The great frog hunt and jumping contest
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 1:50 pmWhen I was a younger man I used to hunt jumpin frogs. You know, to win that contest?
I caught me a tadpole and raised him up. He got bigger and bigger....AND BIGGER.
The first jumpin contest he won was good. He hopped clean into the next township in one massive leap. He was just warmin up.
Willy was his name.
Later when he got a lil bigger we started doing real jumpin contests. The big one. Yup. Calavaras county.
Willy jumped to the next state and clearly was the winner but he saw a female frog where he landed in Arkansas. Had a little trouble collecting the prize cuz they eloped on me.
Willy got so big he started crushing ppl so I had to retire him after he kilt half a dozen.
People started saying the phrase "he gives me the willies" because Willy was kinda creepy.
I caught me a tadpole and raised him up. He got bigger and bigger....AND BIGGER.
The first jumpin contest he won was good. He hopped clean into the next township in one massive leap. He was just warmin up.
Willy was his name.
Later when he got a lil bigger we started doing real jumpin contests. The big one. Yup. Calavaras county.
Willy jumped to the next state and clearly was the winner but he saw a female frog where he landed in Arkansas. Had a little trouble collecting the prize cuz they eloped on me.
Willy got so big he started crushing ppl so I had to retire him after he kilt half a dozen.
People started saying the phrase "he gives me the willies" because Willy was kinda creepy.
