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Today I saved a life

This sonuvabitch swam up a slough through some farm lands and wound up on the road.

A local sea lion/ seal biologist chick (not attractive by the way) shows up with a plastic dog box/ crate. She nets the head and jumps on its neck covering its face with a towel. This thing is pissed off already mind you. Four of us followed her and we all jump on its back. Someone set the crate in from of the damn thing and after five minutes of wrastling this bastard we got it shoved into the rickety ole crate, cracked and held together with zips ties mind you. The damn thing was so powerful it started breaking the sides of the crate. So with some tie downs and boards we had, we reinforced the box the best we could. Damn thing was hissing and snapping at us the whole time. Loaded er up in the back of a federal wardens truck and drive it to the nearest beach. That biologist chick had some mighty big balls. Wish I coulda got video of her jumping on its back. My Sgt looks at me and says if it gets hold of her arm we're filling that fucker fulla lead



Heart warming isn't it

Would been sweet if a shark or killer whale wouldve attacked it as soon as it hit the water

IT REALLY IS!

Good job Red!

I bet that is one biting son of a bitch! No way would I want to get near that mouth!

(What was Brandy doing in that picture?)

Jim would've eaten that sumbitch.

very f'ing sweet.

I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Jim would've eaten that sumbitch.

ha!!!

Like there's a shortage of sea lions or something.

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

remember when I mentioned the biologist was there?? My Sgt and I came up with a buncha quick solutions that she just cringed at

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Jim would've eaten that sumbitch.

Oooh I could smoked some seal on my fancy smoker

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

remember when I mentioned the biologist was there?? My Sgt and I came up with a buncha quick solutions that she just cringed at

That is pretty cool.

Sent from my phone.

Awesome story Red!

That's pretty cool!

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

remember when I mentioned the biologist was there?? My Sgt and I came up with a buncha quick solutions that she just cringed at[/quote]


Like shooting the fucking thing in the head??

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

remember when I mentioned the biologist was there?? My Sgt and I came up with a buncha quick solutions that she just cringed at

i would wager that you're being talked about very badly in several offices and emails

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

They're greasy as all fuck, like any sea mammal.
You guys should have calmed it with a blow to the head.
That method works great on the little white seals up north.
You might be banned from entering Oregon now, sorry Red.
Over on the Refuge, there's a guy that shoots them (seal)and has his retriever swim out and bring them to land. I think he's in Iceland.
The only good sealion is a dead sealion.

Glad you stayed back at a safe distance to take the pictures.

Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

waterfowlman wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:I wonder how they taste. You should have beat it like a baby seal with your asp, oh wait.

remember when I mentioned the biologist was there?? My Sgt and I came up with a buncha quick solutions that she just cringed at[/quote]


Like shooting the fucking thing in the head??

bingo

Lost interest when ya said the biologist chick wasnt attractive.
Mor hot chik storys!

3legged_lab wrote:Glad you stayed back at a safe distance to take the pictures.

fucker's quick

jehler wrote:Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

which do ya think

Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

which do ya think

My guess is the deuce the sea lion dropped when she jumped on its back.

Bulldog0156 wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

which do ya think

My guess is the deuce the sea lion dropped when she jumped on its back.

it honestly did fart three times while we wrastled it

Redbeard wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Glad you stayed back at a safe distance to take the pictures.

fucker's quick

Ya, and on land is when they are slower.

Bulldog0156 wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

which do ya think

My guess is the deuce the sea lion dropped when she jumped on its back.

it honestly did fart three times while we wrastled it

3legged_lab wrote:

Redbeard wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:Glad you stayed back at a safe distance to take the pictures.

fucker's quick

Ya, and on land is when they are slower.

no shit

Cool story Red

I cannot believe that dog just sat there. My old lab would have been all over that thing.

Redbeard wrote:

jehler wrote:Who smelled better, the biologist or the sea lion?

which do ya think

Would it have mattered?