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Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:53 pm
by Tomkat
After a long day of work, I came home to this

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1364608313.616623.jpg


That used to be my mailbox.



Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:55 pm
by goodkarmarising
That sucks. Maybe you need to set up a snare on your next mailbox.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:57 pm
by rebelp74
Probably some asshole kids fresh off a new driver's lisence. That sucks bud. Put a trail cam out close to it and maybe you'll get a lisence plate #.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:00 pm
by Bulldog0156
Tomkat wrote:After a long day of work, I came home to this

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1364608313.616623.jpg


That used to be my mailbox.



Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.

Looks like it'll buff out

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:05 pm
by ManlyMan
TK sorry man that sucks

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:05 pm
by jehler
My ole man has a killer set of tools

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:09 pm
by waterfowlman
Get an 8 foot steel "digging bar". Hammer it 4 feet into the ground and then slip the mailbox pipe over it. Next car that hits it will still be there when you get home.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:12 pm
by MuddyWaterWarlock
TK! Quick look in your picture, some guy is running away, I can see his feet! If you hurry you can catch them! Yep, still there, I will keep an eye out for you!

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:18 pm
by The Duck Hammer
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:TK! Quick look in your picture, some guy is running away, I can see his feet! If you hurry you can catch them! Yep, still there, I will keep an eye out for you!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:19 pm
by 3legged_lab
Maybe someone was leaving in a hurry. Did you get home early today?

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:21 pm
by Bufflehead
hntfsh got your ass

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:22 pm
by waterfowlman
3legged_lab wrote:Maybe someone was leaving in a hurry. Did you get home early today?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:23 pm
by assateague
Bufflehead wrote:hntfsh got your ass


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:24 pm
by 3legged_lab
Bufflehead wrote:hntfsh got your ass

Nice!

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:31 pm
by Tiler_J
Tomkat wrote:After a long day of work, I came home to this

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1364608313.616623.jpg


That used to be my mailbox.



Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.

Actually, it still is your mailbox. :lol:

One of my parents friends had the same problem, their mailbox kept getting ran over or hit with a baseball bat. Last time it got hit, they dug up the post and made a new mailbox out of 1/4 inch steel. The mailbox is welded to a piece of pipe that is about 6 inch diameter with 1/4 inch walls. They sunk it in the ground in about 3 feet of concrete. They painted it up really nice too.

About 4 months after they put it in, they heard someone drive up and stop at their mailbox. The husband watched as a kid got out of the car and took a swing at their new mailbox with an aluminum bat. He managed to chip the paint, but couldn't hold on to the bat. :lol: He is still waiting to see if someone will try to run it over.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 9:49 pm
by NuffDaddy
Bufflehead wrote:hntfsh got your ass

:lol::clap:


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Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:21 pm
by Flightstopper
assateague wrote:
Bufflehead wrote:hntfsh got your ass


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Post of the month.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 10:33 pm
by Olly
Growing up we had this problem on my street from some HS kids. I remember our neighbor took some truck coils and welded them together then put some kind of cover over it. I think a large diameter rubber hose. Then attached a mailbox filled with concrete, the spring action was supposed to hit the car as they drove by and hit the box. I'm not sure how well it worked out.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:00 pm
by Tomkat
My first reaction was to make something that would kill the next idiot who ran it over. Careful investigation makes me think that someone backed over it as they were turning around. They also ran over my culvert and went in the ditch.

Second one in two years. Pisses me off that no one has the decency to take credit and apologize.

So the problem is if some douche hits my pole and is injured I am liable. Trust me I would like to make someone pay a price for it. Instead I have to look at the bigger picture and avoid court.

I am leaning towards an upside down L shaped pipe reaching out to the street. It would be mounted on a base of a larger diameter so that the box will move on a hinge action when the next idiot hits it or bats it. I will make a tough ass box and paint it hunter orange.

Fuckers. I bet it was Hntfsh or Copterdick. They were both jealous of Brandy anyway.


Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:02 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Make sure you set it deep so they cant just run over it again.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Fri Mar 29, 2013 11:25 pm
by assateague
Tomkat wrote:My first reaction was to make something that would kill the next idiot who ran it over. Careful investigation makes me think that someone backed over it as they were turning around. They also ran over my culvert and went in the ditch.

Second one in two years. Pisses me off that no one has the decency to take credit and apologize.

So the problem is if some douche hits my pole and is injured I am liable. Trust me I would like to make someone pay a price for it. Instead I have to look at the bigger picture and avoid court.

I am leaning towards an upside down L shaped pipe reaching out to the street. It would be mounted on a base of a larger diameter so that the box will move on a hinge action when the next idiot hits it or bats it. I will make a tough ass box and paint it hunter orange.

Fuckers. I bet it was Hntfsh or Copterdick. They were both jealous of Brandy anyway.


Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.



Don't do that. If you do, they'll "discover" it, and keep driving by all night hitting that bitch like a Johnny Bench Batter-Up, for those who remember that contraption.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:09 am
by banknote
Tomkat wrote:So the problem is if some douche hits my pole and is injured I am liable. Trust me I would like to make someone pay a price for it. Instead I have to look at the bigger picture and avoid court.

Unfortunately, I think you're right about this. I had a neighbor growing up who was being targeted and had this same concern. They wound up building a brick mailbox sort of "house," and the fucking vandals just blew it up.

I like your hinge idea.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:19 pm
by Tomkat
Talked to mail carrier today. Got regs on mail box and stopped service for now.


Sent from an undisclosed location in central Kansas.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 2:49 pm
by Bulldog0156
Could you design something so that it breaks off near the base fairly easily so that hopefully the box doesn't explode but yet have a sturdy enough base so that it destroys the bottom of their car as they drive over it?

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:00 pm
by The Duck Hammer
That would work. Same principal as the brake away sign posts on roads. Decide how much you want sticking up and then weld two plates on the pieces of pipes and bolt them together.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:06 pm
by 3legged_lab
Or maybe claymores on either side?

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:46 pm
by assateague
I love claymores. Those are the one thing that I would like to have, over automatic weapons, grenades, anything. Claymores are bad ass.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:54 pm
by rebelp74
The best alarm system out there. Let's you know when they are on the perimeter and one helluva deterent.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 4:30 pm
by aunt betty
We had same problem. Sorry but building the indestructible mail box will only kill the next drunk that runs it over and consider it might be you or someone you love.
They had to make an ordinance here to prevent all the fort knox mail boxes.
Keep it simple. Use a 5-gallon bucket, a 4x4 , some sacrete and a new mail box.
Move on and dont sweat the little stuff.

Re: Lot's of jack offs in the world

PostPosted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 5:13 pm
by 3legged_lab
If a drunk kills himself on my mailbox I won't lose any sleep because it could have just as easily been the telephone pole or oncoming traffic. At least if its the mailbox it won't be an innocent pedestrian going with him.