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Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:31 pm**

Assa killed a deer with a hammer on Thursday.

Thursday.

Thor's Day.

Hammer.

I think the universe is speaking to us.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:32 pm**

Explain it one more time please

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:32 pm**

I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:02 pm**

Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:21 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

:lol::lol::lol:

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Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:43 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:28 pm**

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:33 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

you and me both!

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:34 pm**

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:39 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:52 pm**

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

well I mighta left out the bribery part

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:58 pm**

3legged_lab wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

That don't work. Now I know you're fulla shit.

I never have to worry about the kids getting lost. If we're out of sight for more than 8 nanoseconds, they're gonna come looking for us. And a closed door is an invitation for them.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:12 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:13 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:24 pm**

jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:28 pm**

jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Was thinking about y'all earlier too but more about how much fun the pregnant boobs are?

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:31 pm**

Dude...she was a DD cup before.

Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:33 pm**

almost worth putting the first one in the oven

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:46 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Dude...she was a DD cup before.

Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

You will get that up to the third, as I'm sure you know. Seems like the third is the exact opposite.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:49 pm**

A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:00 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Dude...she was a DD cup before.

Oh and the 2nd trimester "horny pregnant lady" hormones are kickin' now....I've had to put out a few fires this week.

Oh I miss the horny pregger hormones. Only worked with the first. Second pregnancy was a prety dry one :roll:

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:01 pm**

rebelp74 wrote:A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:01 pm**

rebelp74 wrote:A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Only a concern if there's enough pole to reach.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:02 pm**

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:02 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

Damn, I pretty much left myself open for that one.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:32 pm**

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
Eric Haynes wrote:I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I have no problem saying "you and you watch the little ones. Momma and I have to talk for 10 minutes"

Even if that does work you don't have access to the island, the couch, the washing machine, the recliner....

truth. But I'll take what I can get. But I do have the garage, the backseat of the suburban and the shower

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:33 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:[quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.[/quote]
daggum Dan how come I didn't know momma was pregnant??

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:35 pm**

rebelp74 wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:A pole slamming into your unborn son will make him turn out gay.

Your dad couldn't lay off it huh?

Damn, I pretty much left myself open for that one.

yes you did

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:45 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
jehler wrote:[quote="Redbeard"][quote="Eric Haynes"]I laid the hammer down on the wife on Thursday too....you are onto something here, Bill.

if that's the case my weekly calendar reads, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday and Thursday

Red just wait until the youngest goes to school, about five minutes after they all get on the bus, you and the wife meet up in the kitchen when grabbing some coffee and realize you are home alone....every morning

I was THIS fucking close and I pushed the reset button.

How is momma doing? Was thinking about you'all earlier today, all healthy?

Yep...things are going well. 17 weeks in, baby measuring in the 81st percentile, momma feels good - no complaints!

Thanks for asking, appreciate the good mojo.[/quote]
daggum Dan how come I didn't know momma was pregnant??[/quote]

I think that announcement might have coincided with your brief hiatus a few months back.

Posted: **Sun Mar 10, 2013 7:49 pm**

Gotcha. Well congrats man! This'll be #3 or #4?

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