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Made chili last nite and needed some tomatoes. The ones I canned last summer are gone.
At the store I grabbed some ice cream for the wife. Got in line. This really well dressed cougar was in front.she had wine, cheese, and about 15 deli boxes and a lot of lah tee dah kinda food.
I counted and she had 26 items in the express line.
So I asked her where she went to school. Arkansas or Illinois.
She looked at my camo hat and said "excuse me?".
I repeated. She said Illinois.
I said really? Huh.
She left. Cashier asked what was that about.
Said I went to the university of illinois and I can count to twenty. I can also read what it says on that sign and pointed.
20 items or less.
Bonjour.
The asians and indians behind me all were aughing when i said it.

I can't stand it when the person has to sit there and fill out every single part of their check in the checkout line or they have to balance their checkbook right there and then. Or they get in line, ring everything up and figure out that they can't pay for everything...and sit there debating on what to buy and/or not to buy. And little turd bird kids having fits in the check out line.

goodkarmarising wrote:I can't stand it when the person has to sit there and fill out every single part of their check in the checkout line or they have to balance their checkbook right there and then. Or they get in line, ring everything up and figure out that they can't pay for everything...and sit there debating on what to buy and/or not to buy. And little turd bird kids having fits in the check out line.

This was more like, she wanted the cheese in one bag, the wine in another, and various other special needs. Then she wanted cash back in a certain weird assed way...3-10's, a 5, 3 ones, and 8 quarters. Every time I blinked she was thinking of some new way to slow the works down so she could flash all her bling.

Her body language was saying "not nice" things to me that she was unaware of...maybe not. She pissed me off big time and everyone for a 25' radius knew it. (except her)

I'd bet fifty bucks that she went out to her car and told her husband that, "some weird guy was hitting on me in line". She was OBLIVIOUS.