I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE

[aunt betty]

The shit costs way too fucking much at rural king.
Wanting to scare the fuck out of some ppl this July 4.
They have no clue...
Help a brudda out.
Where?

[assateague]

I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.

[aunt betty]

I have been thinking about asking the rural king manager if he even knows what he is selling.
I bet he has no idea. I also bet that if he knew...he would keep the stuff locked up in a case.
Its right on the shelf below the EMPTY ammo shelves and has not moved since last year.

Boom! One shot.

[Flightstopper]

Dan can you rig a price hike on this? Might do us all a favor. At least Illinois....

[Bootlipkiller]

Dan can you rig a price hike on this? Might do us all a favor. At least Illinois....

[DeadEye_Dan]

Just took a market position on Tannerite. I now control 90% of the Tannerite mines globally.

And like a good Jew, I hedged against the price collapsing - so either way I make another fortune.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.

aluminum powder and ammonium nitrate, 15/85 mixture. the cold packs at walgreens work well.

[ManlyMan]

Betty, ill be completely honest, I wouldn't like you having large amounts of tannerite.

[huntfishnv]

Pretty sure it's nitrogen rich components otherwise known as prill (the white things) and finely powdered aluminum.

[3legged_lab]

I have been thinking about asking the rural king manager if he even knows what he is selling.
I bet he has no idea. I also bet that if he knew...he would keep the stuff locked up in a case.
Its right on the shelf below the EMPTY ammo shelves and has not moved since last year.

Boom! One shot.

Sorry, it ain't shit til its mixed.

[Westie25]

Betty

You can have sentences consecutively.

You don't have to type like this.

[3legged_lab]

K?

[Olly]

I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.

What? It's rust and aluminum dust. About a 80/20 mix. Had to be ignited with percussion.

Sent from my phone.

[assateague]

Well, I've heard that, and I've also heard ammonium nitrate.

[Bootlipkiller]

I heard its Made from fairy dust and mermaid tears!

[DeadEye_Dan]

Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:

A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]

[Olly]

Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:

A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]

That's good stuff

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Well, I've heard that, and I've also heard ammonium nitrate.

it's ammonium nitrate. go buy a coldpack at walgreens and grind up your neighbor's gutters into dust and try it.

[assateague]

Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:

A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]

Go figure. Color me "unsurprised".

[Olly]

You know what, I was thinking of Thermite, Tanner rite is made up of ammonia nitrate and aluminum dust. You can buy both pretty cheaply, look on eBay for the dust and home depot for the nitrate.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:

A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]

Go figure. Color me "unsurprised".

I gotta say (WADR), from all outside appearances - MD is full of uptight, pantywaisted, motherfuckers afraid of their own shadow.


Present company excluded, of course.

[Tomkat]

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All better now!

[aunt betty]

Betty

You can have sentences consecutively.

You don't have to type like this.

I had a fucking English professor....witch that made me do it that way.

Fuck you.

[aunt betty]

You know what, I was thinking of Thermite, Tanner rite is made up of ammonia nitrate and aluminum dust. You can buy both pretty cheaply, look on eBay for the dust and home depot for the nitrate.

Ammonium nitrate...no problem. TEXAS...send me some.
Or did it all splode already?

[aunt betty]

I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.

What? It's rust and aluminum dust. About a 80/20 mix. Had to be ignited with percussion.

Sent from my phone.

Iron oxide powder mixed with powdered aluminum or magnesium is thermite.
You light it and it burns hot. So hot...do it on someone you hate...car hood. Burns to the ground. Thru engine. Lol

[Tomkat]

Betty

You can have sentences consecutively.

You don't have to type like this.

I had a fucking English professor....witch that made me do it that way.

Fuck you.

Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to fuck off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.

I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.

Come on man.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to fuck off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.

I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.

Come on man.

funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to fuck off, he gets butthurt bad then posts weird shit for the rest of the night.

[MuddyWaterWarlock]

Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to **** off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.

I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.

Come on man.

funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to **** off, he gets butthurt bad then posts weird **** for the rest of the night.

He does that all the time.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to **** off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.

I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.

Come on man.

funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to **** off, he gets butthurt bad then posts weird **** for the rest of the night.

He does that all the time.

true, but it get's significantly weirder on fuck off days.

[aunt betty]

Betty, ill be completely honest, I wouldn't like you having large amounts of tannerite.

You don't know what I have already. (wink)

You know...they have lots of big 'splosions n stuff on New Years Eve in Arkansas. Try it sometime. The ground shakes!

And on the subject of fuck you's and butthurtedness.
You know how when you you're drinking beers with your buddies and you get your balls busted and then ya gotta say a couple fuck you's and laugh and so on. It happens...

That's how I mean my fuck you's at the end of rants.
If you have a problem with that then man up and get some thicker skin. Take your panties off or something.

I'm weird even without getting butthurt and if you think I get extra weird when you perceive that I'm being butthurt...then MAYBE you have a perception problem.

Pedicabo ego vos