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I can't believe this is real

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 02, 2013 8:13 pm

Masturbation Month with a masturbate-a-thon, this is kinda funny.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Flightstopper » Thu May 02, 2013 8:17 pm

Even better coming straight from the source of jerk offs at huff post.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby aunt betty » Fri May 03, 2013 7:14 am

What the next month? Clean off your shoes month?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 7:23 am

prizes like (1) "Most Creative Fantasy," (2) "Most Pleasure Connections," and (3) "Most Money Raised"


My nominations are:
1. Jehler
2. Myself
3. Magic Mike
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Pungo » Fri May 03, 2013 9:42 am

"Profits go to local sex education groups, ScrewSmart and Pleasure Rush!."
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I wish they had a group come when I was in school to teach sex ed called "ScrewSmart."
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 12:05 pm

Woody wrote:
prizes like (1) "Most Creative Fantasy," (2) "Most Pleasure Connections," and (3) "Most Money Raised"


My nominations are:
1. Jehler
2. Myself
3. Magic Mike



Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 12:52 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
prizes like (1) "Most Creative Fantasy," (2) "Most Pleasure Connections," and (3) "Most Money Raised"


My nominations are:
1. Jehler
2. Myself
3. Magic Mike



Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:


:ugeek: ≠ Woody :thumbsup:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 1:05 pm

Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
prizes like (1) "Most Creative Fantasy," (2) "Most Pleasure Connections," and (3) "Most Money Raised"


My nominations are:
1. Jehler
2. Myself
3. Magic Mike



Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:


:ugeek: ≠ Woody :thumbsup:


Is Magic even on this site?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 1:41 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
prizes like (1) "Most Creative Fantasy," (2) "Most Pleasure Connections," and (3) "Most Money Raised"


My nominations are:
1. Jehler
2. Myself
3. Magic Mike



Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:


:ugeek: ≠ Woody :thumbsup:


Is Magic even on this site?


I don't think so, but it does not affect the outcome of the competition.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 1:46 pm

Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:[/quote]

:ugeek: ≠ Woody :thumbsup:[/quote]

Is Magic even on this site?[/quote]

I don't think so, but it does not affect the outcome of the competition.[/quote]

Happy Friday Woody :beer:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 1:57 pm

AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Woody- Do you wear heavy prescription glasses? :mrgreen:


:ugeek: ≠ Woody :thumbsup:


Is Magic even on this site?


I don't think so, but it does not affect the outcome of the competition.


Happy Friday Woody :beer:


Happy Friday AK :beer:

1 more hour and I'm on the lake casting lines :fishing:

Maybe I will slide over to the sand bar and pick up chicks if the fish are not biting... well I would if the water was warmer...
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 2:00 pm

Happy Friday Woody :beer:[/quote]

Happy Friday AK :beer:

1 more hour and I'm on the lake casting lines :fishing:

Maybe I will slide over to the sand bar and pick up chicks if the fish are not biting... well I would if the water was warmer...[/quote]

What was the final verdict- fishing with Jehler or going to the cool name lake?
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 2:09 pm

AKPirate wrote:
What was the final verdict- fishing with Jehler or going to the cool name lake?


Not sure... that is up to Jehler and Titz (?)...

Titz is going to pick that boat up at 7 tonight, so I doubt he will be down for a 9 hour trip after that.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 2:13 pm

Woody wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
What was the final verdict- fishing with Jehler or going to the cool name lake?


Not sure... that is up to Jehler and Titz (?)...

Titz is going to pick that boat up at 7 tonight, so I doubt he will be down for a 9 hour trip after that.


Looked like John was already at the lake. You may be able to see if they are catching anything other than a buzz now.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Fri May 03, 2013 2:22 pm

That was a Jobsite, cabin is at the other end, no drinking here yet.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby AKPirate » Fri May 03, 2013 2:24 pm

jehler wrote:That was a Jobsite, cabin is at the other end, no drinking here yet.


Looking forward to seeing the carnage this weekend John! :mrgreen:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Fri May 03, 2013 2:24 pm

Tonight may be a spearing/bowfishing night if it lays down, I'll take vid of we go.

Woody and titz you all are welcome to come up, it is a haul though, seriously you all should do it sometime once you get the boat set up
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 2:34 pm

jehler wrote:Tonight may be a spearing/bowfishing night if it lays down, I'll take vid of we go.

Woody and titz you all are welcome to come up, it is a haul though, seriously you all should do it sometime once you get the boat set up


spearing/bowfishing night + beer/crown = awesome

Rain check... I think we will make the trip before the summer is out, but titz has a full plate this weekend.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 2:35 pm

jehler wrote:That was a Jobsite, cabin is at the other end, no drinking here yet.


Excuses... I am at work still and I have been lit for 2 or 3 hours now.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Fri May 03, 2013 2:42 pm

Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:That was a Jobsite, cabin is at the other end, no drinking here yet.


Excuses... I am at work still and I have been lit for 2 or 3 hours now.
if I drank at work I'd end up like flints Mexican
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 2:47 pm

jehler wrote:
Woody wrote:
jehler wrote:That was a Jobsite, cabin is at the other end, no drinking here yet.


Excuses... I am at work still and I have been lit for 2 or 3 hours now.
if I drank at work I'd end up like flints Mexican


It is a little less personally dangerous to sit at a desk under the influence.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Fri May 03, 2013 2:52 pm

Who am I kidding, drunken chain sawing is practically a family tradition
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby NuffDaddy » Fri May 03, 2013 2:58 pm

jehler wrote:Tonight may be a spearing/bowfishing night if it lays down, I'll take vid of we go.

Woody and titz you all are welcome to come up, it is a haul though, seriously you all should do it sometime once you get the boat set up

Carp are everywhere in the bay right now. Good luck if you go. I'm going just about everyday next week.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Woody » Fri May 03, 2013 2:58 pm

jehler wrote:Who am I kidding, drunken chain sawing is practically a family tradition

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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sat May 04, 2013 11:47 pm

jehler wrote:Tonight may be a spearing/bowfishing night if it lays down, I'll take vid of we go.

Woody and titz you all are welcome to come up, it is a haul though, seriously you all should do it sometime once you get the boat set up


When I can get a boat set up, we'll come. I'd like to meet ya and learn how to catch fish up there.

I've checked the boat out already, will be float testing her at 8am, if she is leak free I told him I'd take her. Hoping all goes smooth, it's a good deal on a big, wide boat.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sat May 04, 2013 11:50 pm

Woody wrote: titz has a full plate


My plate is full, and my cup runneth over.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby Botiz630 » Sun May 05, 2013 2:18 pm

Well, didn't buy the boat this morning, had a few leaks I wasn't interested in fooling with. C'est la vie.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun May 05, 2013 2:43 pm

You don't have to fix leaks, just install a bilge pump.
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby waterfowlman » Sun May 05, 2013 3:17 pm

3legged_lab wrote:You don't have to fix leaks, just install a bilge pump.


And buy a bucket. The best bilge pump in the world is a scared man with a bucket. :lol:
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Re: I can't believe this is real

Postby jehler » Sun May 05, 2013 3:23 pm

Botiz630 wrote:Well, didn't buy the boat this morning, had a few leaks I wasn't interested in fooling with. C'est la vie.
your not as dumb as woods makes you out to be titz, what's your ideal boats criteria and I'll keep my eyes open?
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