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The site normally shows a Bing bot and/or Google Bot as an active user. Any idea what they are, or how they come about?

I'm asking Olly the computer nerd, not so much Olly the admin...unless the admin dominates on this one.

They scan the site for content for the search engines, I think.

It is the government. They are watching you FF.


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Google and Bing.
What do they do?
They hold peoples hands in rhe interlibrary.
They walk over to the card files and look stuff up for you. Electronically.
Does that splain it?

Olly the nerd and Olly the admin can answer this since I setup and run the site of course I know what they are.

They are a false user account designed to control the search engine bots that crawl the Internet indexing websites. They have a false account so I can control what content they see and it allows them to more effectively scan the site when they are given user permissions. The reason you see them often is because I've told Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc... That this is a dynamic site and it changes a lot and in turn their bots scan this site more than normal. Haveing their bots index the site is a good thing so when users or potential users search something on Google, Bing it will lead them here. Some sections of the site are off limits to the bots and won't show up in search engine results such as the DD.

They are harmless and are working for the site.

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"These aren't the droids you're looking for". And SkyNet thought their bots were harmless, too.

Olly wrote:Olly the nerd and Olly the admin can answer this since I setup and run the site of course I know what they are.

They are a false user account designed to control the search engine bots that crawl the Internet indexing websites. They have a false account so I can control what content they see and it allows them to more effectively scan the site when they are given user permissions. The reason you see them often is because I've told Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc... That this is a dynamic site and it changes a lot and in turn their bots scan this site more than normal. Haveing their bots index the site is a good thing so when users or potential users search something on Google, Bing it will lead them here. Some sections of the site are off limits to the bots and won't show up in search engine results such as the DD.

They are harmless and are working for the site.

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Robots always start off being mans friend and doing good.

Then, they turn evil and are the enemy. Your bots are no different. This has been well documented on Lost in Space tv series.

Tomkat wrote:It is the government. They are watching you FF.


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I thought that's what you were for TK!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Thanks Olly and AB! Makes sense explained...

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Olly the nerd and Olly the admin can answer this since I setup and run the site of course I know what they are.

They are a false user account designed to control the search engine bots that crawl the Internet indexing websites. They have a false account so I can control what content they see and it allows them to more effectively scan the site when they are given user permissions. The reason you see them often is because I've told Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc... That this is a dynamic site and it changes a lot and in turn their bots scan this site more than normal. Haveing their bots index the site is a good thing so when users or potential users search something on Google, Bing it will lead them here. Some sections of the site are off limits to the bots and won't show up in search engine results such as the DD.

They are harmless and are working for the site.

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Robots always start off being mans friend and doing good.

Then, they turn evil and are the enemy. Your bots are no different. This has been well documented on Lost in Space tv series.

Sounds like something Mr. Layhe would say.

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Damn thats some cold ass shit.

Olly wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Olly the nerd and Olly the admin can answer this since I setup and run the site of course I know what they are.

They are a false user account designed to control the search engine bots that crawl the Internet indexing websites. They have a false account so I can control what content they see and it allows them to more effectively scan the site when they are given user permissions. The reason you see them often is because I've told Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc... That this is a dynamic site and it changes a lot and in turn their bots scan this site more than normal. Haveing their bots index the site is a good thing so when users or potential users search something on Google, Bing it will lead them here. Some sections of the site are off limits to the bots and won't show up in search engine results such as the DD.

They are harmless and are working for the site.

Sent from my phone.

Robots always start off being mans friend and doing good.

Then, they turn evil and are the enemy. Your bots are no different. This has been well documented on Lost in Space tv series.

Sounds like something Mr. Layhe would say.

Sent from my phone.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Tomkat wrote:Randy, I am the liquor.

Fify

Olly wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Olly the nerd and Olly the admin can answer this since I setup and run the site of course I know what they are.

They are a false user account designed to control the search engine bots that crawl the Internet indexing websites. They have a false account so I can control what content they see and it allows them to more effectively scan the site when they are given user permissions. The reason you see them often is because I've told Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc... That this is a dynamic site and it changes a lot and in turn their bots scan this site more than normal. Haveing their bots index the site is a good thing so when users or potential users search something on Google, Bing it will lead them here. Some sections of the site are off limits to the bots and won't show up in search engine results such as the DD.

They are harmless and are working for the site.

Sent from my phone.

Robots always start off being mans friend and doing good.

Then, they turn evil and are the enemy. Your bots are no different. This has been well documented on Lost in Space tv series.

Sounds like something Mr. Layhe would say.

Sent from my phone.

YOU ASKED FOR IT-

ON SCREEN. The silver disks on the hull of the probe ship are
beginning to move, rising to stand now on spindraled legs.

EXT.-PROBE SHIP

Heads and legs emerging, the disks reveal themselves to be armor
plated spiders. The monsters find viscous holes in the outer hull and
push through, vanishing into the probe ship.

INT.-JUPITER TWO

(OVER) a THUD. The Jupiter Two shakes, as if struck.

MAUREEN

Give me an external view.

Penny works the console.

ON SCREEN. Spiders are leaping from the probe onto the Jupiter Two.

INT.-PROBE SHIP-BRIDGE

The lizard monkey's SCREAMING has reached new heights of hysteria. A
shape begins to push through the viscous bole in the ceiling.

What bursts in is a monster out of nightmare. Nearly half the size of
a human, shiny metallic body from which wet, spider-like limbs extend.
A fang covered vAw opens below ravenous, green eyes.

Don draws his laser and FIRES, but the blast only reflects off the
metallic surface of its torso, forcing the creature to retract its
limbs and eyes, hiding within its protective shell.

JOHN

Evacuate. Now!

The team races for the door as several more spiders drop through the
hole in the ceiling, landing in the bridge and scampering fast towards
our fleeing heros.

INT.-PROBE SHIP-TUNNELS

The boarding party race down the corridor. The spiders are bounding
after them, using walls, floor, and ceiling with equal facility.

INT.-JUPITER TWO

Will is madly working his keyboard, controlling the fleeing Robot.

WILL

This joy stick is too slow. Activate
holographic interface.

A holographic robot appears on the bridge. Will steps inside, the
image now moving with his body. He spins, facing backwards, firing.

INT.-PROBE SHIP

The Robot is holding up the rear, its torso swiveled backwards so it
can retreat and FIRE simultaneously.

The Robot's plasma BLASTS have more effect than-the lasers, blowing
the spiders into tiny pieces of inhuman flesh and metal.

But more monsters are pouring through the holes in the corridor
ceiling, some giving chasing, others swarming injured comrades.

Judy watches as several spiders devour their fallen brethren.

JUDY

They eat their wounded.

Our heroes race to a nexus, corridors leading off in all directions.
Spiders are dropping from the ceiling around them.

JOHN

Which way?

INT. -JUPITER TWO

WILL-POV. A graphic map flashes within the holograph.

WILL

Turn left.

INT.-PROBE SHIP-CORRIdOR

ROBOT

Now right.

The spiders are swarming, closing fast.

JOHN

Got to seal the bulkhead.

WEST

The door control is at the other and
of the corridor.

JUDY

The fire sensor.

Judy pulls her gun, FIRES, hitting a ceiling sensor at the end of the
corridor. Blast doors SLAM, sealing out most of the spiders.

DON-CLOSE. Impressed.

BLAST DOORS-CLOSE. Metal teeth begin tearing through the steel.

Our group has made it to the door to the docking bay. They rush in,
the Robot coming through the open doorway last and holding there.

INT.-PROBE SHIP-DOCKING BAY

Don activates the airlock to the Jupiter, the batch slowly opening.

The Robot stands in the doorway to the docking bay, FIRING at the
spiders as they come down the hall, blowing them away. More pour
through the now rending blast doors. There are just too many, rolling
towards them now like a single, shifting mass of death.

SMITH

Open, damn you.

WEST

It's cycling a vacuum check. There is
no way to speed up the protocols.

SMITH

Fools. I warned you not to come
aboard this cursed craft. You've
killed us. You've killed us all.

Judy throws him, hard, into the wall.

JUDY

Shut up.

WEST

Now that's a bedside manner.

Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

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Olly wrote:Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

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your starting to remind me of someone who wants to read a lot of Lost in Space scrips, or perhaps, new Haiku?

BEWARE THE ROBOTS!!!

I am glad you are coming to hunt with us.

Frig off Mr. Lahey!

And they are going to hunt in KANSAS. oooooo...ahhhhhhh
Where the storms are fierce. The mailboxes are tough. They have special Bar-b-q standards of winning.
Their college basketball teams are superior. The hunting is huntiest. Everything is beautiful. God's country.
Where the rainbows are rainbowiest. (And they have munchkins that sing songs to witches)
Lions and Tigers and Bears...(oh my)

aunt betty wrote:And they are going to hunt in KANSAS. oooooo...ahhhhhhh
Where the storms are fierce. The mailboxes are tough. They have special Bar-b-q standards of winning.
Their college basketball teams are superior. The hunting is huntiest. Everything is beautiful. God's country.
Where the rainbows are rainbowiest. (And they have munchkins that sing songs to witches)
Lions and Tigers and Bears...(oh my)

I thought they don't take kindly to rainbows in that state?

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aunt betty wrote:And they are going to hunt in KANSAS. oooooo...ahhhhhhh
Where the storms are fierce. The mailboxes are tough. They have special Bar-b-q standards of winning.
Their college basketball teams are superior. The hunting is huntiest. Everything is beautiful. God's country.
Where the rainbows are rainbowiest. (And they have munchkins that sing songs to witches)
Lions and Tigers and Bears...(oh my)

Spot on until the lions and tigers and bears, at that point we're not in Kansas anymore!

Zzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
Sorry u dicksuckers are getting to be boring. Again.


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Tomkat wrote:Zzzzzzz. Zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz
Sorry u dicksuckers are getting to be boring. Again.


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See why your BBQ thread got hi-jacked?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Zzz zzzzzzz


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The Bing Bot is missing!

And that damn Google bot never posts anything.

Bing Bot is back...everyone can calm down now.

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

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your starting to remind me of someone who wants to read a lot of Lost in Space scrips, or perhaps, new Haiku?

BEWARE THE ROBOTS!!!

I am glad you are coming to hunt with us.

When you guys started talking about bots gone bad, I just had this picture of Ozzie performing 'Ironman" back in the good ol' Black Sabbath days.

QH's Paw wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

Sent from my phone.

your starting to remind me of someone who wants to read a lot of Lost in Space scrips, or perhaps, new Haiku?

BEWARE THE ROBOTS!!!

I am glad you are coming to hunt with us.

When you guys started talking about bots gone bad, I just had this picture of Ozzie performing 'Ironman" back in the good ol' Black Sabbath days.

There will only ever be one Sabbath to me. That is Butler, ward, iomi and osbourne. Any other variation is garbage.

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Eric Haynes wrote:

QH's Paw wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

Sent from my phone.

your starting to remind me of someone who wants to read a lot of Lost in Space scrips, or perhaps, new Haiku?

BEWARE THE ROBOTS!!!

I am glad you are coming to hunt with us.

When you guys started talking about bots gone bad, I just had this picture of Ozzie performing 'Ironman" back in the good ol' Black Sabbath days.

There will only ever be one Sabbath to me. That is Butler, ward, iomi and osbourne. Any other variation is garbage.

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That was the best lineup but I can't really call Ronnie James Dio garbage as he was a very good singer. I loved him in 1980 on the heaven and hell to work with blue oyster cult opening


J & B .....it whispers

Tomkat wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

QH's Paw wrote:

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:Go home Mr. Layhey you're drunk.

Sent from my phone.

your starting to remind me of someone who wants to read a lot of Lost in Space scrips, or perhaps, new Haiku?

BEWARE THE ROBOTS!!!

I am glad you are coming to hunt with us.

When you guys started talking about bots gone bad, I just had this picture of Ozzie performing 'Ironman" back in the good ol' Black Sabbath days.

There will only ever be one Sabbath to me. That is Butler, ward, iomi and osbourne. Any other variation is garbage.

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That was the best lineup but I can't really call Ronnie James Dio garbage as he was a very good singer. I loved him in 1980 on the heaven and hell to work with blue oyster cult opening


J & B .....it whispers

I love Dio. He iss not Sabbath...at all.

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