I'm a fatty

[Olly]

Just ate a whole pizza alone and downed my 4th beer. Life is good.

[Flightstopper]

I wish this craigslist guy would show up quicker so I can ditch the glock and crack a beer or might even pour a whiskey

[assateague]

Did he offer to sell you a Remington SPR435?

[Westie25]

I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

[Flightstopper]

Did he offer to sell you a Remington SPR435?

Nope, an old evinrude. I'll wait to see if Dept6 jumps out of the bushes and let you know if its' the same guy.

[hotrodtoad]

I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

Only if someonewas chasing me with a Glock or a Rem 453.

[assateague]

I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

Only if someonewas chasing me with a Glock or a Rem 453.

And even then, only for a very short while before I decide to stop and make a stand while i can still breathe.

[DC727]

I swam for 2 hours and the nran 2 miles. I'm out of shape.

[assateague]

I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

[3legged_lab]

I got out of shape when I started hunting out of a boat instead of hiking in.

[MOhuntingGuy]

I do nothing and I'm somewhat in shape. I actually lost a TON of weight in the past year and I'm not sure why. I guess my metabolism just decided to change.

[Flightstopper]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

[duckkillerclyde]

I just as wide as I am tall been that way since the start of time.

[Goldfish]

My dog is up to 57lbs. She's gettin a belly on her just like myself. Guess I better start running with her

[duckkillerclyde]

My dog is up to 57lbs. She's gettin a belly on her just like myself. Guess I better start running with her

use a dirt bike or a quad as it will be easier.

[huntfishnv]

Just ate a whole pizza alone and downed my 4th beer. Life is good.

I do that for breakfast.

[Westie25]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

[jehler]

I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work

[assateague]

I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work

Exactly. I can open a jar of pickles again, and my right elbow no longer looks like a cantaloupe.

[blackcloud870]

I just as wide as I am tall been that way since the start of time.

According toUrban dictionary's definition, wouldn't that make you a "chode"?

[assateague]

[Bufflehead]

[JGUN]

I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work

I know your wife's still do.

[assateague]

boom.

[DC727]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs.

[Westie25]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs.

More beans and taters.

[Eric Haynes]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs.

I can't remember weighing 140, I think I weighed 140 in 6th grade. Graduated high school at 180 and not much body fat. 10 years later and I'm 220, much more body fat. Once it hits you, it's hard to take off. Those late night snacks will get to you eventually.

[duckkillerclyde]

I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs.

I haven't seen 140 since 4th grade.

[FlintRiverFowler]

Im tipping the scales at 182, heaviest ive ever been.
december of 2010 i got real sick with the flu and got down to 150 from 175, last summer worked my ass off on the ground crew and maintained 165. since then ive gained it back plus some nice little titties, i really need to start walk-mowing greens in the morning with my guys to drop some lbs.

[Olly]

210 as of this morning, but I'm 6'5" so it evens out.