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I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:44 pm
by Olly
Just ate a whole pizza alone and downed my 4th beer. Life is good. :beer:

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:49 pm
by Flightstopper
I wish this craigslist guy would show up quicker so I can ditch the glock and crack a beer or might even pour a whiskey :beer:

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:50 pm
by assateague
Did he offer to sell you a Remington SPR435?

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:51 pm
by Westie25
I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:55 pm
by Flightstopper
assateague wrote:Did he offer to sell you a Remington SPR435?


Nope, an old evinrude. I'll wait to see if Dept6 jumps out of the bushes and let you know if its' the same guy.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:54 pm
by hotrodtoad
Westie25 wrote:I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

Only if someonewas chasing me with a Glock or a Rem 453.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:56 pm
by assateague
hotrodtoad wrote:
Westie25 wrote:I plan on running around 3 miles . Polar opposite

Only if someonewas chasing me with a Glock or a Rem 453.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And even then, only for a very short while before I decide to stop and make a stand while i can still breathe.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:43 pm
by DC727
I swam for 2 hours and the nran 2 miles. I'm out of shape. :)

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:46 pm
by assateague
I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:41 pm
by 3legged_lab
I got out of shape when I started hunting out of a boat instead of hiking in.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:57 pm
by MOhuntingGuy
I do nothing and I'm somewhat in shape. I actually lost a TON of weight in the past year and I'm not sure why. I guess my metabolism just decided to change.

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:02 pm
by Flightstopper
I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:33 pm
by duckkillerclyde
I just as wide as I am tall been that way since the start of time.

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:16 am
by Goldfish
My dog is up to 57lbs. She's gettin a belly on her just like myself. Guess I better start running with her

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:22 am
by duckkillerclyde
Goldfish wrote:My dog is up to 57lbs. She's gettin a belly on her just like myself. Guess I better start running with her


use a dirt bike or a quad as it will be easier.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:45 am
by huntfishnv
Olly wrote:Just ate a whole pizza alone and downed my 4th beer. Life is good. :beer:


I do that for breakfast.

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:46 am
by Westie25
Flightstopper wrote:I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.


I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:58 am
by jehler
assateague wrote:I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:44 am
by assateague
jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work


Exactly. I can open a jar of pickles again, and my right elbow no longer looks like a cantaloupe.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:12 am
by blackcloud870
duckkillerclyde wrote:I just as wide as I am tall been that way since the start of time.


According toUrban dictionary's definition, wouldn't that make you a "chode"? :lol:

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:28 am
by assateague
:lol:

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:05 am
by Bufflehead
:lol:

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:17 am
by JGUN
jehler wrote:
assateague wrote:I really have gotten ridiculously out of shape since I stopped carpentering a few years back.

yeah but I bet your knees and wrists still work

I know your wife's still do.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:06 pm
by assateague
boom.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:21 pm
by DC727
Westie25 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.


I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.


I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs. :lol:

I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:25 pm
by Westie25
duckcommander727 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.


I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.


I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs. :lol:


More beans and taters.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:27 pm
by Eric Haynes
duckcommander727 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.


I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.


I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs. :lol:


I can't remember weighing 140, I think I weighed 140 in 6th grade. Graduated high school at 180 and not much body fat. 10 years later and I'm 220, much more body fat. Once it hits you, it's hard to take off. Those late night snacks will get to you eventually.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:29 pm
by duckkillerclyde
duckcommander727 wrote:
Westie25 wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:I look like an Ethiopian on crack. My metabolism is a finely tuned machine.


I'm the same way. I weighed 168 this morning. Which is close to the heaviest I've ever been.


I'm the heaviest I've ever been in my 20 years. 140lbs. :lol:


I haven't seen 140 since 4th grade.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:31 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
Im tipping the scales at 182, heaviest ive ever been.
december of 2010 i got real sick with the flu and got down to 150 from 175, last summer worked my ass off on the ground crew and maintained 165. since then ive gained it back plus some nice little titties, i really need to start walk-mowing greens in the morning with my guys to drop some lbs.

Re: I'm a fatty

PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:58 pm
by Olly
210 as of this morning, but I'm 6'5" so it evens out.