AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
assateague wrote:That's impressive. Although at the end, I thought he was going to appeal to me to cash a check for him that Chevron gave him for his ordeal, and that I could keep $1,000,000 of it for my efforts if I would just send him my contact and bank account information.
Flightstopper wrote:Based on the title, I thought it was another AB thread.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
assateague wrote:Though in all seriousness, I'm not certain I would have the will to do what he did.
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
jehler wrote:To bad the guy didn't have a BOWMAG to open an escape hole in the hull.
jehler wrote:To bad the guy didn't have a BOWMAG to open an escape hole in the hull.
Olly wrote: We're still the bastard pirates of the duck forum world.
your right, the conclusion of the explosion probably would kill himThe Duck Hammer wrote:jehler wrote:To bad the guy didn't have a BOWMAG to open an escape hole in the hull.
That would have done him a lot of good. A 357 on the end of a stick does not equal can opener.
assateague wrote:You're right, which is a good thing. Because a can opener wouldn't have done him much good. But "anti-ship torpedo on a stick" most certainly would have done him some good. Blew a hole clean through that hull, and he could have rode the explosion to the surface. Where he would have been picked up, shortly, because people 46 miles away would have seen the fireball erupt from the sea.
this is also a viable outcome, assa's experience with explosives is much greater than mineassateague wrote:You're right, which is a good thing. Because a can opener wouldn't have done him much good. But "anti-ship torpedo on a stick" most certainly would have done him some good. Blew a hole clean through that hull, and he could have rode the explosion to the surface. Where he would have been picked up, shortly, because people 46 miles away would have seen the fireball erupt from the sea.
Woody wrote:assateague wrote:You're right, which is a good thing. Because a can opener wouldn't have done him much good. But "anti-ship torpedo on a stick" most certainly would have done him some good. Blew a hole clean through that hull, and he could have rode the explosion to the surface. Where he would have been picked up, shortly, because people 46 miles away would have seen the fireball erupt from the sea.
Even if he had survived the explosion, decompression sickness would have gotten him.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
assateague wrote:You think that's actually true? If so, I'm doing better than I thought.
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
assateague wrote:Unicorns don't get the Bends, because they're horses. Horses have a completely different digestive system than us, which helps them to process the pressure. That's why horses and cows and such will generally lie down or go into the barn long before we even know a storm is coming. They can sense the pressure change in their gut. So I couldn't work a unicorn into the original story. Sorry, but the science ruled it out.
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