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Crashes are the only semi- cool thing about NASCAR. The rest is ghey

Damn that didnt look good.

Crashes in NASCAR are like fights in hockey.

Its only cool for the driver

Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

The tire flying through the air and the engine stuck in the steel netting is pretty intense.

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

no one died or was seriously injured so I think it was cool.


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MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

way to go and make me feel like a jerk. But this is very true.

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

I bet Mud fell out of his chair and spilled his drink in his hair.

Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

Good question. It does all seem very infantile.

Mornin Beef wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

Good question. It does all seem very infantile.

I've heard they do a few times but never knew if it held any weight. Any care to confirm? Since we have so many diehards in here

The Duck Hammer wrote:

MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:Sorry to say, a bunch of people got hurt. Wrecks are cool but we forget there are humans in those cars and grandstands.

way to go and make me feel like a jerk. But this is very true.

Didn't mean that at all Duck. Just sayin. After working on a open wheel pit crew, you get to see your asshole slam shut when your car is tumbling down the track. Our car climbed a 15 foot fence once. Driver twisted a knee, car was scrap. People make fun of car racing, and I'll be honest with you it is tough. Those guys are a lot tougher and ballsier than anybody I ever met. Except for me and I ain't skeered of nuthin

Fowlplay wrote:Is it true that NASCAR drivers wear diapers while racing, so they can just piss on themselves as needed?

I have a friend that does a 6-8hr desert race, they wear catheters. I'm sure its not much different.

I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

Got that right. Why not just piss in your lap? No big deal. And if I get in a wreck, and have to get out quick, the last thing I want is to get some damn pecker leash hung up on the steering column.

assateague wrote:Got that right. Why not just piss in your lap? No big deal. And if I get in a wreck, and have to get out quick, the last thing I want is to get some damn pecker leash hung up on the steering column.

Ha Ha!!!! He said "Pecker Leash"

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

I heard the ones they use in race cars just get the hose run out through a hole in the floor.

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?

assateague wrote:

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?

assateague wrote:

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Let's not get carried away. How much money we talking, here?

start the bidding at 57cents. how much will it take, rozzo

If the price is right I'd do it.

.57c isn't gonna do it

Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.

Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.

There already is a waiver. It is spelled out on the back of the ticket and by entering the event you accept the terms on the back of the ticket. It more or less says the venue is not responsible for accidents and you enter at your own risk. I'm sure there is a lawyer around who could tell you how it is or is not binding or how he could beat it or make it stick depending on who he is representing.

870shooter wrote:

Olly wrote:Now all tracks will have a 100ft high fence and if you're sitting in the first 5 rows you'll have to sign a waiver.

There already is a waiver. It is spelled out on the back of the ticket and by entering the event you accept the terms on the back of the ticket. It more or less says the venue is not responsible for accidents and you enter at your own risk. I'm sure there is a lawyer around who could tell you how it is or is not binding or how he could beat it or make it stick depending on who he is representing.

care to weigh in WTN10?

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole

jehler wrote:

rozzo842 wrote:

Fowlplay wrote:I think the last thing I want to do with a straw shoved up my dong is race through the desert for 7 hours

I don't think its that type. More like a condom with a hose on the tip. You couldn't pay me to shove a hose in my piss hole.

Nope, you actually have to pay someone else to have a hose in your piss hole

I had a choice one time after a back surgery, let a dude nurse do it or do it myself. I shoved that hose up my piss hole. It hurt like a mother fucker, but no dude is touching my junk.

Again, the money thing comes into play. I could probably buy a lot of therapy for $1,000,000.

And I thought I was tough for checking myself out of the hospital 4 hours after an emergency appendectomy, so I could drive to McDonalds then go home.

You have just topped that story in grand fashion.