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Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:04 am**

She is looking for a date on match.com. I sincerely hope she gets matched up with an ex-con like herself.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:28 am**

For real?

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:47 am**

Now's your chance

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:51 am**

Olly wrote:Now's your chance

:lol:
Does she still have money?

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:53 am**

More than you.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:07 pm**

I'd do her.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 12:30 pm**

Get on match.com.
Tell her you are a strong outdoorsy (smelling) type of man that is looking for a good cook that can clean and sew.

Might add that your name is Bubba and you spent 3-6 in Joliet. Tell her you know how to handle a female inmate and make him /her feel like a (Prison QUEEN) woman.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:41 pm**

I wonder what the inside of her jail cell looked like. Probably really nice.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:11 pm**

I'd toss her salad and make her m head dutchess

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:37 pm**

jehler wrote:I'd toss her salad and make her m head dutchess

X2. I love her. She made a cameo on that NPR car show with the two brothers. She sounded so sweet.

Posted: **Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:59 pm**

Those car talk guys are the shit.

Posted: **Wed May 01, 2013 7:25 am**

If you really want to date Martha...tune in to the Today Show. She'll be on-line shopping for a MAN this morning. You might score...never know.

You have to be aware that the lady profits off of everything she does. PLAN on getting butt-raped AND paying for it. It'll be fun.

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