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Hello

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Thu May 16, 2013 3:34 pm

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aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?



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aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
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Re: Hello

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 16, 2013 3:42 pm

Open the door you dipshit!
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Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 4:06 pm

He should've hit it with a hammer.
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Re: Hello

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 16, 2013 5:14 pm

assateague wrote:He should've hit it with a hammer.
:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 5:35 pm

Why are humans the weakest things on earth? good god
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Re: Hello

Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 5:36 pm

Humans built that bus. I'd hardly classify us as "weak". And a deer hasn't killed me with a hammer yet. So fuck that noise.
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Re: Hello

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 16, 2013 5:38 pm

Human's aren't the weakest but most are just a bunch pussies and dumbasses.
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 5:42 pm

assateague wrote:Humans built that bus. I'd hardly classify us as "weak". And a deer hasn't killed me with a hammer yet. So fuck that noise.

Society has made the individual very weak. That deer has a herd and is still over qualified to survive through a windshield.
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Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 5:54 pm

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Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 6:04 pm

Nice. I will retract the weakest statement. It is true. You just have to be drunk as hell instead of thinking three seconds before the crash to achieve animal strength. Doesnt hurt to be a Ukranian either :thumbsup: The brain that helps dominate the animal kingdom also can be a hindrance. Like the fact humans feed on others to run an economy. The free market is just starting to realize this blind sided onslought on another mans pockets has a cost on the land as well.
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Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 6:05 pm

I'm gonna go shoot a deer tomorrow, just for good measure.
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 6:07 pm

assateague wrote:I'm gonna go shoot a deer tomorrow, just for good measure.

It would be nice if you used a homemade bow on your own. the point would be taken better
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Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 6:11 pm

No way. I'm a human. I have access to technology. Made by other humans. With thumbs.
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Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 6:18 pm

Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.
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Postby Bulldog0156 » Thu May 16, 2013 6:29 pm

I think that deer ended up with a little dain bramage
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Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 6:32 pm

Bulldog0156 wrote:I think that deer ended up with a little dain bramage

No. And the quintuplets survived.
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Postby Goldfish » Thu May 16, 2013 6:48 pm

Did anyone else laugh when the deer went thru the window?

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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 6:54 pm

Goldfish wrote:Did anyone else laugh when the deer went thru the window?

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Im a fart joke type of guy. Sorry.
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Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 7:19 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.
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Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 16, 2013 7:20 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.

Those 2 parts mean nothing to those people on that bus.
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 7:22 pm

assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.

Not within a time frame of a moving bus
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 7:25 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.

Those 2 parts mean nothing to those people on that bus.

:beer: dawg haha
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 7:30 pm

You know he's gunna go krazy, who kares though. You know tK will cover it all up with daily coffee talk.
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Re: Hello

Postby Goldfish » Thu May 16, 2013 7:36 pm

rebelp74 wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.

Those 2 parts mean nothing to those people on that bus.
you mean the driver? It looked empty.

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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 9:00 pm

dr robbin
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Re: Hello

Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 9:08 pm

Mornin Beef wrote:
assateague wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:Youre weaker than your parts then. That deer is born with all the gear. Just needs the familial interaction to maintain purpose.


My brain is a part. And so are my thumbs. Those parts allow me to build and shoot a rifle.

Not within a time frame of a moving bus


Without a human brain and thumbs, there is no bus to have a time frame, moving or not.
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Re: Hello

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu May 16, 2013 9:16 pm

Or a means to measure time
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Re: Hello

Postby assateague » Thu May 16, 2013 9:20 pm

Or the concept of time.
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Re: Hello

Postby Mornin Beef » Thu May 16, 2013 9:23 pm

or the tick on my ball just now. Fuck world.
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Re: Hello

Postby rebelp74 » Thu May 16, 2013 9:23 pm

Getting your balls sucked huh?!
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