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you ever read the funny shit on the walls of a portajohn or write anything?

i saw one that said "Those who write on shithouse walls roll their shit into little balls. Those who read those words of wit eat little balls of shit."

got any good ones?

try the shit that people would write at our local food maxx. try the shit people would shit on the floor there. working there was a horrible experience

My daughter was about 4 at the time, just learning to read. As those with daughters know, when they're that little, you take them into the men's bathroom. She sits down to pee, while I wait, and I hear (very loudly), "Dada, what does F-U-C-.." I interrupted with "Nothing, honey, just go pee". (A moment of silence passes) Again, loudly, "Dada, what does N-I-G-G-E-..." Me (loudly this time) "JUST FINISH PEEING WE HAVE TO GET GROCERIES".

Education happens in the strangest places, sometimes.

Haha that's priceless.

Sent from my phone.

Here I sit broken hearted, came to shit but only farted.

Porthole to Mexico (arrow into tank)

Mexican space shuttle (in port-a-jon)

here's one i wrote this last winter when we were told we had to pour mud in negative temps.

"It's ten below and here i sit;
in this shack to take a shit.
i wish we had a place with heat
because my ass has frozen to the seat
the snow is blowing in through the walls
and i hope some day i find my balls."

written on right wall "Look left"

written on left wall "Look right"



i was in there for an hour trying to figure out what the hell i was supposed to be looking at!!

I always laugh when I see the ones that say something like "I screwed your mom last night". Who the hell has the time to write this stuff?

Sent from my phone.

"What're you looking up here for? The jokes in your hand"

Redbeard wrote:"What're you looking up here for? The jokes in your hand"

I lol'd for real.