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Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 10:41 am

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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby aunt betty » Wed May 15, 2013 10:49 am

Is that the lady-sized one? :popcorn:
I only said that cuz I'm jealous. :thumbsup:
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Postby flight control » Wed May 15, 2013 11:10 am

Better hope Bubba doesn't see you touching his bike.
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed May 15, 2013 11:12 am

ManlyMan wrote:
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Are those elbow pads on your jacket?
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby aunt betty » Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 am

Doc, before you start the engine. MAYBE you should listen to this song. If you don't watch out, it COULD be about you.
Ray Stevens, "Speed Ball"
Enjoy.

"Just for a thrill he passed on a hill and.....BLAP right into a truck". :mrgreen:
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Postby The Duck Hammer » Wed May 15, 2013 12:02 pm

Where's the training wheels?
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Flightstopper » Wed May 15, 2013 12:21 pm

Opened this thread thinking you ditched blondie and picked up a new girlfriend.
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 12:24 pm

Flightstopper wrote:Opened this thread thinking you ditched blondie and picked up a new girlfriend.


Haha, I'll admit I chuckled.
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 3:20 pm

The guy I drunkenly asked if I could sit on his bike.

Oddly enough when I asked if I could sit in it and have my picture taken he said I had to take a pic of him and the rando girl that was standing there. I have no contact info so now I a pic of a black dude and a random chick on a motorcycle.

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Postby Woody » Wed May 15, 2013 4:17 pm

ManlyMan wrote:The guy I drunkenly asked if I could sit on his bike.

Oddly enough when I asked if I could sit in it and have my picture taken he said I had to take a pic of him and the rando girl that was standing there. I have no contact info so now I a pic of a black dude and a random chick on a motorcycle.

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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby assateague » Wed May 15, 2013 4:23 pm

You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Botiz630 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:14 pm

assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.


Looks like he'd have to get that fellas hand out of the way first.
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Postby Mornin Beef » Wed May 15, 2013 6:20 pm

Who's bike is it? I'm confused.
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Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:24 pm

When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(
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Postby Mornin Beef » Wed May 15, 2013 6:28 pm

rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Pretty sure this is a x2 here.
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Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:33 pm

rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Harley's are for fags
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Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:36 pm

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rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Harley's are for fags

So is the term Alpha when used to refer to ones self.
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Postby assateague » Wed May 15, 2013 6:48 pm

rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.
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Postby Redbeard » Wed May 15, 2013 6:51 pm

assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.
I concur
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 6:54 pm

assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.
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Postby Goldfish » Wed May 15, 2013 6:58 pm

Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.
I concur

I concur as well doctor

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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed May 15, 2013 7:01 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.


This is leading to banana hammocks being alpha. Got to be careful here fellas. Some lines shall not be crossed.
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Postby rebelp74 » Wed May 15, 2013 7:02 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.


This is leading to banana hammocks being alpha. Got to be careful here fellas. Some lines shall not be crossed.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby aunt betty » Wed May 15, 2013 9:34 pm

My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
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Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 10:06 pm

Just found 7 ticks on me just sitting here watching TV.
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Postby ManlyMan » Wed May 15, 2013 10:18 pm

2 more
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Goldfish » Wed May 15, 2013 10:21 pm

aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Redbeard » Wed May 15, 2013 10:23 pm

ManlyMan wrote:2 more
shit doc you been rolling round out in da woods or what??
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Bulldog0156 » Wed May 15, 2013 10:27 pm

Goldfish wrote:
aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

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They were giant chunks of shit.
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

Postby Goldfish » Wed May 15, 2013 10:32 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

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They were giant chunks of shit.
that were loud and slow, but the ideas were pretty cool with the tank in frame and the brake rotors being on the edge of the rim.

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