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Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Olly » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:26 pm

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:51 pm

I like that dead dog one. :thumbsup:


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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:59 pm

Someone needs to put up the hooker one.
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:13 pm

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:32 pm

Jarbo?
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:33 pm

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:34 pm

This one is just funny!
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:41 pm

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Fowlplay » Tue Feb 19, 2013 7:48 pm

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:21 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:24 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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Of the baby variety I suppose

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:26 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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Of the baby variety I suppose

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Baby gravy or man gravy, I would let her choose, because I care. She could then wash it down with some throat yogurt!

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Eric Haynes » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:27 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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Of the baby variety I suppose

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Baby gravy or man gravy, I would let her choose, because I care. She could then wash it down with some throat yogurt!

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There is always mancake batter also, gotta be open to all of their needs you know

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:53 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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She's just waiting for someone to hit the "freak" button.
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby jarbo03 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:58 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
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Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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She's just waiting for someone to hit the "freak" button.

The man in the boat has never been rocked!

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:00 pm

jarbo03 wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:
Bulldog0156 wrote:Jarbo?
3sv5rs.jpg

Haha. Looks a little homely, but I'd serve her a batch of gravy!

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She's just waiting for someone to hit the "freak" button.

The man in the boat has never been rocked!

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Haha
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Bulldog0156 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:49 pm

Rock the boat till he drowns!
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:02 am

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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:21 am

rebelp74 wrote:
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby Eric Haynes » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:48 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
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Would be better suited on an Actual Advice Mandarin.
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:51 pm

Eric Haynes wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
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Would be better suited on an Actual Advice Mandarin.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just for that my avatar is now a mandarin.
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:44 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
3t2c1t.jpg

Would be better suited on an Actual Advice Mandarin.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just for that my avatar is now a mandarin.

Check that, I found a better one.
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:34 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
3t2c1t.jpg

Would be better suited on an Actual Advice Mandarin.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just for that my avatar is now a mandarin.

Check that, I found a better one.

You're a fat kid?
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Re: Actual Advice Mallard

Postby rebelp74 » Thu Feb 21, 2013 9:37 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
3t2c1t.jpg

Would be better suited on an Actual Advice Mandarin.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just for that my avatar is now a mandarin.

Check that, I found a better one.

You're a fat kid?

No, it's a funny picture though.
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