Who just farted?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:09 pmI did, in a tent with 16 other guys.
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Who just farted?
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:09 pmRe: Who just farted?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:11 pmI did. In a room with my mom.
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:12 pmI'm getting ready to.
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Re: Who just farted?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:12 pm3geese4me wrote:I did, in a tent with 16 other guys.
Since you just got deported by uncle Sam you get a free pass on the guys in a tent jokes.
Thanks for your service!
Re: Who just farted?
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:13 pm3geese4me wrote:I did, in a tent with 16 other guys.
Keep cool and stay safe brotha.
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 7:58 pmI farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:00 pmMy wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:02 pmFlightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:02 pmThe Mad Duck wrote:I farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief
Willie B is that you?
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:56 pmThe Mad Duck wrote:I farted once outside and everyone ran inside for relief
Very impressive!
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 8:58 pmI farted in the car and turned up the radio to cover the smell.
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:07 pmI farted in the bed and pulled the blanket over my wife's head then tickled her to make her inhale.
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Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 9:44 pmIve got really serious problems with gas. Ive left a meeting today and went outside and did a few jumping jacks to help expel my gas cramps.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:38 amMy 4 year old says " hey dad, what's this on my pants?" I bend down to look and he turns and farts in my face.
It was hard to yell at him while I was laughing so hard. I had to stop yelling and just admit he got me good.
It was hard to yell at him while I was laughing so hard. I had to stop yelling and just admit he got me good.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 11:59 amrozzo842 wrote:My 4 year old says " hey dad, what's this on my pants?" I bend down to look and he turns and farts in my face.
It was hard to yell at him while I was laughing so hard. I had to stop yelling and just admit he got me good.
That's awesome hahaha.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:08 pmNuffDaddy wrote:Flightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
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Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:24 pmWhile sitting on the couch last night I farted and used my hand to waft(sp?) it up so my son would get a whiff. He said "Dad, that was some stinky toops" I tried to high five him as I was proud of the odor and he refused to saying, "No, that's the stinky toop hand". Love what 4 yr olds say. Toop=fart, he's trying to say toot.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:54 pm3legged_lab wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Flightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
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Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 12:58 pm3geese4me wrote:3legged_lab wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Flightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
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Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.
She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:00 pmFlightstopper wrote:3geese4me wrote:3legged_lab wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Flightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
Better than boner pills
Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.
She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.
Re: Who just farted?
Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:22 pmJack gave my wife the "cup of soup" treatment...that was fantastic.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:25 pmFlightstopper wrote:3geese4me wrote:3legged_lab wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Flightstopper wrote:My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
Better than boner pills
Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.
She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.
If I ever meet you and your wife be sure to explain to her why I couldn't stop giggling AFTER I leave.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 1:38 pmDeadEye_Dan wrote:Jack gave my wife the "cup of soup" treatment...that was fantastic.
Awesome!
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:07 pmI believe that you meant "cup of cheese"...
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 2:35 pmWe always called it a fruit cup.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 3:25 pm3legged_lab wrote:We always called it a fruit cup.
The contents are extremely mis-leading.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:25 pm3legged_lab wrote:Flightstopper wrote:3geese4me wrote:3legged_lab wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:[quote="Flightstopper"]My wife just dusted the covers and the dogs bailed!
Better than boner pills
Wait a minute. Girls farting is what turns your crank?
Whatever floats his boat I guess.. Girl farts are some of the worst I think.
She's on some bullshit diet and spews pure rotten death. No words can come close to what it actually resembles.
If I ever meet you and your wife be sure to explain to her why I couldn't stop giggling AFTER I leave.[/quote]
Giggles could turn south quick when your busting out my windows with me and the dogs for a rapid evacuation. You. Were. Warned.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 5:25 pmFeelin' Fowl wrote:I believe that you meant "cup of cheese"...
Love that shit!
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:13 pmI've been clearing rooms all day. Don't know what I ate, but I need to eat it more.
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Posted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:32 pmNuffDaddy wrote:I've been clearing rooms all day. Don't know what I ate, but I need to eat it more.
Sometimes I have those "wtf did I just eat" moments.. Can never duplicate the smell though, I should try harder.