what is up with the new male newscasters?

[aunt betty]

Once a week or so I watch a new broadcast.
Been noticing all the shows I watch have special men.
Guys who have no hair, are obviously gay, and are vegen looking.
Had to turn the channel to get away from the vegifag newscaster.

[aunt betty]

Just made up a word. Vegifag.
Use it often!