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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Botiz630 » Wed Jun 27, 2012 5:46 pm

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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:02 pm

We got a pretty good mix of old farts and youngins here. I'm 25.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:16 pm

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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:19 pm

Olly wrote:We got a pretty good mix of old farts and youngins here. I'm 25.



you mean like tk qh jehler and JLO?


I'm still a youngin'
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby huntntech » Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:47 pm

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Postby jehler » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:33 pm

duckkillerclyde wrote:

I'm still a youngin'

nope, your a tweener Clyde
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:47 pm

duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:50 pm

MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Eric Haynes » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:56 pm

Olly wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!



:beer: :beer:

This is so true on both levels. The older woman start getting desperate, and the young ones all want to bang older men. It's a beautiful thing let me tell you. Married and have a little one running around now, but I had 10 years of waking up next to mistakes to get it all out of my system.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby MOhuntingGuy » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:56 pm

Thank god. :beer: haha
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Postby jehler » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:11 pm

Olly wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!

I should have held out, I married my first
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:13 pm

jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!

I should have held out, I married my first


First 100th?
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Postby Westie25 » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:16 pm

I haven't had trouble with girls/women since I was 14. It's all about the flirt. I can have girls in my hand with my girlfriend there without either of them realizing it.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:21 pm

Olly wrote:We got a pretty good mix of old farts and youngins here. I'm 25.

32, guess I'm on the 'older' side of the fence here.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby DC727 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 12:08 am

Olly wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!


I was sleeping with a 34 year old a few weeks back. That twas fun. Then she started talking about marriage. Screw that.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:35 am

Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:37 am

Westie25 wrote:I haven't had trouble with girls/women since I was 14. It's all about the flirt. I can have girls in my hand with my girlfriend there without either of them realizing it.



The meaner you are to them, the more they like you.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 1:45 am

duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby duckkillerclyde » Thu Jun 28, 2012 2:06 am

possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.
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Postby jehler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:06 am

Olly wrote:
jehler wrote:
Olly wrote:
MOhuntingGuy wrote:
duckcommander727 wrote:[quote="MOhuntingGuy"]20. Just a few short months away from 21 though.


I turn 21 the 29th of July. That should be fun.

Honestly the only thing that is gonna change for me is the fact that I can buy my own beer. Lol


You couldn't be more wrong, everyone things when you're young the girls are easy. Wrong, the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate. I used to think I needed to be married by a certain age or else I'd be out of luck, the older I get the more action I get.

So here's to getting more tail with every year older!

I should have held out, I married my first


First 100th?[/quote]
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby Olly » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:06 am

jehler wrote:I don't want the new guys thinking I'm a slut


It's okay to be a slut, just don't be easy.
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:20 am

duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby assateague » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:26 am

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Postby jehler » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:28 am

possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
Olly wrote: the older you get the sluttier the girls are because they get so much more desperate.



very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???

things are different in the northwest
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby DC727 » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:29 am

:lol::lol:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:34 am

jehler wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???

things are different in the northwest



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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:35 am

jehler wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:
possumfoot wrote:
duckkillerclyde wrote:

very true. Your eyes also open up to more women. at 21 your age limit is 35ish? at 25 you're looking at 45ish.

not to mention, after you're 18, the younger the girls get for you too. pretty soon you'll be older than all the gals at the tit bar.

45is??? really??? :o :o


divorced, fake tits, mid-life crisis, hot 18 year old daughters......

The only bad piece of @$$ is the piece of @$$ you pass up.



i can see that playing out... hey, i just put your mom to sleep.. let me grab a sandwich and a gatoraid and i'll do you!!!! if thats how they role, i want none of it.. and how warped minded does one have to be to think that sleeping with the mother of the girl you WANT to sleep with will get you in her pants??? wtf clyde!!! i mean really? wt F'n f???

things are different in the northwest

It rains alot here. Whatchaya gonna do...I mean after the neighbors wife? :twisted:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby QH's Paw » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:36 am

Most of you pups are younger than my oldest kid. :lol:
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:37 am

at 21 my limit was 30(ish) at 27 my limit is 35(ish)


did see a girl that i would have that was 40 the other night.. BUT.. she looked about 32-34// and she was a lesbian.. :?
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Re: I'm a fatty

Postby possumfoot » Thu Jun 28, 2012 7:39 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

dang QH remind me not to move next door to ya...



hey cant help the age thing...
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