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Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:41 am
by ManlyMan
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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:49 am
by aunt betty
Is that the lady-sized one? :popcorn:
I only said that cuz I'm jealous. :thumbsup:

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:10 am
by flight control
Better hope Bubba doesn't see you touching his bike.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:12 am
by MuddyWaterWarlock
ManlyMan wrote:
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Are those elbow pads on your jacket?

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 11:31 am
by aunt betty
Doc, before you start the engine. MAYBE you should listen to this song. If you don't watch out, it COULD be about you.
Ray Stevens, "Speed Ball"
Enjoy.

"Just for a thrill he passed on a hill and.....BLAP right into a truck". :mrgreen:

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:02 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Where's the training wheels?

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:21 pm
by Flightstopper
Opened this thread thinking you ditched blondie and picked up a new girlfriend.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 12:24 pm
by ManlyMan
Flightstopper wrote:Opened this thread thinking you ditched blondie and picked up a new girlfriend.


Haha, I'll admit I chuckled.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 3:20 pm
by ManlyMan
The guy I drunkenly asked if I could sit on his bike.

Oddly enough when I asked if I could sit in it and have my picture taken he said I had to take a pic of him and the rando girl that was standing there. I have no contact info so now I a pic of a black dude and a random chick on a motorcycle.

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Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:17 pm
by Woody
ManlyMan wrote:The guy I drunkenly asked if I could sit on his bike.

Oddly enough when I asked if I could sit in it and have my picture taken he said I had to take a pic of him and the rando girl that was standing there. I have no contact info so now I a pic of a black dude and a random chick on a motorcycle.

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You are not upset about that.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 4:23 pm
by assateague
You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:14 pm
by Botiz630
assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.


Looks like he'd have to get that fellas hand out of the way first.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:20 pm
by Mornin Beef
Who's bike is it? I'm confused.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:24 pm
by rebelp74
When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:28 pm
by Mornin Beef
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Pretty sure this is a x2 here.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:33 pm
by Bulldog0156
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Harley's are for fags

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:36 pm
by rebelp74
Bulldog0156 wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(

Harley's are for fags

So is the term Alpha when used to refer to ones self.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:48 pm
by assateague
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:51 pm
by Redbeard
assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.
I concur

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:54 pm
by rebelp74
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 6:58 pm
by Goldfish
Redbeard wrote:
assateague wrote:You should've banged that redhead. She's hot.
I concur

I concur as well doctor

sent from a phancy fone

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:01 pm
by Mornin Beef
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.


This is leading to banana hammocks being alpha. Got to be careful here fellas. Some lines shall not be crossed.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 7:02 pm
by rebelp74
Mornin Beef wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
rebelp74 wrote:When I first opened this thread, I was excited for Doc. Then realized he didn't "alpha" up and ditch the mo-ped. :(



Takes far more of an alpha to ride a scooter. Fact. Just like wearing crocs.

The truth.


This is leading to banana hammocks being alpha. Got to be careful here fellas. Some lines shall not be crossed.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 9:34 pm
by aunt betty
My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:06 pm
by ManlyMan
Just found 7 ticks on me just sitting here watching TV.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:18 pm
by ManlyMan
2 more

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:21 pm
by Goldfish
aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

sent from a phancy fone

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:23 pm
by Redbeard
ManlyMan wrote:2 more
shit doc you been rolling round out in da woods or what??

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:27 pm
by Bulldog0156
Goldfish wrote:
aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

sent from a phancy fone

They were giant chunks of shit.

Re: Guys, I got a new hog.

PostPosted: Wed May 15, 2013 10:32 pm
by Goldfish
Bulldog0156 wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
aunt betty wrote:My sister in law has a bike. That weird off-brand that is expensive.
Afraid to shred the word attempting to spell it. Buell?

She looks like a bull dyke on her bike in her 'riding costume'. lol

Real men never worry about the pecking order and who the alpha in the group is.
It's usually obvious and needs no discussion at all.
It is very un-alpha to even use the word alpha.
It might be a LONG long time before I use that word again.
Buells are not expensive. They also aren't made any more. They had a cool idea with the xB with the frame, but poorly executed by Harley

sent from a phancy fone

They were giant chunks of shit.
that were loud and slow, but the ideas were pretty cool with the tank in frame and the brake rotors being on the edge of the rim.

sent from a phancy fone