Smear the Queer

[assateague]

Does this game still exist? Used to be a blast playing it, and I wondered what it's called (if it still exists). Probably considered too "violent" or something. Or maybe the name was a regional thing, and it was called something else in other places? Pretty sure it was universal, though.

[ManlyMan]

Had the same name and I played it as a kid. That was 20 years ago.

[Tomkat]

Had the same name and I played it as a kid. That was 40 years ago.

[aunt betty]

Does this game still exist? Used to be a blast playing it, and I wondered what it's called (if it still exists). Probably considered too "violent" or something. Or maybe the name was a regional thing, and it was called something else in other places? Pretty sure it was universal, though.

Never heard of it. Must have been playing Quake 1
and missed that.
Havent fragged anyone in years. Sigh.

[rozzo842]

Yep, played it too. Allot of these games are getting lost that's why I taught my boys about 2 for flinching, punch buggys, hurts donuts all the games I used to play. I'm just waiting for the calls from school.

[grizz18]

Yep we played it, but they used to take the ball away from us middle school..so we played with empty bottles, bottle tops..basically anything could hold.

[rozzo842]

Buts up was another great game. I think I can still feel the welts.

[assateague]

Does this game still exist? Used to be a blast playing it, and I wondered what it's called (if it still exists). Probably considered too "violent" or something. Or maybe the name was a regional thing, and it was called something else in other places? Pretty sure it was universal, though.

Never heard of it. Must have been playing Quake 1
and missed that.
Havent fragged anyone in years. Sigh.

We usually played with about 6-8 guys and a football. But like grizz said, could be anything- a stick, a milk carton, anything. There's a goal line- we usually used between 2 trees or bushes or something like that. Throw the ball in the air, and whoever catches it tries to score. Everybody else tries to tackle them, and when you get tackled, you have to throw the ball up in the air for someone to catch, and it starts over. Winner was usually the first one to score, although I don't recall anyone ever winning. Seemed like the games just went on until you got tired of playing.

[Fowlplay]

when i worked at the vet clinic i worked with queer. one sunday him and i were working and the boss man walks up with a candy bar. he walks and says " alright ive got one candy bar, im going to throw it in the air, then its smear the quee......uh, guy who gets it." i was very close to pissing myself.

[ManlyMan]

Buts up was another great game. I think I can still feel the welts.

ha loved butts up

[assateague]

when i worked at the vet clinic i worked with queer. one sunday him and i were working and the boss man walks up with a candy bar. he walks and says " alright ive got one candy bar, im going to throw it in the air, then its smear the quee......uh, guy who gets it." i was very close to pissing myself.

[DC727]

Good times

[aunt betty]

Does this game still exist? Used to be a blast playing it, and I wondered what it's called (if it still exists). Probably considered too "violent" or something. Or maybe the name was a regional thing, and it was called something else in other places? Pretty sure it was universal, though.

Never heard of it. Must have been playing Quake 1
and missed that.
Havent fragged anyone in years. Sigh.

We usually played with about 6-8 guys and a football. But like grizz said, could be anything- a stick, a milk carton, anything. There's a goal line- we usually used between 2 trees or bushes or something like that. Throw the ball in the air, and whoever catches it tries to score. Everybody else tries to tackle them, and when you get tackled, you have to throw the ball up in the air for someone to catch, and it starts over. Winner was usually the first one to score, although I don't recall anyone ever winning. Seemed like the games just went on until you got tired of playing.

When I was a kid in the 60's...fags were called "bachelors" not queers.
We played the same football game. (drill)
It was called "kill the guy who's got it".

[grizz18]

I'll never forget one game of smear the queer...

There were 10-15 of us, it was Halloween day at school. I managed to break free of the beating and was runnign for the goal (we had to run into the soccer goal for a score...Well the biggest mofo in the school was standing there in my way. This was 7th grade and this dude was 6'1 220 and athletic (no lie). I slowed down, and thought.."oh shit". Quickly deciced that I was going full steam ahead at him and juke at the last second. Well, he started out full steam at me also...and yup that bastard guessed my juke exactly perfect. I got full on Goldberg speared by that beast. I was in some intense pain all day. Later that night I had trouble breathing, ended up going to the ER that night and found out I had 2 cracked ribs and rest of my chest was severly bruised.

[assateague]

15 people is too many.

[Flightstopper]

I can't remember ever playing where scoring was an objective. Usually just knocked the hell out of each other until enough quit or someone got butt hurt and went fist.

[assateague]

There really wasn't much trying to head for the goal line. It was more just running for your life in whatever direction you could go.

And this is why kids are growing up to be pussies. Because they're not allowed to play stuff like this anymore.

[aunt betty]

If you look up the origins of college football in the USA...the game we played is remarkably like the first games that Princeton and Rutgers played. No rules...just kill the guy who's got it. If he makes it to the end of the quad...SCORE!

15 is too many. People got very seriously injured (killed). Teddy Roosevelt had them change the rules and form the Intercollegiate Athletic Association of the United States (NCAA) March 31, 1906.

[Flightstopper]

There really wasn't much trying to head for the goal line. It was more just running for your life in whatever direction you could go.

And this is why kids are growing up to be pussies. Because they're not allowed to play stuff like this anymore.

Sounds about right

[rozzo842]

I can't remember ever playing where scoring was an objective. Usually just knocked the hell out of each other until enough quit or someone got butt hurt and went fist.

this. Sometimes we called it kill the guy with the ball. Either title gets you expelled just for saying it now.

[sws002]

Buts up was another great game. I think I can still feel the welts.

ha loved butts up

Never heard of this one, sounds gay.

[NuffDaddy]

Played it all the time when I was a kid and we still called it that. That was about 6-8 years ago.

[FlintRiverFowler]

And this is why kids are growing up to be pussies. Because they're not allowed to play stuff like this anymore.

theyre all inside playing video games anyways, i just moved back to the neighborhood i grew up in. when i lived there as a kid there was a group of about 8 of us who were always outside riding bikes around playing in the woods and creek behind the nieghborhood and just raising hell in general, hell most of us didnt even own a video game console. now i never see a single kid out there except for the two gay lookin fat kids who have a golf cart they ride around the block. its pathetic.

[rebelp74]

We played it in football practice until a kid got a crushed vertabrae then the state made it illegal.

[sws002]

We played it in football practice until a kid got a crushed vertabrae then the state made it illegal.

Kinda reminds me of the ring of fire.

[rozzo842]

Buts up was another great game. I think I can still feel the welts.

ha loved butts up

Never heard of this one, sounds gay.

Throw a ball (we used those blue rubber ones) so it bounces from the ground to the wall and back at you. Everyone tries to catch it one handed. If you miss it someone else grabs the ball and throws it at the wall. You need to beat the ball to the wall. If you don't you get on the wall police lineup style, facing the wall amt the guy who beat you to the wall now gets to whip the ball at your back.
It was a great game, we used to play it at lunch recess and the teachers wouldn't care.

[DC727]

Buts up was another great game. I think I can still feel the welts.

ha loved butts up

Never heard of this one, sounds gay.

Throw a ball (we used those blue rubber ones) so it bounces from the ground to the wall and back at you. Everyone tries to catch it one handed. If you miss it someone else grabs the ball and throws it at the wall. You need to beat the ball to the wall. If you don't you get on the wall police lineup style, facing the wall amt the guy who beat you to the wall now gets to whip the ball at your back.
It was a great game, we used to play it at lunch recess and the teachers wouldn't care.

We called that wall ball

[Redbeard]

I'm from Cali. We played Smear the Heterosexual

[grizz18]

I'm from Cali. We played Smear the Heterosexual

No y'all play "rear the queer"

[rebelp74]

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