Olly n Stan

[aunt betty]

Watching them om MeTV. This is anorher fine mess you've gotten us into Olly.

[Olly]

WTF

Sent from my phone.

[Redbeard]

Ha! Come on Olly you don't get it

[assateague]

Love those guys.

[Olly]

Nope never heard of Olly and Stan.

Sent from my phone.

[aunt betty]

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
NOW do u get it?

[aunt betty]

They were piano movers in the alps. They got to a foot bridge, got half-way across when a gorilla jumps on the bridge and starts swinging it until it breaks. Funny stuff.

Is your name Olly or Oliver? I suspect your parents are or were Laurel and Hardy fans.

[aunt betty]

My name...
Was argued about until I was around six yrs old.
My father's mother named all my cousins. She wanted my name to be Edward Michael. She was saving the name Michael for my uncle's son. It's a catholic thing.
That is why there are TWO Mike Ries's.
Stupid but my mom changed my name to piss off her mother in law.
True story.

One day my mom got out my birth certificate and rubbed it in grannies face. Then said his name is Michael Edward...see?
My grandmother called me Eddie until she died. I hated that.

[The Mad Duck]

So your name was Eddie Betty?

[Olly]

Wait. Your mom changed your name when you were 6?

[aunt betty]

No. She changed my name just as I was born. Didnt tell my dad's mom until after Michael John (my cousin) was born. Get it?
Started a family feud. Made me black sheep cuz I insisted my name is effing Mike. Not eddie.
My father called me Eddie in front of his mom til she died.
I told my dad many times I dont like that name and its NOT mine.
Sore spot.
Eddie Spaghetti and Eddie Munster...hated that.
My name is Sue, how do you do?
NOT EDDIE YOU EFFING RETARD!

[FlintRiverFowler]

That's just fuckin mental.

[3legged_lab]

No. She changed my name just as I was born. Didnt tell my dad's mom until after Michael John (my cousin) was born. Get it?
Started a family feud. Made me black sheep cuz I insisted my name is effing Mike. Not eddie.
My father called me Eddie in front of his mom til she died.
I told my dad many times I dont like that name and its NOT mine.
Sore spot.
Eddie Spaghetti and Eddie Munster...hated that.
My name is Sue, how do you do?
NOT EDDIE YOU EFFING RETARD!

Like "Hatfield v McCoy" type of feud or "you're not invited over for thanksgiving" type of feud?

[jehler]

No. She changed my name just as I was born. Didnt tell my dad's mom until after Michael John (my cousin) was born. Get it?
Started a family feud. Made me black sheep cuz I insisted my name is effing Mike. Not eddie.
My father called me Eddie in front of his mom til she died.
I told my dad many times I dont like that name and its NOT mine.
Sore spot.
Eddie Spaghetti and Eddie Munster...hated that.
My name is Sue, how do you do?
NOT EDDIE YOU EFFING RETARD!

sheesh, lighten up Eddie

[The Mad Duck]

sheesh, lighten up Eddie

It is a pity Eddie Betty's middle name wasnt Frances.

A classic line from one of my favorite all time movies

Psycho: The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon: Ooooooh.
Psycho: You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

[DeadEye_Dan]

http://youtu.be/XMxAATsf088

[aunt betty]

A picture of olly n stan.

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[aunt betty]

No. She changed my name just as I was born. Didnt tell my dad's mom until after Michael John (my cousin) was born. Get it?
Started a family feud. Made me black sheep cuz I insisted my name is effing Mike. Not eddie.
My father called me Eddie in front of his mom til she died.
I told my dad many times I dont like that name and its NOT mine.
Sore spot.
Eddie Spaghetti and Eddie Munster...hated that.
My name is Sue, how do you do?
NOT EDDIE YOU EFFING RETARD!

Like "Hatfield v McCoy" type of feud or "you're not invited over for thanksgiving" type of feud?

Exactly. When family needs something from me they use the word family. Any other time am an outcast in my own family.
They say its me. I say ITS THEM.

Dirty laundry. Not sure what triggered me into doing it. (I know) but it would hurt someone if I said.
I am NOT invited to thanksgiving. They want ME to invite them and provide dinner and entertainment so I can get shunned the other 364 days.

Biggest arguement ever with my dad was on thanksgiving.
I asked him how long a football field is. He said 100 yards. I said ,"YOU ARE WRONG" and it was on...
A field is 120 cuz of the end zones.
He argued it was a bad question and said what about Canadian football.
I said, " it is thanksgiving and we are watching american."
They just scored a td right before I asked. It was a trick question and he fell in head first.
His head is HUGE.

[aunt betty]

Lighten up francis: