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Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:35 pm

I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:47 pm

Yes, I dive for abalone.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Woody » Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:50 pm

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This is one^^^


I bet you want to
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:05 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Yes, I dive for abalone.
do ya? Where?
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:15 pm

We got a few spots that stretch from south of Mendocino to North of Fort Bragg. Got a couple right in town.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:17 pm

Sweet. I'd like to try it next year. Love eating em.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:19 pm

Woody wrote:
image.jpg

This is one^^^


I bet you want to
how could ya not wanna bury your face in a nice hot one of those?
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:23 pm

Redbeard wrote:Sweet. I'd like to try it next year. Love eating em.


Yeah man, its a blast. Are you gonna dive locally or are you heading south?
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:25 pm

GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Sweet. I'd like to try it next year. Love eating em.


Yeah man, its a blast. Are you gonna dive locally or are you heading south?
a buddy I work with has spots between here and fort Bragg
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby rebelp74 » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:42 pm

Y'all are lucky
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby MuddyWaterWarlock » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:45 pm

Redbeard wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:Sweet. I'd like to try it next year. Love eating em.


Yeah man, its a blast. Are you gonna dive locally or are you heading south?
a buddy I work with has spots between here and fort Bragg

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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby ducks~n~bucks » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:22 am

Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.

The kids do not need a fishing license, only the report card. (assuming they aren't 16). Do not get caught giving someone else an ab you picked, even while you are in the water, the FaG wardens will lay the hammer down on you for that too. Even though you are only allowed to have the bag limit in possession, you can get around that by "gifting" your abalone to whoever does not have there three, so you can go back out the next day. My dad and I always take two other people who can't dive with us, then legally "gift" our abs to those to people, so we can dive again the following day.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:53 am

ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.

The kids do not need a fishing license, only the report card. (assuming they aren't 16). Do not get caught giving someone else an ab you picked, even while you are in the water, the FaG wardens will lay the hammer down on you for that too. Even though you are only allowed to have the bag limit in possession, you can get around that by "gifting" your abalone to whoever does not have there three, so you can go back out the next day. My dad and I always take two other people who can't dive with us, then legally "gift" our abs to those to people, so we can dive again the following day.
oh I've never done it but I'm well aware of the wardens and the regs. I'll just be sly
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:54 am

Redbeard wrote:
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Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.

The kids do not need a fishing license, only the report card. (assuming they aren't 16). Do not get caught giving someone else an ab you picked, even while you are in the water, the FaG wardens will lay the hammer down on you for that too. Even though you are only allowed to have the bag limit in possession, you can get around that by "gifting" your abalone to whoever does not have there three, so you can go back out the next day. My dad and I always take two other people who can't dive with us, then legally "gift" our abs to those to people, so we can dive again the following day.
oh I've never done it but I'm well aware of the wardens and the regs. I'll just be sly
make sure you you beat those slugs real good. Chewy AB is ok at best.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 12:58 am

Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.

The kids do not need a fishing license, only the report card. (assuming they aren't 16). Do not get caught giving someone else an ab you picked, even while you are in the water, the FaG wardens will lay the hammer down on you for that too. Even though you are only allowed to have the bag limit in possession, you can get around that by "gifting" your abalone to whoever does not have there three, so you can go back out the next day. My dad and I always take two other people who can't dive with us, then legally "gift" our abs to those to people, so we can dive again the following day.
oh I've never done it but I'm well aware of the wardens and the regs. I'll just be sly
make sure you you beat those slugs real good. Chewy AB is ok at best.
yea my buddy kinda gave me a run down on how to prepare em. Done right though theyre damn tasty
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:01 am

Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
ducks~n~bucks wrote:
Redbeard wrote:I'm thinking bout gettin giving er a shot next year. Once ya got the wet suit, flippers, knife and gauge. The only other expense is gas. We can only take three a day here. And FaG has a permanent boner during Ab season. It's heavily regulated. But I figure I can get my wife and a couple of my varmints a fishing license and punch card and walk out with at least 3-4 limits a trip.

The kids do not need a fishing license, only the report card. (assuming they aren't 16). Do not get caught giving someone else an ab you picked, even while you are in the water, the FaG wardens will lay the hammer down on you for that too. Even though you are only allowed to have the bag limit in possession, you can get around that by "gifting" your abalone to whoever does not have there three, so you can go back out the next day. My dad and I always take two other people who can't dive with us, then legally "gift" our abs to those to people, so we can dive again the following day.
oh I've never done it but I'm well aware of the wardens and the regs. I'll just be sly
make sure you you beat those slugs real good. Chewy AB is ok at best.
yea my buddy kinda gave me a run down on how to prepare em. Done right though theyre damn tasty

Oh yes we had some on our trip to Oregon and its good. Some of the guys brought 6 from their last trip to fort Bragg.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:02 am

I havent worn a wet suit in years. I bet my junk looks great in one
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:08 am

Redbeard wrote:I havent worn a wet suit in years. I bet my junk looks great in one

:) yea you hit the cold pacific and you'll have an egg roll with two pea's in no time.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:08 am

Remember, an assless wetsuit is pointless.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:09 am

Yup, you gotta beat that meat. Beat it real good.
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:10 am

3legged_lab wrote:Remember, an assless wetsuit is pointless.
I've never heard of an assless wet suit. Is that for tandem diving?
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Redbeard » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:13 am

As riveting as all this knuckle deep, assless wet suit talk is...I'm out. Bushed. Been a long day. Watching updates of tripod doing nothing at work really takes its toll on ya
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:16 am

Redbeard wrote:As riveting as all this knuckle deep, assless wet suit talk is...I'm out. Bushed. Been a long day. Watching updates of tripod doing nothing at work really takes its toll on ya
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Re: Anyone dive for abalone?

Postby one2many » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:08 pm

Redbeard wrote:
GadwallGetter530 wrote:Yes, I dive for abalone.
do ya? Where?

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