Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:45 pmHar har
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Duck Dynasty
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Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:45 pmHar har
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 8:17 pmCleaver
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:09 pmNot too many people know the play Ducklet.
I know that one is bad, but it's the best I could come up with for Shakespeare and a duck
sent from a phancy fone
I know that one is bad, but it's the best I could come up with for Shakespeare and a duck
sent from a phancy fone
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:24 pm"I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another"
-Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 1
-Hamlet, Act 3 Scene 1
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:36 pm"Yet among any men, thine own being standest among giants, nor forsake thine family honour yet with mercurial fortune"
-Othello, Act 5, Scene II
-Othello, Act 5, Scene II
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:41 pmI don't know what the fuck you guys are talking bout, and that makes me proud.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:45 pm"Blow winds, and crack your cheeks!"
- King Lear Act 3 Scene 2
- King Lear Act 3 Scene 2
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:47 pmMy favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:04 pmjehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line
Macbeth was good but its tough to beat Othello if they cast the right person for Iago.
All that comes to mind when I think of the Merchant of Venice is Al Pacino screaming "Duckets!"
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:16 pmjehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line
I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:33 pm"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"
Peepers Act 1, scene 1
Peepers Act 1, scene 1
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:39 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:"But hark! What light through yonder window breaks? Tis' the neighbors bedroom light and his Frau doth changeth her frock this late spring eve"
Peepers Act 1, scene 1
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:40 pmYou've seen that one too??!
Lol
Lol
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:44 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:You've seen that one too??!
Lol
Its just that yours was the only one I can understand.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:48 pm"Forsooth, thou sayest not of the heart, but of the strings of destiny rather in thine own time"
-Henry VII, Act 2, Scene III
-Henry VII, Act 2, Scene III
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:12 pm"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"
Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4
Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:27 pmDost thou get low?
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:30 pmDost thou twerketh?
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:38 pmCan thou say, "3, 6, 9, damn this winch be fine"?
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:38 pmWhere was this for the 100k thread?
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2013 11:40 pmI think that ManlyMan would enjoy the pic Olly posted in his den. It is about as alpha as they come, maybe a spoonbill could make it a little more alpah.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 3:53 amDeadEye_Dan wrote:Dost thou twerketh?
And you don't like Haihu?????
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:38 amif I had my old phone back this would be child's playassateague wrote:jehler wrote:My favorite was Macbeth, but I'd be lying if I said I remembered a single line
I don't either. But I can make shit up all night.
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Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:39 am Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:39 amFor real loling.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:14 am"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"
Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"
Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 12:40 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"
Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2
Methinks Dan has too much time on his hands. Regardless.
Re: Duck Dynasty
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 2:13 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:"From thou yonder window, towards thy wall. Continueth, 'til the perspiration runneth down mine balls. Whence all thy females crawl. Awwwe skete', skete' materfucker. Awe skete', skete' gotdamneth"
Musings of a Black Man, Act 3, scene 4
DeadEye_Dan wrote:"Hark! Be thou females in thine parlor, fornicating. Thee shall remain until the third hour, What therefore shall I doest? Shite! Thou dost have a portion of prophylactics and mine companions doth as well.
Douse the lantern! Shut the clapboards! Thou dost not lovest thy harlot? Thee shall imbibe an mere ounce, hooligans up, harlots down, whilst thy materfuckers dance a bit"
Spirits and Fruit Extracts, Act 1, scene 2
fucking quality right there!