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My work mates and I get Powerball tickets when its over $100 million.

One time we hit to the tune of $186

Last night, we broke even and got our money back.

Rolling it back in for Saturdays big drawing.

If I win, I am going to buy an Emerald collar for Brandy and give the rest of it to the church.



Well, not all of it, I have a few fucktards I want to go out of my way to even scores with, and big money would bring out the creative side in me.

And there would be new boats and trucks for all members of the Kansas Killin Krew.

And a lot of shotguns passed out to my friends on WFF

I have never bought a lotto ticket... My plan is one day I will wake up and I will know today is the day... I will then go buy 1 ticket, hand in my 2 week, and then just relax.


If it is over 100 mill I would imagine there would be quite a few people on here invited to hunt a private duck club that I would purchase shortly after winning.

Woody wrote:I have never bought a lotto ticket... My plan is one day I will wake up and I will know today is the day... I will then go buy 1 ticket, hand in my 2 week, and then just relax.


If it is over 100 mill I would imagine there would be quite a few people on here invited to hunt a private duck club that I would purchase shortly after winning.

I can show you what to buy. It would severely piss off some guys I know but it's not the first time a millionaire bought the ground they were leasing.

Go win that money and I'll show you which field to buy. It's somewhere in Arkansas. I'll be wanting a $100k finder's fee.
The baited field is gunna cost extra.

In my head I read the title as "a few winning hashtags"

3legged_lab wrote:In my head I read the title as "a few winning hashtags"

me too

Couldn't even fathom what I'd do with that winning. I saw somewhere that the winner could spend $18k a day for the next 30 years

# = number
# = pound
# = box
and
# = hashtag

Could we possibly make the symbol more ambiguous?
Technology. Great isn't it?

i find it funny and sad that both "church" and "fuck" can be found in the same sentence.

#twochicksatthesametime

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I know exactly what I'd do if I won the lotto.
I would move to a TINY little town in Arkansas.
Cash or Egypt.
I like that area and it's dirt poor.
Would build the towns UP into really nice communities. Make sure they had the nicest churches and everything.
I'd spend the whole thing enriching someone else.
That is why The Lord enables you to become wealthy in the first place. Can't take it with you.
If more people felt this way...the world would be better off.
Wealth is for sharing.

jarbo03 wrote:#twochicksatthesametime

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love that line

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:i find it funny and sad that both "church" and "fuck" can be found in the same sentence.

I think you better re-read my original post. Not in the same sentence.

Redbeard wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:#twochicksonecup

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love that video

Fify

jarbo03 wrote:#twochicksatthesametime

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#thatwasthebesthashtagever

Pay off my folks house.

Buy my father a Maserati.

Pay off my 4 best friends med school debt

Establish an education trust for my family and all of its future generations. No one will ever pay for any schooling.

Purchase a badass ranch of EPIC hunting quality.

Buy a ritzy condo in the city to appease my lady who will hate the ranch.

ManlyMan wrote:Pay off my folks house.

Buy my father a Maserati.

Pay off my 4 best friends med school debt

Establish an education trust for my family and all of its future generations. No one will ever pay for any schooling.

Purchase a badass ranch of EPIC hunting quality.

Buy a ritzy condo in the city to appease my lady who will hate the ranch.
HONOR MY DUCK CLUB PLEDGE TO TOMKAT

FIFY

I cant believe there is a 550,000,000 kiddie for this thing. Got to buy a ticket. I will buy Lake Okoochobee

Can't forget my ol pledge to tomkat. But don't hold your breath. That's decades away.

Also have to add KU basketball season tickets. Not because I give a flying flip, because my lady would demand them. I'd get 4 and since I don't have much interest is be leaving two at will call for jarbo just about every time.

ManlyMan wrote:Can't forget my ol pledge to tomkat. But don't hold your breath. That's decades away.

Also have to add KU basketball season tickets. Not because I give a flying flip, because my lady would demand them. I'd get 4 and since I don't have much interest is be leaving two at will call for jarbo just about every time.

Geez your just like Ricky Bobby

Just bought 2 tickets.

If I won I'd buy a big ass ranch on the rocky mountain front and probably a couple sections in eastern MT.

Bulldog0156 wrote:If I won I'd buy a big ass ranch on the rocky mountain front and probably a couple sections in eastern MT.

Wow. Bad move. Unless your starting a militia you got to get on Lake Ontario and cottage up on the south fork of Long Island bro.

Fuck lake ontario and fuck long island.

ManlyMan wrote:Can't forget my ol pledge to tomkat. But don't hold your breath. That's decades away.

Also have to add KU basketball season tickets. Not because I give a flying flip, because my lady would demand them. I'd get 4 and since I don't have much interest is be leaving two at will call for jarbo just about every time.

You're a good man!



Y'all would be welcome to join me in western KS, I have a feeling the NCH would be kicked up a notch or two.

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Power Ball is around a half a billion right now. If I should win this coming drawing. The first thing I'd do is pay off all of my family and close friends "loans, mortgages, and debt" they have accumulated. Then After that It's Fuckin GAME ON BOYS!!! I'D buy out one of the high dollar duck clubs out here and turn that joint into a down to earth good ol boys club, family and hunting buddy's would be set for the rest of their hunting carrers.... A few places come to mind off the top of my head . It would be like " Chaddy Shack Two" up in this bitch!!! Then I would buy a ranch thats for sale right now on the coast. 18,000 acres of bad ass.Trophy blacktail deer, pure russain boar, tule elk, and massive flocks of turkeys. I would hold an annual WFN big game and Waterfowl hunt each year. It would be AWESOME!

Bulldog0156 wrote:Fuck lake ontario and fuck long island.

Guess where I would live if I was a half billionaire????

YESSIR, right here on my ranch. I would just buy all my neighbors out.

I would go buy more storage units.

If any of y'all win will ya let me ride along? I can make some awesome biscuits and sausage gravy and a whole variety of other poor people food. When you get sick of the "lah tee dah" crowd, remember me.

Now, if I should win, and I'm on my knees praying...like I said earlier, Egypt and Cash, Arkansas will become really nice places to live (again).

Please God, let me win this thing and show the world what to do with all their extra "Cash".
Cash, Arkansas Baby!

aunt betty wrote:If any of y'all win will ya let me ride along? I can make some awesome biscuits and sausage gravy and a whole variety of other poor people food. When you get sick of the "lah tee dah" crowd, remember me.

NO. You will be running my Arkanasas duck club, that is a full time job.

What ever you do, make sure you have some decent coffee for me when I am there hunting.

Tomkat wrote:

aunt betty wrote:If any of y'all win will ya let me ride along? I can make some awesome biscuits and sausage gravy and a whole variety of other poor people food. When you get sick of the "lah tee dah" crowd, remember me.

NO. You will be running my Arkanasas duck club, that is a full time job.

What ever you do, make sure you have some decent coffee for me when I am there hunting.

I know how to make coffee in a 50-cup dispenser. Had to fight to get my own thermos filled. At first I had only a 12-cup coffee maker and 10 thermoses (thermi?). ONE is mine and sometimes it got filled. ;(