. She puts them where she thinks it should belong after I spent time deciding I want it here. She hides stuff GOOD!

SO I search and I HATE looking for stuff that I KNOW I put right here yesterday. This is happening a lot lately.
I finally ask, "where did you put my...". She cops and attitude from me just asking.
Sorry but I had to vent. She hid my surgical tape and I needed it.
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:16 pm

take the toilet seat off and hang it up in the garage. that'll fix it.
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:25 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:take the toilet seat off and hang it up in the garage. that'll fix it.

He'd lose it and blame his wife!
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aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?



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aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 13, 2013 7:28 pm

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:take the toilet seat off and hang it up in the garage. that'll fix it.

He'd lose it and blame his wife!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby Goldfish » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:58 pm

This place is on fire today
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:11 pm

We have these stainless steel cans from the hospital. Like a doctor keeps tongue depressors in. She put all my tape into one and put it on the top shelf in the back where I couldn't even see it. Now WHY didn't I think of looking there? :D

That's the difference between her and I. If I accidently hurt her in any way, no matter how small and insignificant, she has the right to hurt me back without any backlash and that's just how her mind works.

If I took the toilet seat off and hid it...that would start WW3. I'm not allowed to hold grudges and seek revenge. THAT is her job.

I love her very much and will dump on you guys before I start up with her. Thanks for tolerating my rant. :beer:
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby QH's Paw » Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:00 pm

If she cooks and knows where you sleep, it's best you stay on her good side or, her better side, which ever the case be. :D
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Re: Where's my blank?

Postby aunt betty » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:42 pm

QH's Paw wrote:If she cooks and knows where you sleep, it's best you stay on her good side or, her better side, which ever the case be. :D
That's why I vented here instead of where she is. :thumbsup:
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